Who knew that this guy would actually say," F * ck! I don't believe that my body tempering great demon strength would lose to a Daoist like you. No way! Best of three!"”
"If you want to win two out of three, you can, but you have to promise me one condition. You must not harass Jiang Xiaoxue in the future.”
"I didn't harass Jiang Xiaoxue, so of course there's no problem.”After saying that, the idiot stretched out his hand and waited for me to start.
I slapped his hand away." Why aren't you harassing me anymore?”
"I want to marry her. Why would I harass her?”He even said to me innocently.
"Get lost, your ancestor. Are you a proper demon? Isn't this harassment?" Why do I feel like talking to this guy will drive me mad?
"How am I not a proper monster? I like her, so what if I propose marriage to her? Aren't you humans all like this?”He left me speechless.
After half a day, I sorted out my chaotic thoughts and imitated our teacher's tone. I said to him slowly and sincerely,"Do you think it's normal for a monster like you to like a human?”
"It's normal. What's abnormal about it?”He answered me without hesitation.
"But shouldn't you like female monsters?”I said to him.
"But I like humans! I don't like female monsters." He still answered me so honestly.
This guy made me so angry that I went crazy. I pulled out his soul again. This time, he didn't scold me. He just looked at me with a dumbfounded expression. I said to his soul,"You have a problem with your sexual orientation. This is an illness that needs to be treated!”After saying that, I put his soul back into his body. In the end, the body of a demon was still stronger. He had put his soul into my body twice in such a short period of time, but it still looked fine.
I put my hand on the desk and motioned for him to continue arm-wrestling with me to cover up my embarrassment. He had just touched me when I quickly pulled him down.
"This one doesn't count, I'm not ready yet!”He immediately shouted.
"Alright, let's do it again." I said to him earnestly,"We humans have to pay attention to mutual affection when we get married. Do you understand?”
As he twisted my wrist, he said,"You're lying. I've been observing you humans for a long time. The people here all come to propose marriage and then get married.”
I had the urge to pull his soul out again. I used all my strength to smash his hand on the table to suppress this urge. I've already given up. I've decided not to talk to this idiot anymore. If it really doesn't work out, I'll pull his soul out tomorrow and run to a faraway place before putting it back on him. I reckon that with this guy's intelligence, he definitely won't be able to find it.
After talking to him for a long time, I was so angry that I had internal injuries. I decided to take out the laptop in my backpack and play a few games to vent my frustration.
This abnormal young monster lost to me in arm wrestling again. He was very depressed and became much more obedient. He didn't curse like before. Staring at his right hand, he seemed to be doubting his life. It should be the life of a demon. When I took out my laptop, my eyes lit up and I asked,"What is this?"
I couldn't be bothered with him and continued to turn on my computer and play games. He watched with relish. I bought this laptop after Old Ha gave me the money to fulfill my life's dream. The top-notch configuration at that time cost me 50,000 yuan. At that time, desktop computers were still rare products, let alone laptops. It was normal that the weasel demon, who wandered in the mountains and villages all year round, had never seen one.
I was playing an arcade game called " Soul Servant ". It was a very violent fight that allowed me to vent my depression. I didn't expect the demon youth to suddenly say fawningly,""Boss…I'll take you as my boss. Can you teach me how to play this?”
I turned around and saw that the demon youth was anxiously scratching his ears and cheeks. When he saw me turn around, he immediately shook my arm and said,"Boss, you're my boss. Teach me, teach me, quickly teach me.”
Seeing him like this, I set the game to two-player mode, then told him the use of the up, down, left, right, fist, and leg keys. I let him try it out, then I turned on the noob mode and ravaged the character he controlled. This fellow actually became happier the more I tortured him. I took the opportunity to say to him,"Don't harass Jiang Xiaoxue in the future. Otherwise, I won't let you play games. Do you understand?"”
This time, he finally didn't talk back to me. He absent-mindedly agreed,"Alright, you're my boss. I'll listen to you.”
