Crazy Zhang San, you can argue that you’re not responsible for this

Law? Zhang San? Fanatic?

Incident 1: The young man helped chase the thief, causing the thief to be killed by a car. The thief’s family demanded compensation.

Zhang San said," The young man was running on the street to exercise. He didn’t chase after the thief, so he’s not responsible."

[Event 2: Thief steals the car of his third girlfriend and kills someone.]

Zhang San: If there’s a problem during the period when the car is stolen, the owner doesn’t have to bear any responsibility.

[Event 3: The woman walks her dog, and the dog bites the child. Then, the dog is run over by the child’s father.]

Zhang San: The dog bit a person. It was too afraid and caused mental confusion. It blamed itself and committed suicide under the wheel. The owner was not responsible. The dog owner had to compensate for the medical expenses and the vehicle’s depreciations.

That’s right, in this parallel world, I’m the outlaw fanatic Zhang San, the Zhang San that my teacher, Professor Luo, often mentions.