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A total of five times. Looking at the "big boobs" not far away, I gritted my teeth and said,"No problem, Elder Shi.”

"Not yet. You need to prepare at least two large buckets of cow blood immediately. Whether it's refining the body or the soul, you need to consume a large amount of Qi and blood. If you're not in a hurry, you can let your body recover slowly. But for now…it's best to replenish it with human blood. I don't think you can get it, so you can only use cow blood as a substitute.”Elder Shi explained.

Actually, I can't even get cow blood now. However, I thought of a person named "Old Ha". This kid is the only person I can count on now.

I found a public phone and contacted Old Ha. He told me in the middle of the night that he wanted to get cow blood and even said that it was to save people. I don't know what he was thinking at that time, but he agreed very firmly.

Taking advantage of the time when I was waiting for the cow blood, Elder Shi asked me to learn "Soul Seduction" first. Just like before, I had another memory in my mind. However, the person who taught me this time became a monster with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a snake. The soul body can be divided into two types: soul and soul. The soul is basically our consciousness virtual body, because the virtual body can change according to our consciousness. Those who have not cultivated the soul body usually have their original appearance. The soul was like a nail that nailed our consciousness to the physical body. It seemed to be between the virtual and the real, there were a total of seven. The so-called "Soul Seizing" was to control one's soul body and pull out the other party's soul nail, causing the other party's soul to leave one's body. The principle seemed simple, but the actual operation was another matter. This time, I knew that I couldn't slack off. Otherwise, not only would I not be able to save the " boobs ", I might even lose my life. I repeated it in my mind for thousands of times until " Old Ha " arrived.

Old Ha only took an hour and forty-three minutes to rush over. He even found a broken van. When he saw me, he was very proud."This bro doesn't have errands, right?" Then, he opened the trunk door, which was filled with cow blood in a bucket of purified water. "Look, I got what you wanted me to get. What's going on? Tell me about it."

However, the enchantment had not been broken at that time, and Elder Shi said that mortals like him could not see it. At this moment, the tip of the sword held by " Big Boobs " had pierced into the black cat's forehead. Although it had just broken the skin, Elder Stone had said that if it had gone one inch further, it would have been completely hopeless. However, I still need time to temper my physical body two more times and my soul body three more times before I can appear.

I pulled " Old Ha " over and said," I don't have time to explain right now. Just watch from the side. Just listen to me and go save them later."”

I picked up a bucket of cow blood and poured it into my mouth. I spat it out after the first mouthful. It was f * cking awful.

" Old Ha " grabbed me and said," Bro, don't take things too hard!”

I broke free from his hand." Don't worry about what happens to me later. Save the big boobs first!"”

Under his confused gaze, I forced myself to drink a bucket of cow blood. The situation at that time should have been very strange."Old Ha" probably scared me.

In Old Ha's words, after drinking a bucket of blood, you would lie on the ground crying and laughing without making a sound. After a while, you would get up and drink two more buckets of blood. Then, you would lie on the ground crying and laughing again. Then, you would drink two more buckets of blood and run into the green belt.

After being tempered once, I realized that the old monster was torturing me by tempering my soul. Although I felt that there was something wrong, my mind was no longer thinking about such things. My body and soul seemed to have been crushed and then squeezed together. My brain felt like it was wriggling and boiling, and I felt like I was losing weight and dizzy. I was smashed heavily to the ground, but I didn't give up. I felt that I would definitely be able to survive.

It was only when he finally felt it that he stopped. A voice sounded in his mind."Get up, you don't have time. The Array Formula in the Nine Words Mantra can break the barrier!”

Although my whole body was in pain and my mind was still buzzing, I immediately jumped up and ran towards the barrier without saying anything. When I reached the front, I coordinated with my hand seal and shouted,"Soldiers, all of you, form up!"”The barrier immediately broke.

