My miserable life of cheating
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Before Ma Ben could say anything, Old Ha asked,"Isn't this too fast? Don't you want to open a forum, do a spell, or recite a curse? He directly packed it into a bottle? You're too unprofessional!"

I glared at Old Ha. He had never heard of a fake 10,000-word book and a true sentence. To deal with this thing, where would there be so many empty words? It was just a sentence. If you were not convinced, then do it!”

"Master Xu is indeed brilliant!" Although Ma Ben Gang was still a little skeptical, it didn't stop him from flattering me.

I pulled Old Ha up and said to Ma Ben Gang,"Uncle Ma, the matter has been settled. If there's nothing else, we'll leave first. We still have an exam tomorrow!”

"You guys haven't drunk your tea yet? Why are you sitting here for a while?" Ma Ben Gang hurriedly urged him to stay.

"No, if I don't go back now, my mom will scold me. It's really late today. We have exams tomorrow.”I don't want to stay any longer.

Ma Ben just hurriedly asked someone to pass me a red packet and said,"Then I'm really grateful to Master Xu. This is just a little carriage fee.”Then, his eyes turned to the porcelain bottle on the table and said,"This thing, you know…I'll have to trouble a professional like you to deal with it.”

"No problem." Actually, I didn't want to accept his red packet, but after thinking about it, I needed to send Wang Pin home. I was lacking in travel expenses, and I wasn't very familiar with him. It was only right to collect some hard work fees for catching ghosts, so I didn't reject it. I also took the porcelain bottle containing the malicious ghost.

"Then Uncle Ma, we'll be leaving." "Old Ha" and I bid Ma Ben Gang farewell at the same time.

He sent us to the gate and watched us get into the car before turning around to leave.

After getting into the car, Old Ha asked me in disbelief,"You really settled it?"

I shook the porcelain bottle and said to him,"Hey, it's here!"”

He punched me on the shoulder and said,"Donkey, you're awesome!" I heard that he had looked for many monks and Taoists before, but he couldn't settle them. This time, I'm too proud!”

"F * ck, don't take on this job in the future. This time, we were lucky to encounter someone easy to deal with. If we encountered someone ruthless, the two of us would probably still be running for our lives!”I warned Old Ha.

"Alright, alright…Don't worry!”When I saw his excitement, I knew that he was just brushing me off, but I couldn't do anything about it.

When I got home, I opened the red packet and saw that it was a full 2000 yuan. I didn't expect Ma Ben to be so generous. Now that I have the money, I can send Wang Pin home.

Wang Pin was also very helpful. He helped me answer all the questions for three consecutive days. However, I didn't expect the blind masseuse I let go to come back to find me the next night. It wasn't that he found the whereabouts of the rat demon, but that his corpse was still there. He asked me if I could put him back?

I didn't dare to agree to his request immediately. I told him that I needed to prepare for a few days. Naturally, I consulted Elder Shi first. Elder Shi meant that as long as the body wasn't damaged, it would be fine. He even taught me how to put the soul back. I really messed around with that spider that day. It turned out that the soul returning was a very careful and step-by-step matter.

That night, I followed the blind man and sneaked to his house like a thief. It turned out that his soul was stolen by me at home at night. His old mother hid the news of his death and kept his body at home. Fortunately, it was winter. Otherwise, it would have stank long ago. However, when I finally climbed over the wall and found Blind's corpse, Elder Shi told me that he couldn't do it. He said that Blind's corpse had already lost its vitality and could not be resurrected.

I was very angry and asked Elder Shi,"What if I forcefully put the blind man's soul back?”

Elder Shi told me," The method of returning the soul is definitely useless. The method of sealing the soul is possible because it's equivalent to the original body being an item. Moreover, because it's a corpse, it's different from ordinary items. If the soul is sealed, the corpse will become a zombie.”

I could only tell the blind man the truth. I could tell that he was very sad. I quietly asked Elder Shi,"What happens if I become a zombie?"

"After becoming a zombie, you can only feed on blood and hide during the day and come out at night. If you seal your complete soul in your original body, you can still maintain your rationality and memory.”

"Do you have to suck human blood, or can you suck any kind of blood?”

