In a small mountain village.
"Master, you were scared away just like that?”
I looked at my master, who was sitting under the eaves and wearing a shabby Taoist robe. I pouted indignantly.
Master has told me this story at least eighty times.
And every time he told it, the story would be different.
The most ridiculous time was when he fought a group of ghosts alone.
With a light stomp of his foot, he dispelled the heavenly lightning.
The evil spirits were so shocked that they all knelt on the ground and kowtowed to him, calling him grandpa.
He was so awesome that he was about to explode!
His master didn't say anything. He just lay on the reclining chair, his eyes misty. No one knew what he was thinking.
Seeing this, I quietly reached out my hand and grabbed the wine jug on the wooden table. I took a big gulp.
"Pa!" Master threw out the Corpse Suppressing Nail and hit my wrist hard.
"Ouch."
I cried out in pain. I subconsciously let go of the wine jug and it fell to the ground.
His master suddenly stood up from the recliner and steadily caught the wine jug with one hand.
"Master, the Corpse Suppressing Nail is used to suppress corpses. How can you use the Corpse Suppressing Nail to hit your disciple like this?”
I rubbed my wrist with an aggrieved expression.
"You still have the cheek to talk about me?"
Master glared at me and said angrily.
"Is this how you talk to your master? What did he mean by pissing his pants? Master was retreating tactically.”
My name is Ye Shaoyang. I grew up with my master.
However, his master had a very strange name, Zhang Due.
He heard that there was even a dao name called Qingyun Zi!
However, the villagers liked to call him Old Master Zhang. He was the famous Master Yin Yang in the village.
Whenever an old man passed away, my master would preside over the funeral.
Master used this kind of work to pay for my education. I'm now in my third year.
When he was free, he would learn Taoist hand seals and array formations from his master.
Occasionally, he would also act as a ghost-catching assistant!
It's the holidays now, so I came back to see if Master had any ghosts for me to catch.
The female corpse in the story he often told was my mother, and I was the baby.
Before I was ten years old, I could see those unclean things every night.
Master drew a Yin Suppression Talisman for me and put it on. I haven't seen it since.
"Shaoyang, Shaoyang…"
Someone called me in a low voice outside the courtyard. I turned around and saw that it was Hu Zi from the village.
Hu Zi is about the same age as me. He dropped out of high school before he graduated.
"Why is this kid here so early?”
I glanced at the latest Huawei phone that my master had placed on the wooden table and my eyes turned.
Then, she grabbed her phone and turned to run.
"Sigh, you bastard, you took my phone again.”
Master wanted to chase after me, but my legs were extremely agile. I rushed out of the courtyard in a few strides.
His master was so anxious that he stomped his feet, but there was nothing he could do. Before he left, he only shouted,
"Don't peek at my photo album and WeChat!”
"I know, I know." I waved my hand and ran towards the back of the mountain with Hu Zi.
"Did you bring the wine?" I asked Hu Zi.
Hu Zi grinned when he heard that.
"I brought it. Widow Wang's newly brewed Burning Knife. It's more than 60 degrees Celsius. I guarantee that you'll drink it to your heart's content.”
After he finished speaking, Hu Zi rubbed his hands and said,""Where's the phone? Give it to me quickly."
I hurriedly took the bottle, opened it, and gulped down a few mouthfuls.
"It feels good!" I burped.
After making sure that Hu Zi did not mix it with water, he handed the phone to Hu Zi.
"I can't wait. Shaoyang, let me tell you, I've just created a new website.
Oh my god, all the movies in it were so exciting, especially that one called XX Yongmei. It was simply amazing.”
Hu Zi opened the browser and entered a string of web addresses.
"Do you know that XX beauty who often acts in small films?”Hu Zi asked as he fiddled with his phone.
I shook my head and said I didn't know. Hu Zi asked again,"What about Wu XLan?"
I continued to shake my head, indicating that I didn't know. Hu Zi smacked his lips.
"If you don't know martial arts in life, it's useless even if you read all the clips. Shaoyang, you've lived for twenty years in vain.”
"F * ck, why did you get stuck at such a crucial moment?"
Shao Yang, what kind of lousy internet is your master using!”
"F * ck, I'm not watching anymore. It's really disappointing.”
Hu Zi cursed and stuffed the phone into my hand. He snatched the bottle of wine and took a few gulps.
"Why is it so foggy?" Hu Zi mumbled and did not mind.
At this moment, a thick white fog floated up from the mountain.
He could not see beyond a hundred meters.
Seeing this strange phenomenon, I couldn't help but frown.
The fog had risen too suddenly. The sun was still shining brightly just a moment ago, but now it was already covered in fog. Even the road could not be seen clearly.
Just as I was feeling suspicious, a gust of cold wind suddenly blew over.
Then, a hoarse voice suddenly sounded from the fog.
"Young man, what do I look like? Like a human or a god?"
My heart tightened. I looked over and saw an old lady with bound feet standing in the fog.
She was leaning on a walking stick, and a layer of fine fur had grown on her wrinkled face.
Right now, he's looking at me and Hu Zi with a burning gaze.
This old lady looked very strange. She did not look like an ordinary person and had a sharp mouth and monkey-like cheeks.
The moment I saw her, my heart pounded and my skin tightened.
"Where did this old lady come from? Why haven't I seen her before?”Hu Liao asked doubtfully.
There was a layer of white fog, so I couldn't see clearly.
The white fog was strange to begin with, and when I suddenly saw this old lady, I had a bad feeling.
The old lady seemed a little anxious. Seeing that Hu Zi and I were silent, she continued to ask in a hoarse voice,
"Young man, I'm asking you a question. Tell me quickly, what do I look like? Like a human or a god?”
After hearing this, I felt as if I had been struck by lightning and instantly froze on the spot.
Because I remembered the strange legend that Master once told me.
Legend had it that mountain spirits and ghosts had to block the way and ask for help when they wanted to achieve their goal.
Ask you if it looks like a human or a god. This is called asking for a title.
If you said that it looked like a human, its cultivation would be crippled.
If you said it was like a god, it could achieve positive results.
But in the future, I will still pester you and borrow your life!
Thinking of this, I sneered to myself and looked at it again.
How was that an old lady? It was clearly a yellow weasel wearing an old lady's clothes and standing up!
Just as I was about to attack, Hu Zi, whose face was flushed red from drinking, suddenly spoke.
"You look like a big idiot to me!"
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