However, an accident happened. I should have dealt with the crow on the tree first because he could fly. I had to catch him by surprise before dealing with the big rat. However, as the barrier broke, the crow seemed to have been frightened and flew into the sky. I jumped up but failed to catch him. I fell down the tree and happened to be beside the big rat. I grabbed the big rat. He didn't seem to have reacted before I grabbed his back. The killing move that I had practiced in my mind over a thousand times was finally used on a living person for the first time. I instantly turned my right hand's soul into nine hooks and removed his nine soul nails almost at the same time. Then, I swiped my hand and brought his soul out of my body.

I clearly felt that there was something in my hand, as if I had succeeded. However, the old monster's warning suddenly sounded in my mind."Be careful, the rat demon isn't dead. He has a Substitute Talisman!”

F * ck, what the hell is a Substitute Talisman? However, reality didn't allow me to think about it. Although the rat demon didn't die, my appearance had shocked it. The 'boobs' stopped what they were doing, but instead, they stabbed at me with their short swords. The benefits of tempering my body were also displayed. I could easily dodge this sword. Without hesitation, I immediately prepared to attack the rat demon again. Unexpectedly, the rat demon didn't want to continue fighting. It retreated to the cave. I couldn't catch up in time, but its control over the "big boobs" seemed to have been removed."Big boobs" fell softly. I quickly picked her up and checked her condition. It seemed that she was only unconscious.

Old Ha ran over and asked in surprise,"What…what…what's going on? Why…why…did he suddenly appear? What should I do…"

"Quickly take 'Big Boobs' to the hospital, I'll take care of the rest.”

"Old Ha" took "Big Boobs" from my arms and ran straight to the van. As he ran, he shouted in a chuunibyou voice,“Go……Go……Go……”

As I watched the van leave, I let Old Ha take Big Boobs and leave first because although the rat demon had escaped, the crow was still circling above my head. I didn't know what it was up to. It should have guessed that I couldn't do anything to it without any long-range attacks.

I picked up the short sword and aimed it at the crow. It flapped its wings a few more times and went away. Feeling a little safer, I suddenly felt a wave of fatigue. I sat down on the ground and asked,"Elder Shi, are you alright?"

"Nothing? You offended two demons and let them escape. Don't you know that we demons will seek revenge for the smallest grievance?”

"I think they can't beat me and have all escaped. Do they dare to come again?”

"Hmph…I can't beat you? You think too highly of yourself. Each of them has at least a hundred years of cultivation. This time, they just don't know your depth and temporarily retreated. When they figure out your background, I'm afraid they'll come for your life.”

"Also, Elder Shi, what is this?”I held a blurry figure in my hand. I felt something strange in my hand just now. I don't know what I grabbed.

"A living soul, what else could it be?"

"A living soul?" Hearing this, I was shocked and hurriedly wanted to throw the thing in my hand away.

"What else do you think Soul Catcher can do?”

"But isn't the rat demon fine? How did this happen?"

"Because this isn't the soul of a rat demon at all. It's the soul of a human. A soul that's pulled out from a living person's body like yours is called a living soul.”

"But I obviously used it on the rat demon. How could it seduce people?”

"Isn't that simple? When this rat demon was dealing with the cat demon, his original method of dealing with the Curse of the Cat was probably to use a 'Substitute Talisman' to find a substitute. In the end, your little friend happened to pass by them with a magical artifact, so he probably thought of capturing them as a scapegoat. After all, a 'Substitute Talisman' is not easy to obtain.”

I raised the living soul in my hand and asked,"What about this?"

"If we can find a physical body now, we can put it back.”

"Is this okay?"

"In theory, as long as the body isn't damaged, it can be put back. Do you want to learn?"

"I want to learn, but what if I can't find a physical body?”

"Go back and find a porcelain bottle to store it. If you don't put it under the sun, it won't break.”

There was also a black cat with half of its body on the scene. The other half of its body seemed to be missing.

"Right, kid, take this black cat with you. It might be useful later.”After Elder Shi finished his instructions, I seemed to have more things in my mind.

I picked up the black cat, and I could vaguely see many light fragments floating from the ground towards the cat head in my hand.

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