"F * ck!"
"I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!"
"Satisfied! It feels good!"
"Damn it, this shout made my soul come out!”
[Emperor Wuji brother gifted the streamer a super rocket x1 *2*.。。* 20!】
"Brothers, I'm going to record the screen. Wait for me, I have to go to the toilet!”
"Brother Wuji, take it easy!”
"Brother Wuji, you can't do this!”
"Old woman! Old woman! I want an old woman!"
Wang Xiao immediately switched to the voice of a silly little girl and shouted,
"Brother Le, I want it ~"
[User Everyday Wants Joy gifted the streamer a plane x1]
"Brothers, I have to go to the bathroom too.”
"You bunch of good-for-nothings, you're useless. Handsome brother, fairy sister, I want fairy sister!”
"Brother Huanhai, Ling 'er hopes to be with Brother Huanhai for the rest of her life!”
"Wow! My Ling 'er!"
[User Fantasy Sea Lost gifted the streamer a card x666]
Nightshade! Nightshade!"
"Brother Wang wants my life, so I'll die! Brother Wang wants me to be with him, so I'll stay by his side until death!”
"I'm dead! I'm going to die!"
[User Long Yang gifted the streamer an application card x188]
Yan Lingji! Yan Lingji!"
"If you don't enter the depths of the whirlpool, how can you know the beautiful scenery underwater? Brother Madman, are you willing to help me break this crystal cage and roam the world with Ling Ji?”
"I'm willing! I'm willing! I'm willing!"
[User chuunibyou lunatic gifted the streamer a plane x1
] Lan Zhan! I want Lan Zhan!"
“？？？？？？？”
“？？？？？？？”
“!!!!!!!!”
“!!!!!!!!”
"Brother, is there something wrong with you?”
"I'm a girl, so what if I like Lan Zhan?”
"What the hell, little sister?"
"Little miss, are you asking me out? I'm also very good at imitating Lan Zhan."
Just like that, Wang Xiao was having a great time playing with his fickle netizens with the Hundred Changing Magical Tones!
More than an hour later!
"Sister Simin will play the role of Sister Pan. Brother Xiaosa wants Sister Simin to play the role of Sister Pan!”
"Pfft!"
"Brother, you're so f * cking f * cking
~"？？”
Wang Xiao couldn't hold it in anymore. This year's netizens were really too difficult to guide.
Just as Wang Xiao was about to imitate it, a message suddenly connected to his microphone. Wang Xiao saw that it was from Zhixun.
Wang Xiao rolled his eyes and immediately said with interest,
"Brothers, wait for me!"”
Wang Xiao immediately ran away as he spoke. Then, he took a scarf and wrapped it around his neck. Then, he looked left and right and took two buns that he bought in the morning and stuffed them into his clothes.
"Hahahaha, I have a bad feeling!”
"Hahahahaha, Zhixun, hahahahaha!”
"I'm looking forward to it! I look forward to it!"
"Brothers, you're not allowed to snitch. Otherwise, we brothers won't be able to do anything!”
"Hahaha, I'm Zhixun's fan, but I won't snitch because I'm looking forward to it too!”
After a while, Wang Xiao sat back down. He tidied his hair and asked,
"Brothers, how was it this time?"”
"Perfect!"
"It has to be perfect!!!"
"Perfect!!"
"Okay, then let's join Mai Zhixun!”
As he spoke, Wang Xiao tapped on Zhixun's mic.
"Brother Chic, what are you doing? Why didn't you pick up my call…。。。”
As Zhixun was speaking, he suddenly saw a beautiful woman appear on the screen. She had long black hair, a cold temperament, beautiful facial features, fair skin, and a curvy figure. She was simply too beautiful!
He immediately put down his crossed legs and sat up straight. His eyes were shining. Then, he coughed twice and lowered his voice
. Hello, little sister, I... I seem to have connected to the wrong mic!"
"Hahahaha, what the hell is this voice?？？You're a hypocrite?"
"Hahahaha, he's panicking, he's panicking!”
"Shh ~ Don't talk, don't disturb me!”
Wang Xiao almost burst out laughing when he saw Zhixun's serious expression. However, he looked at Zhixun and said calmly,
"You're Zhixun?"
"What? That's right! I'm Zhixun, Xu Gang!"
When Wang Xiao heard Zhixun reveal his real name in his excitement, he almost couldn't hold it in. One had to know that Zhixun hated being called by his real name.
Wang Xiao had to endure it, but the netizens in the live broadcast room were already laughing.
"Xu Gang? Should I call you Zhixun or Xu Gang?”
"Anything is fine, anything is fine! Little miss, you can shout whatever you want?”
"I'm sorry, I don't really know how to broadcast. I'll just call you Xu Gang.”
"Yes, names are meant to be called. Xu Gang can do it too!”
"
Is this Zhixun?" The netizens were no longer calm.
"The old woman called Xu Gang once, and Zhixun almost broke up with her. What the hell is going on now?”
"So Zhixun likes the older sister type. No wonder he doesn't like old women and younger sons.”
"Hahahahaha, Xu Gang, what the f * ck Xu Gang, hahahahahaha!”
Wang Xiao pinched his thigh again and said coldly,
"Hello, Xu Gang!" I'm Wang Xiao's sister. He has something to do today and asked me to help him broadcast. But I don't really know how to broadcast. If anything goes wrong later, let me know!”
"Oh, it's okay. It's very simple to broadcast live. Besides, Little Missy is so beautiful. Even if she makes a mistake, no one will blame her, hehe!”
"You have a glib tongue. I don't like the way you talk!”
"Miss, don't misunderstand. I'm not the kind of person you think I am! I... I'm only saying this because I'm doing a live broadcast. I'm actually very serious in private.”
"Hahahahaha, what the hell is Zhixun doing?？？？？”
"Serious? This is the funniest joke I've heard this year!”
"What is Xu Gang doing? A blind date?"
"Hahahahaha, Zhixun is usually cool to everyone, but today, he's like a different person.”
Wang Xiao almost couldn't take it anymore. He knew how boring Zhixun was usually, so he found his current appearance even more amusing.
"Xu Gang, I heard from Wang Xiao that you're the most handsome male streamer in Shark Fight?”
"
No, no, they're just talking nonsense." Zhixun immediately replied embarrassedly. Actually, Handsome Bro is the most handsome one.。。I'm fine!"
"You don't have to belittle yourself. Appearance is also an advantage for people, and you're indeed quite handsome!”
"Hehe, actually, that's what they all say. Sometimes, I'm also quite embarrassed. If you admit it, you'll be a little too arrogant. If you don't admit it, they'll say that you're pretending, so I usually don't care much, hehe.”
Hehe? Hehe your head!
You're going to be on the headlines tomorrow. Let's see if you can still laugh.
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