Qin Huiru clearly remembered that she had heard the meme muttering that he didn't want to eat and wanted to eat meat. Now, something had happened?
However, other than the memes, there was no one else!
Qin Huairu, who was flustered, hurriedly ran out as well.
Who was the first to react?
It had to be that old woman Jia Zhangshi!
It had been staring at the stick since it went out. When the door suddenly closed, it thought that the stick was rummaging around, afraid that others would know that he was stealing.
It was only when He Han's deep voice rang out in the courtyard that she realized that something had really happened!
At this moment, the entire Siheyuan was awake!
To be honest, it didn't seem to have anything to do with them, but it was related to their future!
They were not afraid of thieves stealing, but they were afraid of thieves remembering!
This was the time when the so-called " big brother " had fallen out with them. They had just paid off what they owed others. In an era where supplies were scarce, thieves wanted to steal their lives!
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The first to rush out was Jia Zhangshi. Her plump body rolled over like a meat bomb tank, followed by her crying and cursing!
"Goddammit He Han, you're actually so vicious!”
"If anything happens to me, you bastard, I won't let you off even if I become a ghost!”
"Someone come quickly! Murder! Help!"
Seeing this fierce-looking Jia Zhangshi baring her fangs and brandishing her claws, wishing she could give him a Nine Yin White Bone Claw, He Han almost died of disgust.
"Jia Zhang-shi, you old fat woman, it's not your fault that you're disgusting and fat, but it's your fault that you actually came to scare me!”
He Han hurriedly shouted, F * ck! This damn fat woman was like a disgusting zombie, pouncing towards him.
Fortunately, He Han had seen the world. Otherwise, he would have vomited during dinner!
"Ah! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"
Jia Zhang-shi was insulted by He Han's sharp words and immediately flew into a rage, wishing she could tear He Han apart.
"Hehe, you? Disgusting! Disgusting!"
He Han quickly widened his eyes and roared, then lifted his foot!
"Let's go!"
Bang!
Jia Zhang-shi's baring of fangs and brandishing of claws came to an abrupt halt. He Han had used a full twentieth of his strength!
The fat woman immediately lay down and started rolling on the ground.
She was good at throwing a tantrum and rolling around. If she went forward to scratch He Han again, she would probably kick him again!
"Murder! Help!"
"Murder! Help! He Han killed someone!"
Obediently dig a hole!
This fat woman's loud voice was like a trumpet. Her fat body was not grown in vain. She was like a concrete roller!
That mournful wail, even if a few parents didn't die, they wouldn't have such a desolate and hoarse feeling!
"Not good, did He Hanmo kill the thief?”
First Uncle instantly panicked!
When everyone heard this, they were speechless!
He Han's strength was obvious to all. He Han beat Xu Damao and Silly Zhu as if they were playing!
"Quick, quick, quick! Quickly go and take a look!"
What if someone died in their courtyard? This thief was also f * cking courting death. Of all the houses he could have stolen from, why did he have to steal from He Han's house?
F * ck! Didn't you see that our Siheyuan's War God has been defeated? Godless was like a grandson, God Thief was also caught!
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Yi Zhonghai, an auntie who lived in the middle courtyard, was the quickest to arrive.
The most anxious person was He Yushui. She was so scared that she cried and wailed as she stumbled over.
However, the first batch of people to arrive saw Jia Zhangshi, this fat old woman, rolling around on the ground, howling like a pig as if her parents had died!
"He Han! You killed someone?"
Yi Zhonghai shouted anxiously. Even in the middle of winter, he was sweating profusely.
"Second brother! Did you really kill someone? Say something!"
He Yushui cried out in tears. Why did the heavens treat her like this?!!!
Silly Zhu's face was also solemn, his heart was extremely gloomy. No matter what, He Han was still his brother.
"Damn it! That damned fat woman of the Jia Zhang family!"
"Are you f * cking calling your mother!”
He Han looked at He Yushui, who was on the verge of collapse, with tears all over his face. His reverse scale instantly exploded!!!
The furious He Hannian suddenly exploded with power and started slapping Jia Zhang-shi's fat face!
The psychokinesis slapped her left and right, slapping this damn fat woman again and again!
If your sister cries, you will bleed!!!
"Pa!" "Pa!" "Pa!"
Jia Zhang-shi's face quickly swelled up in the eyes of Yi Zhonghai, Shazhu, and the others, turning red!
This strange scene frightened them so much that they did not dare to move. It was as if someone had pressed their acupoints, and time had frozen!
"Ghost! Help!"
"Mommy! Jia Zhang-shi has encountered a ghost!"
"Run! There's a ghost!"
Pa! Crash!
The weapon in his hand was so scared that he quickly threw it away
The Yang family, Yan siblings, and Liu brothers were so scared that their faces turned pale. They shouted in horror and ran back!
They came, they ran
Murder? Thief? Go ball!
That had nothing to do with them! They had already encountered a ghost. If they didn't run, they would die!
"Wait! All of you, come back!"
It had to be Third Uncle who could see better than others with glasses.
