I was completely speechless when faced with this perverted fellow. I couldn't be serious at all. He probably wouldn't be able to see the function of the Life Gathering Array in a short period of time. However, Elder Shi suddenly warned me.
"There's a big demon coming over here. Be careful!”
"How big is the monster?"”
"A Monster King who has at least transcended three Heavenly Tribulations!”
"Should I just run? Or take them with you?" I asked Elder Shi.
"Calm down. Do you think you can escape from a Monster King of this level?”
Just as I was at a loss,"Old Ha" was drooling at the entrance of the courtyard. I followed his drool and saw an extremely beautiful woman.
I was ashamed of my ability to express myself. I could only describe my feelings directly. In the current popular way, it was to label her. If I wanted to label this woman, the first word I thought of was exquisite.
Even though I already knew that the Monster King that Elder Shi had warned me about was this woman in front of me, I still couldn't see any clues. It was as if the woman standing in front of me was as clear as water. My second impression of her was that I couldn't tell her age. It seemed like he was seventeen or eighteen years old like us, or maybe thirty or forty years old. It was completely unpredictable.
She seemed to be walking casually, but her eyes seemed to inadvertently sweep over us. I felt that she paused for a second when she swept her gaze over me, as if she had received some kind of confirmation.
" Old Ha " followed him like a pug. After a while, he quickly ran back and said," Donkey, that motherf * cker lives in No. 3 courtyard. Your craftsmanship is really awesome. I just finished laying the cloth, and my peach blossoms are already here!"”
Looking at his narcissistic look, she really couldn't bear to tell him the truth. Forget it, let him continue to live in his own world.
When Little Cow gave me a New Year card, I realized that my 1996 was about to pass, but Huang Dan was still as cold as ever. After experiencing the cockroach bath, the big Luhua looked at us with fear in her eyes. Da Yong told her that this was just a small lesson, so she used harmless cockroaches. Next time, it would be fleas.
Da Yong looked at the card in my hand and asked,""Are you going to buy greeting cards again?”
I nodded listlessly." It's the end of the year. I'm going to be bombarded by greeting cards again. Come with me to buy greeting cards on Sunday.”
Old Ha rushed into our class again and pulled me, saying,""F * ck! Something big happened. My house was attacked by a wild boar last night!”
"The fat pig arch is a good omen. Old Ha, you're going to be rich next year!”I teased Old Ha.
"What wild boar?" Da Yong asked. Old Ha, get some and try it."
"F * ck! What kind of ghost boundary did you set up for me? Not only are all the dogs in the entire neighborhood running to my house, but the nanny told me last night that a wild boar came in the middle of the night and broke the door.”Old Ha was furious.
"What about the wild boar? Did you kill him?" Da Yong's focus was always so different.
"The nanny said that she ran away at dawn, but there was a hole in my door.”
I said to Da Yong,"Why don't we go to Old Ha's house to catch wild boars tonight?"”
Da Yong immediately agreed, but Old Ha said to me,"Is there a problem with the array you set up? Why didn't I have any luck in love? That house says that there are wild cats calling for love every night.”
"That's right. You don't live in that house, so the peach blossoms can't bloom on you.”I continued to fool him. Old Ha was a person who cared a lot about girls.
As expected, Old Ha slapped his head and said,""Oh right, is the effect that strong? I'll move in tonight."
After Old Ha left, Da Yong asked me,""What trick are you playing this time? Did she apply some animal sex hormones in his house?”
"F * ck! You know this? Would you believe me if I said I didn't do anything?”
Da Yong glanced at me with disdain and shook his head.
However, after school, Da Yong, who was so focused on seeing the wild boar, didn't have the chance to come. He was asked to stay by the teacher again. Instead, it was "Big Boobs" who came with me and "Old Ha" because she really bought a set too. Rich people are just so willful.
