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Under the early morning sun, I pulled open the curtains. As expected, there was no trace of the female ghost.

I decided to catch a few fleas before I went to school. Otherwise, I would have to compete with " Little Lei " and the others tomorrow afternoon. If I didn't settle it today, I would most likely lose tomorrow.

I brought a ham sausage to the entrance of the community. There were a few stray dogs wandering around all year round, and there were often kind-hearted people who bought food to feed them. I didn't hate dogs. When I passed by them occasionally, I often touched them, so they weren't too wary of me. I threw the ham sausage down, and a dirty white pekingese ran over first. It was blind in one eye, and I didn't know what it had experienced, but it was very close to me. Every time I approached it, it was very willing to let me touch it.

I didn't stand on ceremony and directly started to search for fleas on its body. Although there were many fleas on this dog, fleas were too small and really difficult to catch. After spending half a day, I only caught four. I estimated that it was almost enough for me to experiment.

Due to the delay in catching fleas, when I arrived at school, I almost stepped on the bell to enter the classroom. As soon as I sat down, Da Yong nudged me with his elbow and asked quietly,"I heard from Noodles that you really went to his house to catch a lot of cockroaches last night?”

"Yes, I am!" I quietly answered him.

"Kid, you're really ruthless. You know you can't win basketball, so you used cockroaches to take revenge.”

"Who says I can't beat him in basketball? F * ck, why do I have to use cockroaches to take revenge?”

"Do you dare to say that you didn't catch the cockroaches to deal with the big reed flower and Xiao Leizi? Did you save it for yourself?" Da Yong also gave an expression that said," Don't quibble anymore. I've already seen through you."

F * ck, I don't think I can explain it to this idiot. "You'll play basketball with me tomorrow afternoon, okay?"”

"It's definitely not a problem for me to go on stage, but I only care about going on stage.”Da Yong said.

"Don't worry, I don't know your basketball level. I'm just asking you to get a head.”

"Oh? Don't tell me you still have a trump card? Can I know who the other person is?”

"I'm going to get Fifth Flower to go on stage, but I haven't had the time to tell him yet.”

Da Yong looked dazed." You might as well get Blackberry to fight with Flower. She's a sports student, after all. She's more agile than Flower."”

I said,"Bullshit, it's a matter between us men. Isn't it embarrassing enough to find a woman to fight?”

"I can tell that you don't want to do it anymore. You're clearly preparing to take revenge after this, but I like it.”Da Yong looked as if he had seen through him.

I couldn't be bothered to continue discussing this topic with Da Yong. I felt that it was more important to quickly test my deduction. There was a basketball at the back of the classroom. It was bought by " Little Lei Zi " with the class fee. In name, it was for everyone to use, but in fact, only two or three of them liked to play basketball in class. When the teacher wasn't paying attention, I turned around and hooked the ball to my feet. Then, I secretly extracted the soul of a flea and sealed it into the basketball. As expected, the flea soon adapted to the basketball. I secretly ordered it to jump slightly. This time, I could control its landing point. Although it only moved a few times under my feet, I knew that this matter was most likely settled.

I saw Da Yong playing with the ping pong ball with the spider soul sealed in it. I thought that the soul suitable for ping pong should be a flea. Anyway, there were still many fleas, so it was better to seal another one into the ping pong ball.

I signaled Da Yong to pass the ping pong ball to me, but Da Yong reluctantly handed it to me. I pretended to draw a smiley face on the ping pong ball with a pen, but in fact, I secretly extracted the spider's soul and sealed it in my pencil box. Then, I secretly extracted a flea's soul and sealed it in the ping pong ball. After I was done, I deliberately dried the ink and handed it back to Da Yong after the ink was dry. Actually, I was waiting for the flea to get used to table tennis.

"Make a mark so that it won't be lost easily.”I whispered to Da Yong.

"I'm already prepared to return it to Mouse. I don't want to play table tennis anymore.”Da Yong also told me quietly. Looking at his dejected expression, I guess he still has some psychological trauma.

"In a few days, I'll try to see if I can help you take revenge.”I comforted him.

"You? Forget it. You still have a chance in fighting, but you're worse than me in table tennis! Let's not embarrass ourselves anymore." It was rare for this kid to say something like that.

