Ian's words almost angered Jia Zhang-shi to death. Ian did not wait for her to scold him back. He used the unlucky talisman he had just obtained on her and turned around to run away.
Jia Zhang-shi wanted to say something even more unpleasant, but she didn't have the time to say it. She almost suffocated to death.
"Little brat, you ran fast, damn thing!”
Jia Zhang-shi cursed as she walked back. However, the bad luck charm had already taken effect. Before she could take two steps, she slipped and ate a mouthful of soil.
Jia Zhang-shi fell heavily, her face was swollen and she cried out in pain.
"That bastard who gave birth to a son without an asshole poured water here and caused me to fall?”
"If I find out who did it, I'll definitely extort you to death!”
Jia Zhang-shi cursed loudly. Her voice was not soft, and even the neighbors of the Siheyuan could hear her.
However, no one wanted to provoke her. After all, this old fellow was famous for being unreasonable. If they were really blackmailed, it would be hard to explain.
After cursing for a long time, no one paid attention to her. Jia Zhangshi also felt bored and got up. She rubbed her waist that hurt from the fall. Fortunately, it was nothing serious.
"Awesome, Grandma will go out to buy some seasonings. You stay at home and play alone for a while. We'll make a delicious meal at noon to anger these heartless fellows!”
"Grandma, don't worry about me.”
Jia Zhang-shi was stunned when she heard the joke. What did he mean by rest assured? This child!
However, she did not take it to heart. She knew that the stick did not mean that. She twisted her thick waist and prepared to go out.
As a result, as soon as she left the house, Jia Zhang-shi felt like sh * tting, so she hurriedly went to the dry toilet in the courtyard to use the toilet.
The meme was bored playing alone. He was also frightened by Ian just now, so he was not in the mood now.
Just as she was about to return to the house, she suddenly saw a figure clutching her stomach and running out in a hurry.
"Ian?"
"Is this guy in a hurry because he has diarrhea?”
The thug hated Ian so much that he immediately came up with a plan.
Didn't Ian go to the toilet? She happened to have firecrackers in her hand. When he went to the toilet, she would throw a few firecrackers into the toilet and blow him up. Wouldn't she be able to take revenge immediately!
At the thought of this, he was so excited that he couldn't contain himself. He had finally found a chance to take revenge, and it was done without anyone knowing.
He picked up the firecrackers and rushed out. He lit the firecrackers and threw them into the dry toilet in the courtyard.
In fact, Ian wasn't in the toilet at all. His actions just now were just to set up the meme and Jia Zhangshi.
She didn't expect that the stick would really take the bait. If Jia Zhangshi, who was now in the toilet, knew that her good grandson had used firecrackers to blow up her sh * t, she didn't know how she would feel.
Jia Zhang-shi had just squatted down in the toilet when she saw a firecracker falling from the sky and landing in front of her.
With a bang, Jia Zhang-shi was directly drenched in feces!
However, it was not over yet. Immediately after, a few more firecrackers were thrown in. There were also the sounds of excitement outside the toilet.
"D * mn Ian, it would be strange if I didn't blow you up!”
"Who asked you to bully me? Today, I'll let you have a good taste of being blown up!”
He was sure that Ian was in the toilet. There was no one in the courtyard house at the moment, and there was movement in the toilet. Who else could it be but Ian?
At the thought of Ian covered in shit, the stick became extremely excited and immediately threw it even more energetically.
"That damned dog is throwing firecrackers outside.”
Jia Zhang-shi screamed as she opened her mouth to curse. However, before she could curse, an indescribable thing flew into her mouth, making Jia Zhang-shi so disgusted that tears flowed out.
Unable to open his mouth, he could only groan in pain. Therefore, the stick that was throwing firecrackers outside became even more excited.
He treated Jia Zhangshi as Ian and threw firecrackers in various ways, intending to give Ian a hard time.
"Let's see if you still dare to bully me in the future. Today, you'll be covered in sh * t!”
At this moment, the people from the Siheyuan returned.
The steel mill was going to be renovated today, so they only needed to work half a day.
Seeing that everyone had returned, the stick stopped decisively. He did not dare to continue throwing firecrackers and sneaked away to continue playing.
After all, if everyone saw him throwing firecrackers into the toilet, Ian would definitely not let him off when he came out. He could not beat Ian, so he would be the one at a disadvantage.
In any case, Ian had almost been blown up. He still did not know who did it. If he did not admit it, what could Ian do?
Jia Zhang-shi, who was covered in sh * t, finally calmed down, but she felt even more uncomfortable.
She was half-dead from the explosion and reeked of sh * t. How was she going to get out?
Moreover, even if she didn't go out, she couldn't. If someone came to the toilet later and saw her like this, would she be able to live?
Although Jia Zhang-shi was old and shameless, going out with a head full of feces and urine was still beyond her psychological tolerance.
"What should we do? Why are these damn fellows back at this time? How embarrassing!”
"If I find out which bastard did it, I'll definitely beat him to death!”
Just as Jia Zhang-shi was hesitating about what to do, a cry of surprise suddenly rang out.
"This is bad. The Jia family's house is on fire. Everyone, hurry up and put out the fire!”
"Who set off firecrackers here and set the house on fire? Which family's child is this? Isn't this purely looking for trouble?”
Jia Zhang-shi was shocked. Her house was set on fire by firecrackers?
"Not good, Dongxu is still in the house!”
Jia Zhang-shi immediately panicked. Her son was paralyzed in bed. If the house was on fire, how could her son run out?
Thus, Jia Zhang-shi couldn't care less and directly rushed out, crying and crying as she ran.
Immediately, a foul smell spread out, causing the neighbors who were putting out the fire to be dumbfounded and disgusted.
At this moment, Jia Zhang-shi was covered in feces, and the moment she opened her mouth, a stench came out. Everyone avoided her.
When the stick meme saw Jia Zhangshi's appearance and ran out of the toilet, he was dumbfounded.
"What's going on? Shouldn't Ian be inside? Why did Grandma run out from inside?”
"Could it be that the person I threw the firecrackers at just now was Grandma?”
The stick meme instantly panicked. If Jia Zhang-shi knew that he was the one who did it, wouldn't she beat him to death?
However, he calmed down after that. He did not say anything just now, so no one should know that he did it. As long as he did not say anything, Grandma would definitely not know.
The most important thing now was to quickly put out the fire in his house. With a guilty conscience, he didn't even dare to go to Jia Zhangshi's side.
Moreover, Jia Zhang-shi was now covered in a stench that even the stick would dislike. He didn't want to faint from the smell.
"Hurry up and put out the fire. Why are you looking at me? My Dongxu is still inside. If anything happens, I won't let you off!”
Jia Zhang-shi had also given up. She placed her hands on her waist, completely disregarding the expressions of the others, and loudly ordered everyone to put out the fire.
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