Is Your Husband Illiterate?
The netizens on the bullet screen also saw this line of words.
Everyone was silent for two seconds.
Then, he burst into a world-shaking mockery.
"Hahaha, what the f * ck? This is the first time I've heard the latter half of the sentence.”
"You can even write this sentence wrong. Did you not graduate from high school?”
"Could it be the Nine Leaked Fish?"
"He's clearly illiterate!"
"How blind must an old woman be to find such a man?”
"I'll sponsor a rocket to help the old woman change her corneas.”
"Hahahaha, I'm coming too."
"I don't have money. I'll donate the corneas of my left eye. Is there a good brother who can donate his right eye to make a pair for the old woman?”
For a moment, the bullet comments were endless.
One rocket was worth 500, but within a few minutes, more than a dozen had appeared on the screen!
This would be a phenomenon in other live streaming rooms, but it was nothing new to Daai Lil 'Sis, the top female player in Douyu.
He couldn't even be bothered with them now.
Looking at the comments about her husband, she frowned. She was so angry that her face turned red and her lips pouted.
"Your illiterates have such good handwriting!”
It hadn't even been an hour since the broadcast started, and it was already the second time he had insulted his fans. The audience's hearts were cold and sour. They felt that the silly little sister had changed since she got married.
Her entire body emitted the sour smell of love.
As long as they said anything bad about her husband, she would eat them up!
"Didn't we just say a few words? What? Your husband won't tell me?"
A bullet screen slowly floated past, and the little girl didn't bother the manager and directly sent a plane ticket over.
Then, she said very domineeringly,"From now on, if you dare to slander my husband again, I don't care if you're a new fan, an old fan, or a passerby. I'll give you a plane ticket!"”
It was impossible for him not to be angry when he heard this.
However, even if the silly little girl was angry and scolded her fans, she was still beautiful and cute.
Or rather, her fans liked her straightforward personality.
Everyone had originally wanted to joke around, but when they saw her say that, they stopped teasing her.
"This handwriting is indeed not bad. He doesn't look illiterate.”
The brush was vigorous and powerful, and the handwriting was elegant and otherworldly. It was obvious that it could not be done without more than ten years of practice.
In addition, those who practiced calligraphy were very familiar with ancient literature, so they should not have written "there is gold, silver and jade in books" instead of "there is beauty in books"!
"Could it be that he deliberately wrote it wrong?”
A bullet screen instantly gave everyone inspiration.
"Why did you write it wrong? Tell me about it?"
"I can tell that you have a story.”
"What the f * ck? Are you men that scheming?”
The bullet screen was in chaos. The little girl hugged the note. Other than feeling that her husband's handwriting was really beautiful, she did not make any major discoveries.
Now, he could only look at the bullet screen and ask the netizens for help.
"We're all men. Don't you know why?”
"Who is a man like you!"
"Women, who would watch an old woman's live broadcast? Haha.”
"This old lady likes this kind of thing. What do you have to do with it!”
Although the female streamers had more male fans, with the number of fans that Little Sister had, she did not lack female fans at all.
Therefore, the bullet screen almost started arguing again.
Little Sister Dai was speechless when she saw this.
It was just a joke, but in the end, it was raised to the point of a gender issue.
In order to prevent the restricted area of the live broadcast room from being blocked, she quickly tried to smooth things over.
"I'm a woman. I don't understand either."
After she finished speaking, the audience members immediately laughed.
"It's very simple. A man hides his private money and wants excitement. When it was hidden so well that you couldn't find it, you would definitely be very proud.”
"So?"
The little girl asked adorably.
"So, is this a secret code?”
Secret code?
It seemed possible.
After all, men liked excitement, and the husband of the silly little sister must also like to crush her intelligence.
After all, the silly little sister was so silly. If she didn't give any hints, she definitely wouldn't be able to find her secret stash of money.
Although it was safe, the fun of hiding money would be halved.
Therefore, he left this note to give Little Sister a little hint and see if she could find the hiding place of the secret stash of money.
"This isn't a secret code. This is a provocation, right?”
"Haha, I feel like my little sister's intelligence has been insulted.”
"When has Little Sister's intelligence ever been respected?”
"Hahahaha, leave some food for the giant panda, hahaha!”
Amidst the sea of happiness, Daai Xiaomei's expression became uglier and uglier.
To think that she had just insulted a fan for her husband!
In the end, not only did her husband hide so much money, but he also left a note to provoke her!
Now, she felt that her husband was not good at all.
Her face was almost swollen from the slap!
Little Sister Dai broke down. She huffed and hugged the large basin filled with paper and pens in front of her." I'm angry. I don't want to pick him up!”
"Old woman, stop being a bootlicker.”
"It's raining heavily outside now.”
"Pfft, he deserves it. He looked down on our CEO's intelligence.”
"What do you mean by looking down on him? He's looking at CEO Dumb's intelligence seriously.”
After half a day, Little Sister Dai finally reacted.
Good heavens, this group of people was scolding her in a roundabout way!
It's all my husband's fault!
The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. She changed into her slippers and raised the camera to say to everyone,
"If I pick him up again today, I'll be a dog!"
The bullet screen was instantly amused." Host, what are we broadcasting today?”
"Are you counting money again? I'm tempted by so much money."
"Isn't it too monotonous? I was almost sleepy just now."
"What do you know? The happiness of a rich woman is that simple.”
Amidst the questions, Dai Xiaomei frowned and pondered.
Her livestream market this month was not enough. She had to broadcast for a while more today. The content of the broadcast became a difficult problem.
It had to be interesting, interesting, and…
She thought about it again and again, and suddenly looked at the note on the banknote in her arms, and a sinister smile appeared on her face.
"Comrades, let's go clean up later and find out how much money my husband has hidden!”
"If you say this, I won't be sleepy anymore.”
"Alright, I agree with both hands!"
"Are you going to play that big?"
"Don't say that. Not only do I want to help the old woman find some money, but I also want to see her husband kneel on the washboard.”
"I still want to see them divorce on the spot!”
Seeing that the bullet screen was getting stranger and stranger, the little girl coughed lightly.
"Then where should we look first?" he asked confidently.”
The bullet screen was speechless.
Your family, your husband's secret stash of money, and you're asking us?
The netizens felt that their silly little sister was too stupid to be saved.
[There are golden houses in books, gold, silver, and jade in books…Where do you think we can find them?]”
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