That night, I was really too tired, so I fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning, the monster teenager was still playing games like an internet-addicted teenager…
In the morning, I told them that I was going to S Town. Jiang Xiaoxue helped me contact Uncle Song in the village. He could take me directly to S Town on a motorcycle. I gave the bicycle to them. I wanted to give them money, but they refused to accept it no matter what. In the end, I gave them my address and phone number and told them to come and find me in N City.
This time, the weasel youngster was determined to follow me. I couldn't chase him away even if I chased him away. For the sake of convenience, I let him return to his original form and enter my backpack.
Big Yellow brought me an old chicken feather shuttlecock that was stained with its saliva. It seemed to be repaying me for my help. In order to not let it down, I carefully put away the shuttlecock.
This time, there were no more accidents on the road. I successfully arrived at S Town. After that, I forced 50 yuan into Uncle Song's hands.
Wang Pin's house was in the dormitory of the agricultural machinery factory in town. The largest pillar industry in S Town was the agricultural machinery factory. When I went there, it seemed that the agricultural machinery factory had stopped production. I felt that the entire town was in a state of depression. I took out a pencil and under Wang Pin's guidance, I quickly found Wang Pin's house. Her door was very old, but it was made of wood. I said to Wang Pin,"How about I pull you out of the pencil and help you attach it to your door?”
Wang Pin said to me," No need. I'm already used to staying in the pencil. Just put me on top of the door frame." By the way, I want to say thank you for sending me home.”
I did as she said and said to her,"Goodbye. If there is a chance, I hope we can meet again.”I was actually a little reluctant, but I felt that I was a man. A good man wouldn't shed tears easily. I suppressed my emotions and turned around to leave.
I wanted to find a restaurant to eat in town, but I found that many restaurants were closed. In the end, I could only eat a bowl of noodles at a noodle shop. I wanted to take the afternoon bus to leave S Town, but the idiot in my bag insisted on playing games. In addition, I slept with my clothes on last night, so I really wanted to take a shower, so I went to the hotel in town to book a room.
I didn't expect the weasel Zhao Yao to be so country bumpkin. He could actually play on the toilet bowl for half a day. I really don't know what kind of life this poor child had before. Anyway, I connected the computer to him. This time, the game I opened for him was Monopoly 3, and he forgot to eat and sleep again.
After taking a hot bath, I lay on the soft bed and fell asleep unknowingly. When I woke up, it was already midnight. A female ghost was standing at the head of my bed. The scene was really a little sinister. I took a closer look and saw that the female ghost was Wang Pin. When she saw that I had woken up, she immediately said,"Master Little Xu, please help me. I can only ask you for help!”
I rubbed my sleepy eyes and asked,"Why are you back?"
Zhao Yao, that idiot, was playing games with my earphones, completely ignoring what was happening in the outside world.
Only then did Wang Pin tell me what had happened to her family. Her parents were double employees in the agricultural machinery factory, but over the years, the profits of the agricultural machinery factory had been declining year by year. Before Wang Pin actually passed away, both of them had been laid off, but they had always kept it from Wang Pin, afraid that she would be distracted. The problem was that at their age, especially in a place like S Town, it was very difficult for them to find a job again. Wang Pin also had two younger sisters. One was called Wang Xin, who was about my age and was also in Year One. The other was called Wang Min, who was only in Year Three. In the past, Wang Pin could still send some money back from time to time. In addition to the laid-off money of the old couple, they could barely make ends meet. However, when Wang Pin's death was heard, Wang Pin's mother was too sad and fell ill. She went to the hospital for a check-up and found that there was a tumor on her liver. At present, it was unknown whether it was benign or malignant. However, if she wanted to have surgery, it would cost at least 20,000 to 30,000 yuan. The worst thing was that the Wang family was having difficulty surviving in their current situation. How could they possibly take out this money?
But I have money. After knowing the whole story, I told Wang Pin not to worry. I'll take care of the rest.
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