After the morning self-study session, I found "streaky pork" to help me play basketball. I didn't expect this kid to be so excited."I knew it. One day, someone would discover my basketball talent! Brother Donkey, I'll watch Slam Dunk again tonight. I promise I won't embarrass you tomorrow."”I was confused. However, seeing how enthusiastic he is, I can't say that he's actually just looking for you to make up the numbers.

During the break, I took the ping-pong ball and tried it out. It easily and accurately bounced into Da Yong's pencil case. I could even make it bounce back into my hand. I purposely found a few special landing points, such as the corner of the table, the cap of the pen, the eraser, etc. It was not difficult at all.

I was secretly delighted. Tomorrow, I would be waiting to ruthlessly torture " Little Lei."

Life is full of bad things. Not long after I was happy,"Little Milk Cow" came to tell me that she wouldn't copy my homework from now on and could teach me to do it after school. I asked her why?

She told me that there would be another exam soon. After this exam, the school was going to re-assign classes based on results. If I still wanted to be with her, I had to start working hard now.

At that time, I didn't think about the future at all. I just wanted to live happily like this. I felt that I was in a completely different world from the " little milk cow."

In the afternoon," Big Boobs " also came to class. She wanted to fulfill her promise and invite me to dinner tonight. I said forget about tonight and change it to tomorrow. When I defeated " Little Lei," she would help me hold a celebration party.

However, they all felt that they were going to hold a consolation banquet for me tomorrow. None of them thought that I could win. No matter what, we were going to eat tomorrow.

Actually, I was quite confident. When there was no one around at noon, I secretly tried playing basketball on the basketball court. I definitely hit the target with 100% accuracy.

What was depressing was the last period of self-study. The old lady in chemistry was teaching the papers, but it was dragged out until dark before school ended. My way out of school was filled with ghosts again.

As expected, I was stopped by the female ghost from last night on the stairs again. She stared at my eyes like yesterday and asked,"Can you see me?"

I pretended not to know anything and walked past her, but she stuck close to me."If you couldn't see me, why did you go around me?”

I still didn't dare to answer. I wanted to hurry home, but she was still shouting behind me," I beg you, help me…" I quickened my pace to the front of the house. She wanted to grab me from behind, but when she touched me, she was sent flying by my soul. I could feel that it was a soul, not a physical body, because she touched my soul. Only then did I know why Elder Shi told me not to worry. My courage instantly increased. This time, I really wasn't afraid.

I decided to turn around and see how this female ghost was doing. Although she was a ghost, she was still a woman. My mother had taught me to give in to women since I was young. No matter what, I was the one who sent her flying. At least I could see how her injuries were.

The female ghost was already lying in the corner of the third and a half floors on her last breath. Even with my half-tone, I could tell that she was very weak. When she saw me go over, she moaned,"Master…spare me, I…won't…dare…again…"

I secretly asked Elder Shi what to do. Elder Shi said that he would find a piece of wood, the best one would be locust tree wood, and seal her inside first, then let her slowly nourish herself under the moonlight.

I took out the 2B pencil I used for the exam from my bag and secretly asked Elder Shi,"Will this do?"

I couldn't see Elder Shi's expression, but I could hear his stuttering tone.""Alright…then!"

Since there's no problem, I'll take action immediately. I'll settle it quickly and go home.

In front of the desk in my room, I placed the pencil on the windowsill to bask in the moonlight. I asked Elder Shi,"It's okay to bask in the moon at night and the sun comes out during the day, right?”

"Now that she has a place to stay, she won't be afraid of the sun anymore. However, if you want her to recover faster, it's best to find a dark corner during the day and set up a Yin Gathering Formation.”This time, Elder Stone did not waste any time. Immediately after, he sent over a piece of comprehension.

I digested my insights and almost couldn't feel the passage of time until my mother called me for dinner.

I didn't expect the Yin Gathering Formation to be so simple. Other than choosing the materials, I just had to look at the terrain and the arrangement of the earth veins. The main reason was that there were too many functions and uses, so it was not easy to remember. Fortunately, I had a cheat, so I directly saved it in my brain. Elder Shi seemed to have taught me the usage and variations of all formations, not just one Yin Gathering Formation. I feel that this is like a new subject. I guess it won't be possible for me to understand and apply it all in a short time.

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