"If you don't want to become stronger and only want to maintain your life, then any blood doesn't matter.”

I feel that this can be done. If you don't drink human blood, pig blood, cow blood…there are all kinds of beast blood nowadays. There are also many people who live a life of hiding during the day and coming out at night.

So I asked the blind man if he was willing to become a zombie. When I told him about the powerful relationship, he really chose to become a zombie.

I had already sealed my soul into items many times, but this was the first time I sealed my soul into a human body. In actual fact, it didn't feel much different. After a while, Blind's corpse moved. He slowly sat up. I asked,"How do you feel?"

The blind man looked at me in surprise and said,"My eyes are fine. I can see now."”

Elder Shi secretly told me,"He is not a living person. He is not looking with his eyes. He is looking with his soul."”

Blind said again,"I feel so hungry!" My body is very tired!"

Elder Shi said to me,"Go next door and steal a chicken for him to drink blood."”

I really want to say: Why me? However, seeing how weak Blind looked, I could only do as he said. There were many chickens next door. I caught one, but it woke all the chickens up. It was quite a commotion.

When I gave the chicken to Blind, I could tell that he was quite resistant to drinking chicken blood. However, from what Elder Shi said, he had to drink at least one chicken's blood a day.

It felt perverted to watch Blind pour the chicken blood into the glass and sip it slowly. However, as the blood entered his stomach, Blind's movements were no longer stiff. If not for the fact that his face was still so pale, he would really be no different from a living person.

To be honest, I'm really not familiar with Blind. The reason why I helped him was because no matter what, his soul was seduced by me. I always felt guilty towards him. Now that I saw that he could be considered to have come back to life, I felt that I seemed to have returned the favor. I climbed over the wall in the middle of the night. If I was discovered, it would be difficult to explain. Seeing that there was no problem with the blind man, I hurriedly said goodbye and prepared to leave. I told him that if he had any problems in the future, he could still come to find me.

I climbed over the wall from the blind man's house and suddenly felt my feet go soft, as if I had fallen into something.

"Be careful!" Elder Shi reminded me.

A golden-armored warrior actually appeared behind me. He held an iron pestle as he struck towards me. My feet were stuck in the pit and I couldn't dodge. I could only raise my hand to block. With a bang, I was sent flying out like a radish from the ground. My arm was in so much pain that it felt like it was broken. My shoes were still in the pit where I had jumped into. My feet were forcefully pulled out from there. Fortunately, after that strange golden-armored warrior attacked, it turned into a light shadow and dissipated. However, I looked back. I could only run for my life. The overwhelming tide of rats actually surged towards me.

"F * ck!" I guessed it. This must be the work of that rat demon. He had been careless recently. He knew that there should be a rat demon hidden near the blind man's house, but he was not prepared at all this time.

Fortunately, my physical body had improved in all aspects. When I escaped, I was faster than a mouse. Not only could I run fast, but I could also climb over walls. It didn't take long for me to shake off the group of mice. However, when I ran just now, I was a little flustered. I actually jumped into a very old villa courtyard.

Depressingly, I was surrounded by three large dogs following the low growls. As a dog lover, if I didn't judge wrongly, these three dogs seemed to be called Tibetan Mastiffs.

"I didn't expect that there would really be a thief who dared to break in and steal.”A woman's voice was heard, followed by the lights in the courtyard.

A little girl appeared at the door of the house. I looked up and thought,"F * ck!" It was actually a " primary school student." She recognized me as well.

When she saw me, she smiled." So it's Donkey. Why are you in such a sorry state?”

"Would you believe me if I told you that I was being chased by a group of rats?”I said.

"I believe you! I'll believe anything you say!" She smiled at me with ill intentions, but she said again,"Uncle Jiang, it's fine. This is my classmate.”

Only then did I realize that there was another person lying in ambush in the courtyard. A word flashed across my mind.”What kind of unlucky day was it today? He didn't notice the ambush of the demons or the ambush of the people.

The " primary school student " said to me," Welcome to my house. Donkey, come in and have a cup of tea!”

I was sure that there was a conspiracy. I deliberately looked at my feet and said,"Wait for me. I'll go home and change my shoes first.”

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