I looked him up and down." I think you have guts. Aren't you already here?”
"I have no choice. Let me tell you a secret. A while ago, the young master of a big shot was poisoned by someone and barely survived. Isn't he afraid that the other party won't give up and will send people to poison him again? Therefore, they are now on tenterhooks, loose on the outside but tight on the inside…"
I suddenly felt my waist tighten." Put me down!”The " primary school student " shouted.
I loosened my grip and let the 'primary school student' fall to the ground. After she landed, she stepped on me fiercely and said,"This bald monk doesn't look like a good person. Don't listen to him. Let's go.”After saying that, he pulled me away.
I don't know what's wrong with a 'primary schooler', but I know Shi Linguo. He's from Xixia Monastery, so his words must have some basis. Besides, I really know what he said. I was the one who saved Ma Fei, so I said to Shi Linguo,"Monk, ignore her.”
Shi Lingguo continued," When this woman applied for her health certificate, she was noticed to be a Miao. People who went to this shop said that it was very clean. The place where the Gu woman lived was very clean. Because the Gu was devoured by poisonous insects, there were basically no ordinary insects around the Gu woman. And this shop was really clean.”
Hearing this, I could guess that there was something wrong with this woman. Not long ago, I came to this restaurant to catch cockroaches, but this time, I really couldn't see a single one. It was easier to clean up the place, but to exterminate all the cockroaches in a restaurant was not a small project.
The 'primary school student' saw that he couldn't pull me for a long time, so he suddenly flung my hand away and said seriously,""Donkey, do you believe me? If you believe me, we'll leave.”
At that time, I was also very conflicted. Actually, I already felt that "Primary School Student" seemed to know a lot of inside information. It seemed that I shouldn't have interfered last time. I picked "Primary School Student" up again and she shouted,"Donkey, what are you doing?"
I said to Shi Linguo," Monk, it's my classmate's birthday today. I have to accompany them for dinner, so I won't be accompanying you. You can settle it yourself. I'll treat you to a meal the next time we meet."”After saying that, I picked up the " primary school student " and walked back to the shop.
Even though the " primary school student " was in my hand, he wasn't unhappy at all. He even gave me a thumbs up.
Back at the table, they all smiled and asked me,"Are you done teaching me a lesson?”
The 'primary school student' stood up and said to everyone,""I'm done teaching him a lesson. She has already agreed to be his girlfriend.”
I could still accept the first half of her sentence, but the second half made me jump up in fright. I quickly asked,"Who agreed?"
She pushed me back into the seat and said matter-of-factly,"Of course I agreed to be your girlfriend. Don't worry, I won't go back on my word.”
Before I could react,"streaky pork" had already jeered,"Sister-in-law has taught me well!" Instantly, this group of people laughed.
After a meal, the " primary school student " inexplicably became my girlfriend, but no matter how I explained, no one believed me.
Rumors always spread the fastest. The trio brought me to my newly bought house. I explained it three times and was asked for all kinds of details. In the end, they asked me to draw a line between myself and my " primary school students " before they let me off.
Due to his good performance, Old Ha was released early by his father. After school, he invited us to play games in the computer room to celebrate. We were playing the Red Alert until the sky was dark. I noticed a foreigner standing beside me, so I took a few more glances. It was actually a foreigner. He also realized that I could see him, so he asked tentatively,"You can see me?"
I found it strange that I could understand his English. After I asked Elder Shi, I realized that this was a soul-level communication, so there was no language barrier, just like how insects could understand my orders. After what happened with Wang Pin, I was no longer afraid of ghosts, so I naturally replied,"Of course. Do you think I'm in a daze?”
He jumped up and down happily." Thank God, someone can finally see me.”
"Sorry, this is China. It's not under your God's control. So…you thanked the wrong person." I teased him as I played.
"Oh, is that so? Oh, then brother, can you help me? My name is Hans. Before I passed away, I was a programmer.”
I glanced at him again and asked,"Don't tell me you want me to send you home?”
"That's not necessary. I know I'm already dead. Actually, this isn't a bad thing. It's just that life without a computer is too boring. But in my current state, I can't even press the power button.”This foreign country's request was really strange.
"I might really have a way, but you have to wait until I finish this game, okay?”
"Oh, is this true?" The foreigner's expression was very exaggerated.
"Do you think I have nothing better to do?”I said to him disdainfully.
"Okay, okay. I'll wait for you." He watched me play the game while waiting for me.
After the game ended, I brought the foreigner home. After turning on my computer, I tried to seal him into my computer. I asked,"How do you feel?"
"Oh, thank God, I can finally use a computer again. Oh, thank you, brother. You're really amazing.”
I watched as my computer started to run automatically. The screen started to play Minesweeper and a Word document. After a while, I turned on the music...
"Oh, this computer is a little old. Why can't I go online?”
"Just make do with it for now. It's good enough that it can be used. Don't be picky. I'll think of a way to help you get a better computer later.”This guy still wanted to surf the internet. Didn't he know that surfing the internet now also took up phone lines? If my mom finds out, she'll scold me to death.
I suddenly received an alarm from my bicycle. I looked out of the window and saw a thief picking the lock of my bicycle. Heh, I suddenly became interested and decided to play with this thief who dared to steal my bicycle.
I quietly let the little ant open the lock. The thief saw that the lock was open and seemed to be very proud of his means. He was ready to ride my bicycle and run away. I saw that his movements were vigorous and his hands and feet were light as he flew onto the bicycle. When he used his strength to step on the pedal, I let the little ant loosen the bicycle chain. Suddenly, he stepped on the air and lost his balance. The bicycle also lost control and fell heavily to the ground with a " Pa Ta " sound.
The thief groaned for a long time before he got up. He held the bicycle properly and checked it. He found that the bicycle chain had fallen off. He seemed to be cursing his luck as he put the chain back on and rode my bicycle again. This time, he was much more careful. He tried to pedal and after confirming that there was no problem, he rode my bicycle with ease. However, as soon as he increased his speed, I immediately ordered the little ant to brake the front wheel. He immediately rolled and fell out with the bicycle.
This time, the fall was even more serious. The thief's face was broken and his nose was bleeding, but he still stood up while cursing. He angrily went up and gave me two kicks on the bicycle, but he was still unwilling to give up. He held the bicycle and checked it again. In the end, he found that the front brake was faulty. He fixed it for a long time and continued to curse the heavens. This time, he carefully checked my bicycle thoroughly. After confirming that there was no problem, he slowly rode my bicycle.
However, how could I let him off so easily? There was a cement cover of a sewer in front of my house. As long as I used force, the cover would fall off.
When the thief was about to pass by the sewer, I asked the little ant to loosen the steering wheel. The thief was so scared that he wanted to brake. I deliberately tilted the bicycle to the right. The thief's right foot was on the ground to stabilize his balance. Unexpectedly, his right foot stepped on the movable cement cover."Squeak squeak", he stepped into the sewer. His body and bicycle lost balance and fell down fiercely.
This time, it was definitely heavier. I saw that the thief didn't get up for a long time, so I decided to go downstairs to see if I should find an ambulance or something. When I went downstairs, I realized that the thief was limping and carrying my bicycle slowly.
"Are you alright?" I asked deliberately. Do you need help?"
Not only was this thief's face swollen, but his eyes were also filled with tears. He said,"It's fine, it's fine. It's just that the bicycle is broken.”
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