When we arrived at Old Ha's villa, we first visited the remains of the wild boar. Actually, I don't think the damage is very serious. It's just that the courtyard door is useless. Anyway, this is a high-end villa area where ordinary people can't enter. The other owners of the community won't run into other people's courtyards for no reason. But when I entered the yard, I realized that it was almost completely occupied by cats. There were cats on the trees, rocks, walls, roofs, and the ground.
When his nanny saw us coming, she complained,"These wild cats can't be chased away.”
" Old Ha " was also a little stunned when he saw this." How is he so powerful? It wasn't like this last time."
" Boobs " cheered," I love them so much! So many cute cats!”Then, he rushed up to pet the cat.
Actually, I don't really understand the Life Gathering Array. After all, this is my first time setting up such an array. To be honest, from my personal point of view, I just feel that it's a little more comfortable inside the array than outside. I guess animals are more sensitive than humans, so they all want to go to Old Ha's house. However, animals like dogs can't get in because of the wall, and cats can climb trees and climb walls. The wall here is useless to them, so Old Ha's house has become a cat paradise. Poor Old Ha's house was ruined for me. I felt a little guilty and said to him embarrassedly,"Why don't I withdraw the formation?”
"Don't worry, as long as I can get lucky in love, I can endure it!”Old Ha was still in the dark.
"This, this…actually, I'm not sure if it'll attract a peach blossom.”
"Donkey, it's already like this. Don't tell me you're not sure?”Old Ha said anxiously.
"Donkey, help my family do it later!”"Big Boobs" said to me with satisfaction.
"Cockroach! Are you at home?" A voice came from outside the door.
Old Ha's name was Wei Qiang. It seemed that someone was looking for him. Old Ha replied,"I'm here!"”She rushed to the courtyard door to welcome the person. I hurriedly followed, and the "big boobs" continued to pet the cat.
When I arrived at the entrance of the courtyard, I saw that it was Ma Ben Gang. He was very happy to see me."Master Little Xu is here too?"
"Uncle Ma, you were looking for me? Let's go in and talk." Old Ha was quite polite to Ma Ben Gang.
Since he was being polite, I gave him face. I nodded and said,"Uncle Ma."
"Alright, alright," Ma Ben Gang said quickly.”He followed us into the courtyard.
Looking at the situation in the courtyard, he was not surprised. Instead, he quietly asked me,"I'm afraid this is also Master Little Xu's work, right?”
I was a little embarrassed and could only admit,"I was just joking with Wei Qiang.”
At this moment, the doorbell rang. Old Ha looked back in confusion. Ma Ben Gang seemed to know something."Xiao Qiang, go and take a look at the guests first. We're all on the same side, there's no need to be polite.”
" Old Ha " said gratefully," Then Uncle Ma, please go in and take a seat. I'll go take a look."”
Ma Ben Gang and I didn't walk forward. Instead, we both followed Old Ha who was hurrying away.
Old Ha's courtyard door was open, and there were two men in suits standing at the door. One looked like a businessman, and the other looked like a pretentious man.
The businessman spoke in Mandarin with a southern accent,"Excuse me, are you the owner of this house?”
"Old Ha" nodded with some doubt.
The businessman continued to smile." I am also the owner of this neighborhood. My name is Zhou Wangsheng and I live in number 9 over there. My wife has a cat. Yesterday, she accidentally ran into your house. Is it convenient for you to…"
Before he could finish," Old Ha " interrupted him." You're looking for a cat, right? Come in and look for it yourself. There are too many cats inside.”He waved his hand and said,"Come, come, follow me in. You're welcome."”
I saw the two of them look at each other before hurriedly following us into the courtyard.
When they arrived at the courtyard, the two of them did not seem surprised. Zhou Wangsheng was really looking for a cat, but he was not sure if it was real. The pretentious person did not even bother to pretend. He looked around as if he was studying something.
"Big Boobs" continued to play with the cat heartlessly. He was too lazy to pay attention to the people who came in.
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