"What do you have eyes for? Where did the ghost come from?"
Jia Zhang-shi had already used her hand to slap her face.
Even though the psychokinesis could only drag a hundred jin of weight, it was still easy to control Jia Zhang-shi's hand.
Therefore, the situation in everyone's eyes had completely changed. What they saw was this old woman slapping herself!
At this time, they still didn't understand that this killing and saving was all an act by this old woman who specialized in throwing a tantrum!
"Auntie Zhang, isn't it wrong of you to do this? What right do you have to frame others like this? You're still playing tricks!"
The Second Uncle, who had just been scared half to death, finally recovered. His pale face finally had a trace of blood. He immediately began to scold Jia Zhang-shi with a cold face.
It was not just Second Uncle alone. The other residents all accused her of having a bad character. She actually pretended to be a ghost to scare people.
"Old woman of the Jia family, do you have to be so disgusting?”
"Do you know how scary people are?”
"Jia Zhang-shi, I really couldn't tell that your acting was quite good!”
"It's fine if you cry and howl normally, but do you want to go to the sky at night?”
"Qin Huairu, are you going to control your mother-in-law?”
"That's right, that's right. I almost had a heart attack just now.”
Widow Yang's family, Yan's brothers, Liu's brothers, Lou Xiao'e and others all accused Jia Zhangshi of playing tricks.
"There really is a ghost! There really was a ghost! A ghost really grabbed my hand and hit me just now! Help! There's a ghost!"
Jia Zhang-shi was so scared that she peed her pants. There was really a ghost just now!
"Believe me, there was really a ghost just now!”
Jia Zhang-shi crawled up from the ground and stared at the three uncles who were watching. The three aunties swore with great certainty.
"Alright, alright, Jia Zhangshi, it's a new society now. Stop talking about these things!”
First Uncle was very impatient. There were so many people watching, and you were still acting? Was it interesting?
"No, no!"
"None of you believe me? Believe me!"
Jia Zhang-shi was reprimanded by an old man, but she didn't feel any remorse and continued to shout.
Everyone cast disdainful looks at her!
Old people are like demons, unrepentant!
"Wuwuwu! Grandma, Mom, save me!"
"I... I'm here…!"
When Jia Zhang-shi saw the ghost, she heard the sound of the stick stick's breathless voice.
"Awesome? Where are you?"
When Qin Huairu heard that it was a son, she instantly panicked!
I saved you, but where are you?
"I'm stepping on He Han, that bastard!”
The stick pedlar's indignant voice sounded again. Everyone looked in the direction of the depressed voice. Sure enough, there was a sack lying under He Han's feet!!
Puchi! Hahaha! Hahaha!
The residents burst out laughing. The stick was put in a gunny sack?
Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu, Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang, and the other young men started to dance without any scruples.
Wasn't this scene too comical? Heavens!
"Awesome! My good grandson is a thief!"
Jia Zhang-shi couldn't care less about whether she was a ghost or not, and she couldn't care less about whether she was swollen like a pig's head. She immediately scolded He Han,
"Goddammit He Han, you bastard, you actually bullied my bastard grandson. I'll risk my life today, I won't let you off even if I become a ghost!”
"Old bastard! Good little thief, you're so cruel to abandon us orphans and widows, and now you're bullying us!”
"We don't want to live anymore! I'll go down and find you!"
Everyone looked at this scene with disdain.
Crying is better than singing. Go to hell if you have the ability!
Why are you still here pretending to be crazy and throwing a tantrum?
Qin Huairu really couldn't stand it anymore. It was too embarrassing!
You old woman, you're shameless. Our family still needs to live in the courtyard!
"Granny, get up. Aren't you ashamed? Isn't it embarrassing!"
As she said that, she went to get up from the ground, but Jia Zhangshi, who was lying on the ground, was a heavyweight player. She could not do it alone!
First Uncle ignored this shrew and looked at the stick that was still squirming under He Han's feet.
"He Han, let him go. We can talk things out. We're all neighbors.”
"Children? Where did the child come from?"
"First Uncle, this is a thief, a thief I caught!”
He Han pretended to be stupid and immediately denied it. He was still a child and must not let him off!
"Thief? How can a great meme be a thief!"
Jia Zhang-shi immediately rolled and crawled up from the ground.
"It's all your fault, you damn bastard! You took advantage of the time when the stick was playing in the courtyard to put a sack over the stick and beat it up!”
"Sob, sob, my poor Big Sun thief, he was kidnapped into the house and beaten up!”
"Three masters, you have to help us poor orphans and widows. He Han is bullying us because we don't have a man!!”
Jia Zhang-shi immediately wailed and howled, accusing He Han of deliberately beating up her family.
It knew very well that once the stick meme was labeled as a thief, it would really be miserable!
The residents treated Jia Zhangshi's words as a fart. Whoever believed it would be unlucky.
Isn't it common knowledge that a meme likes to steal things?
Not to mention that Jia Dongxu was dead, what could he do even if he was here?
First Uncle felt a headache coming on. He looked at Second Uncle and Third Uncle, but they didn't seem to be looking at him.
