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"The voodoo is usually done by the Miao people in Yunnan. You can check your nephew's whereabouts. He must have some grudge with him. Otherwise, he wouldn't have planted the voodoo. With your family's power, it shouldn't be difficult to mobilize the Public Security Bureau, right?”

"Master Xiao Xu, you don't know that my brother only has some power in N City. My nephew did go to Yunnan about a year and a half ago. As you said, we can almost pinpoint the suspect. However, Yunnan is not doing anything. The ethnic minorities in China are unreasonable. Tell me, what can we do?"

"There's such a thing? Can't we negotiate?" I asked again.

Ma Ben Gang lowered his head and sighed."We've sent people over as well. The Miao people are barbaric. It's useless to talk nicely. That's their territory, and we can't capture them.”

"What did the monks of Xixia Temple say?”I asked again.

"They can't do anything about it.”Ma Ben Gang explained,

"My major is the right one? I am not a Gu Master, even a Daoist is an amateur.”

"Aren't you very capable? I've seen Old Qin's house with my own eyes. It has become an activity center for old cadres. You can use whatever good materials you have. You don't have to worry about the cost. As long as you give me a price, I can afford it.”

I looked at him. That was equivalent to giving people tonics. As long as it didn't harm the body, they would put it in. Anyway, they just had to spend money. This was catching insects in the body, which was equivalent to doing a dojo in the snail shell. He was afraid of hurting the rat. This was really relying on his skills to eat. No matter how much money he gave, he couldn't spend it. " And you also know that I've never done this before. It's purely theoretical knowledge. This is the first time I've actually done it. That's why I said that if anyone asked, I wouldn't tell them that I have a way. It's only your Uncle Ma who told you the truth. Besides, Xixia Temple is such a big temple. There are so many hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Do you really think they can't do anything? Even my family's dilapidated Taoist priest could still come up with some tricks. They probably didn't have much confidence and didn't want to take responsibility, so they said they had no tricks up their sleeves. "So don't just focus on me. Go and look for them. Perhaps their method has a higher chance of success than mine!”

Ma Ben Gang listened to my words and was deep in thought. He would probably go find trouble with Xixia Monastery later. However, he still said to me,"Master Xiao Xu, you should help us put in more effort. Even if you help us introduce some more experts, the benefits will not be small."”

When I got home, I unexpectedly received a call from Old Ha. He told me that my brother had changed his phone and that I should call him in the future. Then, he talked about how he lost his virginity. Then, he bragged about all kinds of girls. I asked him if he would come back after the New Year. He actually told me that he was going to come back with the child after giving birth. He was not afraid that his parents would beat him to death. I asked this guy if he had found a woman to give birth to his child. He actually said that he was not in a hurry and that he was going to play until he was 30. I think he'll definitely get first place if we're going to judge him as a little expert at courting death.

After eating, I happened to see my dad picking his teeth with a toothpick. I suddenly remembered how stupid I was. Gu worms also have bodies. I can use a needle to directly pierce into its body and then use the soul to hook it. The success rate will definitely be much higher.

On the second day of the new year," Mosquito " was caught gossiping about " Old Ha " on the phone. He went to buy a cell phone with his ID card. In the end, his father found someone from the Public Security Bureau and located him. This guy had finally played himself to death.

In the afternoon, I just came back from my aunt's house and was stopped by Ma Ben Gang downstairs. Without saying anything, he pulled me into the car and ran away.

This time, it wasn't Xixia Temple, but the best hospital in N City. There were still many monks from Xixia Temple outside Ma Fei's ward. This time, I saw Ma Bentang, but he was no longer the dignified person on television. Instead, his eyes were bloodshot, like a gambler who had lost a lot. He stared at me and asked,"How confident are you now?"”

I still extended two fingers. I couldn't be bothered to talk to such a rude person. I came here because of Ma Ben Gang. I don't even know Ma Ben Tang.

"Alright, let's do it!" Ma Bentang straightened his back even more.

Actually, I heard Ma Ben Gang say on the way here that the monks of Xixia Monastery judged that Ma Fei could not delay any longer. The Gu worm was about to gnaw at his heart meridian, and other than me, who had a 20% chance of success, no one else had any other way.

