Chapter 31: Jia Zhangshi Gulped Down Her Pee
Qin Huairu looked at the stick that was still trying to catch the jellyfish and couldn't stop her tears from flowing. The stick couldn't let anything happen to anyone.
For his son, 20 yuan was nothing. As for whether he had 20 yuan or not, that was another matter.
Qin Huairu, who knew that the stick could still be saved, walked straight to Silly Zhu's side. She did not say a word and stretched out her hand.
Silly Zhu was also in a difficult position. He had just given Qin Huiru 20 yuan two days ago. Adding on the 20 yuan today, it would be 40 yuan.
It was even higher than his monthly salary. If this continued, the landlord would not have any surplus food!
Besides, Qin Huairu had never repaid the money she borrowed. Ever since Jia Dongxu passed away, he had donated and borrowed at least a hundred yuan to the Jia family.
Qin Huiru saw Silly Zhu's hesitation and said anxiously,""Hurry up, don't be so long-winded. Consider this money borrowed from me and I'll return it to you in the future.”
"I only have one son. If he dies, I won't let you off.”
Qin Huairu's words did not seem to be fake. If the joke was gone, there would really be no more chances in the future.
After all, with the death of the meme and Jia Zhangshi, Qin Huiru no longer lacked money. Even if she only earned 17 yuan a month, it was enough to support herself and her two daughters.
Silly Zhu didn't dare to hesitate. He jogged back to his house and took out 20 yuan from under his bed.
He knew that the gangster always went to his house to steal things. It didn't matter if it was a small thing, but he still had to hide his savings.
He Yuzhu handed 20 dollars to Qin Huairu, who passed it to Li Xuanzhi without hesitation.
Li Xuanzhi received the money and a bright smile appeared on his face. Who would go against money?
Sooner or later, he would steal from other people's homes. He just had to help the police out of kindness.
Punishing criminals was everyone's responsibility!
"The most important thing now is to have their stomachs pumped. Even if the two of them go to the hospital, their stomachs will still be pumped first!”After receiving the money, Li Xuanzhi quickly told him how to treat the two of them. They would be fine after waiting for a while.
"How do we perform a gastric pump? We don't have the hospital's equipment in our courtyard.”Qin Huairu asked anxiously.
"Although what these two people are seeing now is an illusion, their physiological reactions are inevitable.”Li Xuan knew that he wasn't in a hurry as he continued slowly,""As long as there's a strong taste and a large amount of water, it'll be fine.”
"What's that? Do you want soy sauce?" Qin Huairu was extremely anxious, but Li Xuanzhi was neither anxious nor slow.
"Can you not interrupt me!”Li Xuanzhi said unhappily.
Qin Huairu quickly shut up and made a hand gesture, not daring to rush him.
"As long as it's human urine, it's fine. There's nitrogen in the urine. This strong stimulation will cause vomiting and vomit out all the poison.”Li Xuanzhi explained in detail," The more urine, the better. The more flirtatious, the better!"”
When Qin Huairu heard this, she quickly took action and immediately told the neighbors around her,""Please, everyone, go home and bring out the urinal. The stick's life depends on everyone."
Although everyone felt disgusted, they were not drinking it themselves. On the contrary, they were just taking a piss, so they agreed to this matter.
"Don't worry! I've been on fire recently. I'm definitely fine!”Xu Damao smiled evilly and quickly agreed. Then, he turned around and went home.
When the others heard that they could save people, they also walked home.
"Aunt Wan! Don't go!" Li Xuanzhi called out to a neighbor who was watching the commotion." You have diabetes. Just bring the urine of the other people in your family over. We can't let the stick have a taste of the sweetness now."”
"Second Brother Jiang from the courtyard house next door has uremia. Do you need me to go to Second Brother Jiang?”When Aunt Wan heard that she couldn't do it, she was actually a little disappointed. However, she still enthusiastically thought of other ways.
"That's great. Aunt Wan is really a good person!”Li Xuanzhi gave him a thumbs up.
Aunt Wan, who had received Li Xuanzhi's praise, jogged happily to the courtyard house next door.
Not long after, every household came out with a urinal.
In this era, there were no toilets in the Siheyuan. If they wanted to relieve themselves, they could only go to the public toilet outside. It was too far away and inconvenient.
Therefore, every household would prepare a urinal. When they went to the toilet at night, they would just stay in the house and not walk too far.
Even the Siheyuan of the later generations were the same, except that the environment of the public toilets was much better, and they were no longer dry toilets.
The first uncle held a red porcelain urinal and said with some embarrassment,"I went to the toilet before I got off work, so there wasn't much!”
Li Xuanzhi was overjoyed, but his expression remained calm. There was enough for a bath.
"I'm fine! There was strength in numbers. It was enough!”Li Xuanzhi suppressed his laughter and said.
He Yuzhu took the initiative to help and gathered everyone together so that it would be convenient for him to give the stick the medicine.
Qin Huairu hugged the stick to prevent it from moving around. He Yuzhu forcefully pried open the stick's mouth, intending to force it down while holding a large basin in his other hand.
The stick was young and in good health. In fact, after such a long time, the poison had almost been digested. At this time, it was stimulated by the pungent smell of nitrogen and felt much better. It had already regained some consciousness.
When she saw the large basin of yellow liquid in front of her, she was instantly scared awake. She could not help but struggle. Qin Huiru held the stick firmly and urged,""Zhu Zi, hurry up! Didn't you see that the meme was struggling even more? The poison has deepened!"
He Yuzhu grabbed the stick's mouth tightly and he could not say anything at all. He could only whimper non-stop. No one knew what he was saying.
He Yuzhu made up her mind and poured a large basin directly into the stick's mouth.
Ton ~ ton ~ ton!
Not long after, the large basin was emptied.
The stick's mouth was filled with the stench of urine. He could not hold it in any longer and struggled free from Qin Huairu. He vomited in large mouthfuls, his face covered in tears and snot. He looked extremely pathetic.
Qin Huairu finally felt relieved when she saw that the stick had finally been thrown out.
He Yuzhu's face also revealed a gratified smile." This person's urine is really good. It's fine after a basin."”
The others also felt relieved. After all, they had contributed a little to this.
The stick wanted to vomit out his stomach. His mouth and nose were filled with the smell of urine. It was extremely disgusting.
He hated He Yuzhu to death. How much hatred did he have for him to treat her like this? Such a huge basin was at least seven to eight liters.
The first thing she did after she finally finished speaking was to stand up and kick He Yuzhu."Silly Zhu, do you want to die? Why did you give me so much pee? yue~!”
As soon as the stick spoke, it could smell the smell of nitrogen. It began to vomit again, but it could no longer vomit anything. It was only yellow-green bile.
He Yuzhu was not angry. Instead, he laughed."This Li Xuanzhi's method is really good!”
Qin Huairu sat on the ground and let out a long sigh.
Everyone did the same to Jia Zhangshi. In her portion, there was also the uremic Second Brother Jiang.
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