Great! Great! Great!
You guys are playing dumb, but I can't play dumb too, right?
First Uncle sighed." He Han, don't worry about this. We'll definitely give you justice. Let the stick out first and we'll confront him face to face."”
"Alright, since First Uncle has said so, I'll naturally give him face.”
He Han smiled and lifted his foot.
Upon seeing this, Qin Huiru hurriedly went forward to open the sack!
Under the dim light, God Thief's face looked a little messy.
Where was the elegance of God Thief? He was just a little better than a beggar.
He Han had taken this sack from the anthanite. Looking at the nigger-like child's face, he could vaguely tell that this was a stick joke, right?
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.”
"He Han is really too ruthless. He's such a good child. Tell me..."
"With such dark skin, even your own father won't be able to recognize you, right?”
"He deserves it, he deserves it!"
Everyone felt their hearts ache and found it funny. They had never imagined such a scene before!
"Wow, Grandma, Mom, my whole body hurts. It was He Han who hit me! Wuwuwu!"
In the end, he had finally seen his family. The darkness and whipping just now had scared the stick so much that he peed his pants. Now, he was crying.
Qin Huairu could still restrain herself despite the fact that she was in the wrong. She glared at He Han hatefully. He Han looked up at the sky and did not care at all.
However, Jia Zhang-shi was different.
Whether his eldest grandson was a scoundrel or a ghost, it was all because of this bastard in front of him. He was so protective of his grandson that he did not care if he was a match for him.
Jia Zhang-shi, who was grimacing with a ferocious expression, clawed at He Han, disfiguring him! He had to be disfigured!
In the crowd, only He Yushui and Lou Xiao'e instantly widened their eyes in fear and shouted to be careful. The others all revealed expressions of schadenfreude.
However, it came and went quickly!
Jia Zhang-shi rushed over, Jia Zhang-shi knelt down.
Bang!
He Han didn't even look at it. The invisible wooden stick condensed from psychokinesis tripped the fat woman lightly, and she fell on her face…
"Aiyo, it's not even the new year yet. Why are you kowtowing?”
"Old woman, since you kowtowed to me, as an elder, I can't accept your head for nothing. Here, this is five cents.”
Drip...
Under everyone's watchful eyes, He Han really took out five cents.
Are you a demon? How could he tease her like this!
"He Han, you're insulting me. Do you know how to respect the old and love the young? Have you let a dog eat your conscience?"
The humiliated Jia Zhang-shi instantly flew into a rage and started cursing at He Han!
The three masters were shocked and knew that things were not good!
Sure enough, He Han spoke the next second.
"In that case, I think it's better to do business.”
"It's almost the new year. I hope that you can come back safely on the 30th of the new year!”
He Han said coldly.
You shameless old noob! I gave you face, but you didn't take it!
Qin Huairu was so angry that she was jumping up and down when she saw her mother-in-law, who was incapable of doing anything and only knew how to cause trouble. However, she could not ignore her.
Even if she knew that this was the doing of the stick, she had to fight for a chance of survival for the stick. After all, he was her son.
She gave a look to Silly Zhu, who immediately understood and immediately pulled back Jia Zhangshi, who was throwing a tantrum.
She then asked calmly,"He Han, do you have any proof that the stick is a thief?"”
"Evidence? Look, isn't the stick holding onto the pork leg that Rainwater and I left behind?”
He Han said disdainfully.
Pig knuckle? Where was he? Following his gaze, there was indeed a big bone stick in the stick stick's hand.
"Look at his mouth. It's still full of oil!”
Zhu Bajie's second aunt! Everyone was almost blinded!
As expected of you!
He was almost beaten to shit and still wanted to eat two mouthfuls?
This was really not a joke. Who asked him to have the big bowl by his mouth when he was beaten? He could not help but smell the fragrance of the pork knuckle!
If I'm already beaten up, wouldn't I be at a disadvantage if I don't eat a few mouthfuls?
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There was nothing else to say. Qin Huairu could only stare at him in disappointment. A good-for-nothing like your father!
Qin Huairu was speechless, but Jia Zhangshi broke free from her restraints and shouted shamelessly,""Pig knuckle! Pig knuckle! It was as if only your family could afford to eat pork knuckles!”
"Oh, could it be that your family is also eating pork knuckles today?”
He Han asked jokingly.
"I didn't say that my family bought this pork knuckle!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Bugui couldn't help but say disdainfully,""Then where did you get your pork knuckles?"
He, Yan Bugui, couldn't even eat pork knuckles once a year, and your family wanted to buy pork knuckles to eat?
"Speaking of which, where did you get this pork knuckle?”
Liu Haizhong also asked in an official tone.
"I... It's the leftovers that Silly Zhu brought back!"
Jia Zhang-shi was quick-witted and pulled Silly Pillar over to take the blame.
"Uh, yes, that's right. I brought back the pig knuckle!”
Silly Zhu, who was originally a little dumbfounded, immediately reacted and loudly echoed Jia Zhangshi's words.
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