To be honest, whether or not I save Ma Fei doesn't pressure me at all. I just want to see if this method I came up with can deal with Gu worms. I asked them to prepare a few long medical acupuncture needles for me. This was not difficult for them at all.

I used an alcohol cotton swab to disinfect the acupuncture needle while staring at the soul fragment. This fragment was only about 0.5 mm square, so I felt that I could only use the thinnest acupuncture needle to pierce it. The temperature of the ward was very high, so I asked them to strip Ma Fei half-naked. I was afraid that my clothes would hinder the accuracy of my acupuncture. I had already taken off my coat and exercised my hands and feet.

Although I prepared five needles for myself, I only have one chance. Once I alarm the Gu master, the Gu worms will definitely move faster, and it will be even harder for me to hit them. If I fail five times, I basically don't think I need to save them.

I stared at the trajectory of the fragment and found that there were still some signs of a cycle. It was basically circling around the left shoulder to the right lower abdomen. Every time it walked to the middle abdomen, it seemed to be closer to the skin. I decided to choose this position to attack. I secretly condensed my soul into a needle shape and attached it to the acupuncture needle. I held my breath and focused. When the Gu worm walked to this position again, the needle in my hand instantly stabbed out. I clearly saw the middle fragment. Once the soul was hooked, the soul fragment was immediately in my hand, but my hand let go of the acupuncture needle. Because I know that the Gu worm is already crippled. I left the bed and said to them,"Alright."

Ma Ben Gang looked at me in disbelief."That's it? You've only been injected with one needle. Aren't there still a few more?”

I patted him." One needle is enough. If I use all five needles, your nephew's life will be gone."”

The monk from Xixia Temple was the first to react. He took Ma Bentang's pulse and nodded at him."Indeed, the Gu worm is dead. All that's left is to slowly recuperate.”Then, he gave me a thumbs up and said,"Master Little Xu really lives up to his reputation. I've witnessed it today.”

Then, a group of doctors and nurses went up to do all kinds of checks. I added,"Don't forget to dig out the bug where I put the needle.”I walked out and stuffed the fragment into the small bottle I had prepared earlier.

I couldn't be bothered to look at Ma Bentang's expression, nor could I be bothered to look at a bunch of bootlickers. I just wanted to go home as soon as possible, but Ma Bentang chased after me and repeatedly apologized to me.

I was also very straightforward,"Since the matter is settled, I'll leave first."”

He wanted to treat me to a meal and prepare something, but he was so long-winded that in the end, I only needed his driver to send me home. When his driver arrived at my house, he wanted to send me upstairs. He took out a very large snakeskin bag from the trunk. Seeing that he was struggling, he didn't want me to carry it. When he reached my door, he forced the bag on me. He probably saw that my door was open and deliberately said that it was a local specialty arranged by the leader. I took it home and stuffed it under the bed. I didn't dare to look at it. I could guess what it was based on the weight. It was just that I was afraid of scaring my parents. Fortunately, they still respected my privacy and were embarrassed to peek in front of me. Of course, the two of them probably never dreamed that this broken snakeskin bag was full of RMB.

At night, I secretly counted. Ten thousand for a stack, ten stacks for a bundle, a total of ten bundles. To be honest, I had never seen so much cash before. I was really shocked. I was so bored that I actually laid the money on the ground in bundles. I lay on it for a while.

The next morning, I snuck out before my parents woke up. The bank hadn't opened yet and I was frozen in the cold for more than an hour. What was even worse was that I wasted almost an entire morning saving one million in cash. When I got home, I saw the note my parents left for me. Son, we couldn't find you no matter what. We'll go to your third aunt's house first. If you come back, come to your third aunt's house directly. If you come back too late, there's food and vegetables at home. Heat them up yourself. Father and Mother.

I was too lazy to go to Third Aunt's house. I thought about how I hadn't seen the weasel for a few days. I didn't know how he was doing after leaving him alone in the hotel. I decided to go and see him today.

To my surprise, Weasel wasn't playing games at the hotel. I asked the receptionist at the hotel and found out that he was selling balloons with a clown.

The brain circuits of the weasel really amazed me. I couldn't find him on the street, but he found me. He disguised himself as a clown and even pretended to give me a fancy balloon. Seeing that he was so funny, I decided to treat him to a meal. I'll treat the weasel to fried chicken.

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