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Little Cow kicked me hard and glared at me without saying anything.

"Alright, Donkey, you've delayed enough.”" Mosquito " didn't want me to say anything more to " Little Cow." I knew that she actually didn't like " Little Cow " because they weren't on the same side. I was dragged out of school by " Mosquito " just like that.

After leaving school, I quickly contacted Old Ha. The truth was that my worries were unnecessary. Big Boobs and Old Ha were fine. Big Boobs was in the hospital, and so was Old Ha. Mosquito and I asked for the address and rushed over.

When we arrived at the entrance of the hospital, Old Ha was waiting for us. When Old Ha saw me, he thanked me for giving him a chance. Why didn't I know? At that time, I didn't think anything could happen between "Big Boobs" and "Old Ha".

On the way to the ward, Old Ha told us some bad news. Even "Big Boobs"'s mother was in the ward. Mosquito started to get stage fright when she heard the news. After all, she was the one who brought her out. If something had happened to her, it would have been easier if she had faced the " big boobs." But now that her parents were here, she could no longer walk.

" Old Ha " led us to the door of the ward, but he was unwilling to go in. I was actually scared too, but in front of them, I was a daring " donkey ". Although I really wanted to say that since there was nothing, let's go back, under their expectant eyes, I could only brace myself and knock on the door.

The person who opened the door was the mother of the " big boobs ". She was a noblewoman who looked to be in her early thirties, but she was elegant and not overbearing.

"Hello, Auntie! I'm Shi Meiwen's classmate, my name is Xu Xie. I heard that she was hospitalized and wanted to see if she was better.”I think I should have performed well.

Her mother didn't reject me. Instead, she enthusiastically pulled me in and said,"So you're Classmate Xu Xie. I've heard about you. Come on in, Mei Wen also wants to see you.”

This was a single ward. It seemed that the family background of "Big Boobs" was not bad."Big Boobs" was really happy to see me and said,"The donkey is here? I've been waiting for you for a long time. Old Ha told me about what happened last night. Thank you for saving me.”

"How can you talk to your classmates like that? How rude!" Her mother glared at her in rebuke.

"It's alright!" "Big Boobs" and I said in unison. "Auntie!"

"Big Boobs" also glared back at her mother and said a little arrogantly,"We know each other very well. Donkey won't mind.”

I could see the love in her mother's eyes, so I took out the short sword of "Big Boobs" from my bag and handed it to them."This is your short sword.”

"Big Boobs" took the dagger without a care, but continued to stare at me."What happened last night? Do you know how to dance?"

Her mother handed me a freshly peeled orange."Have some oranges first. As parents, we also want to know what happened last night. But don't worry, I'm not an old-fashioned person.”

Before I came here, I expected an explanation, so I had already discussed it with Elder Shi."First of all, I'm not a god.”

"Then why did Old Ha say that you were a god?”"Big Boobs" asked in confusion.

"Actually, my ancestor used to be a Taoist priest.”Although I was trying to explain to her, I was looking at her mother, but she didn't seem to agree with me.

"Do you remember anything from last night?" I asked Boobs.

" Big Boobs " lowered her head and tried to recall." I only remember that after we separated, I saw a mouse standing on two legs under a tree. After that, I don't remember anything else.”

"To be honest, I don't know if you can accept it. However, the rat you saw was really a rat demon.”At this point, I stopped and looked at her mother.

His mother said," You can continue. It's fine. We adults might have a wider knowledge than you. Don't worry."”

"Aiya! Hurry up and tell me! Such a bizarre thing has happened, how can I not believe it?”

"Alright then!" I pointed at the short sword and said,"This sword should be a magic tool of our Dao Sect. It's very precious.”

"That's right. This sword was obtained by Melvin's father at a great price from Mount Wudang.”The mother nodded in agreement.

"At that time, that rat demon wanted to deal with a cat demon and happened to see you passing by with this magic artifact. This magic artifact is extremely harmful to demons, but it is very difficult for demons to use it directly, so they used the Soul Capture Technique on you and temporarily turned you into a puppet to deal with the cat demon. Moreover, it set up a barrier near its ambush point, which is what we usually call 'ghost hitting the wall'.”

"Did I really kill a cat?"

"It's a cat demon, not an ordinary cat.”

"Cats are so cute. Why would I kill a cat?”

I couldn't keep up with the flow of her brain, but her mother asked,""Student Xu doesn't seem to be an ordinary person, right?”

"Auntie, although my ancestors were Taoist priests, that was a few generations ago. I'm not even a proper Taoist priest. If it weren't for this incident, I would have thought that the things passed down in my family were all lies. When I passed by last night, I happened to feel a demonic aura, so I took a curious look. Who knew that I happened to see Shi Meiwen inside. Although I wanted to save him immediately, I couldn't defeat the rat demon with my mediocre skills. After thinking for a long time, I came up with a solution. I used cow blood to temporarily infuse myself with it to increase my Yang qi and blood qi for a short period of time. The higher the cultivation of a cultivator, the more Yang qi and blood qi they would have. However, I was actually an empty shell. However, the rat demon didn't know that it was scared away when it saw me rushing over.”

"So, that rat demon isn't dead?”Her mother asked again.

"Of course not. He ran away. There's a rat hole under that tree.”

"Why did Old Ha say that you danced to the gods?"”

"Sister! I used a secret method to make myself uncomfortable by drinking a few buckets of cow blood. Why don't you try drinking a few buckets of cow blood?" I said angrily.

"Oh, I'm sorry. You've worked hard to save me!”"Big Boobs" apologized to me.

"I'm really grateful for everything you've done to save our Mei Wen.”Her mother actually took out a red packet and handed it to me with both hands." This is a little thanks, not a sign of respect."”

I hurriedly declined." Auntie, this is what I should do. We are all very close classmates. I can't accept you being like this.”

After pushing for a long time,"Big Boobs" still grabbed the red packet in his hand generously."Alright, Mom, if you don't want the donkey, then forget it.”Then he said to me,"I'm discharged. I'll use this red packet to treat you to a meal until you finish eating!"”

I gave her an OK sign. Her mother shook her head helplessly.

"Oh, right, how are you feeling? Mozzie and the others are very concerned about you and asked me to ask. Moreover, such a big thing has happened. They want to find an opportunity to apologize to you!”

" Big Boobs " waved her hand and said," I'm fine. The doctor said that I'll be under observation for another night and I'll be discharged tomorrow. What does this have to do with mosquitoes? Why are you apologizing?" Tell her there's no need!"

"Oh! Alright." I've done what Mosquito asked me to do. I've finally dealt with everything. I'm ready to find an excuse to leave.

Her mother then asked me,"Little Xu, do you think that rat demon will come looking for our Mei Wen again?”

"This…it's hard to say. You'd better find a professional. After all, I'm just a half-baked person.”I want to look at her family. It shouldn't be a problem to hire a proper Taoist priest. If the rat demon takes revenge, don't really give me a second class material to delay it.

"Then do you have such a professional that you can recommend? Don't worry, money isn't a problem."

I don't know how to respond to his mother's words."Auntie, our family hasn't been in contact with these things for several generations. My father is a firm atheist. I really can't help you.”

"Oh, then forget it."

Hearing her say this, I hurriedly took my leave. It was finally over. However, the "big boobs" mother was really enthusiastic and invited me to her house again and again.

I wiped the cold sweat off my forehead as I left the ward. It was really difficult to deal with her mother. Old Ha and Mosquito sneakily appeared from a strange place and asked me,"How is it?"

I made a hand gesture and said,"Done. The boobs will be discharged tomorrow. It's fine."”

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