God Thief Fell
(Clue: The stalker will come to the house to steal meat tonight, but the door is locked and he can't enter. He has to give up.)）
Since young, she had the habit of stealing. Jia Zhang-shi described this behavior as taking, or it was called smooth.
How could stealing from neighbors, relatives, and friends be called stealing?
If anyone called this behavior stealing, then that person was stingy, heartless, and a piece of junk.
To be caught by Jia Zhangshi and scolded for a day.
It was also Jia Zhangshi's way of education that fueled the arrogance of the stick.
Even when the stick had stolen something, Jia Zhangshi had happily praised him, saying that her grandson was really smart and amazing.
Therefore, Qin Feng saw the hint in the clue that the stick would come to steal the meat.
That was not surprising at all.
It was a pity that the door was locked and they couldn't enter, so they gave up.
That won't do!
If you don't come in and steal something, how can I punish you openly?
Therefore, Qin Feng stood up and went to the kitchen to take out a few pieces of wild boar meat.
Qin Yuru salted the meat and hung it in the kitchen vent, preparing to dry it to make bacon.
That way, it could be preserved for a long time. In the future, when he wanted to eat meat, he could cut some for his teeth.
In other words, the meat was not cooked yet.
Qin Feng thought for a moment. He was quiet and did not disturb his family's sleep.
He helped the stick and cooked one of the pieces.
At the same time, he spent 10 Points in the System Fantasy Pharmacy building to exchange for a potion called Strong Diarrhoea Powder.
He smeared it on every corner of the wild boar meat.
Furthermore, some spices were added to cover the smell of the diarrhea medicine powder. At the same time, it could also add some fragrance. When the stick smelled it, it could not help but want to take a bite.
This was not enough.
Qin Feng even exchanged for a bottle of 'Strong Bonding Glue' in the convenience store.
Carefully, he used a small knife to cut small holes in the wild boar meat.
He poured the glue in and covered it with the wild boar meat that he had dug out. There would be no traces on the surface.
He tidied up.
Qin Feng smiled and hung the specially processed wild boar meat on the pillar at the eaves of the door.
They were just waiting for the meme to come over in the middle of the night.
The weather wasn't cold now, so he shouldn't be sleeping too soundly.
With his intelligence and the allure of meat, he was obviously trying to bait the police.
The meme would definitely fall for it.
Even if Jia Zhangshi, Yi Zhonghai and the others saw through his actions.
It doesn't matter. I did it on purpose.
Who asked you to knock on the door? Didn't you deserve it?
After finishing everything, Qin Feng yawned. He was also a little sleepy.
He crawled into the warm blanket and slept with Qin Yuru's fragrance.
......
It was midnight, and the night was quiet.
The five members of the Jia family were all squeezed on the same brick bed.
The stick couldn't sleep well after tossing and turning. At night, he ate some cornbread and his mouth was full of birds.
His mind was filled with the scene of Qin Feng eating meat in large mouthfuls in the evening.
The meaty fragrance seemed to have grown a hand, reaching into his throat and stabbing at him.
Finally, it was late enough.
The entire courtyard should be asleep. The damn black dog in the neighboring courtyard should be asleep too, right?
The stick quietly got out of bed and quietly left the house.
The moonlight shone on the courtyard, and it was quiet.
With a clear goal, the stick walked over to Qin Feng's house.
He was still holding some tools in his hand. He wondered if there was a chance to pry open the door or window and sneak in if Qin Feng's house was locked.
However, just as he took a few steps, he arrived at Qin Feng's house.
Happiness had arrived.
That large piece of meat revealed an alluring luster and emitted a seductive meat fragrance.
It was shining brightly under the eaves.
It wasn't high up, so he could stab it down with a wooden stick.
He was salivating crazily as he felt happiness.
He also felt a trace of unease.
However, he was quickly chased away by his strong desire for food. How could there be a trap? Who would be willing to use such a piece of meat as a trap?
The stick found a wooden stick from someone's firewood pile in the courtyard.
When he returned to Qin Feng's house, he reached out and stabbed the wild boar meat down.
With both arms crossed, she quickly ran in the direction of her home.
Such a big piece of meat, it was too fragrant!
I'll eat a little first…I'll eat it all. I won't leave it for mom. Anyway, if I give it to her, she'll scold me.
With this thought in mind, the stick picked up the wild boar meat and took a big bite.
Fragrant, too fragrant!
A feeling of happiness arose spontaneously. In the middle of the night, when one was hungry, to be able to eat such a fragrant bite of meat was bliss!
The more he ate, the more fragrant the stick became. He was about to burst with a huge sense of happiness.
Very quickly, he had eaten one-third of the nearly one jin of wild boar meat.
Then, he took another bite.
Something was wrong!
Why is my tooth stuck?
He used more strength. No, not only were his teeth stuck, but his lips were also stuck!
No, this wasn't stuck.
Instead, his entire mouth was stuck to the remaining wild boar meat in his hand.
Some unknown liquid even stuck his hands to the wild boar meat!
She tried to pull it open, but it didn't work.
She exerted more force, and it hurt so much that tears almost fell.
But it still couldn't be torn apart!
What was this? Why was it so sticky?
The stick was panicking. He tried his best, but he still could not tear the wild boar meat that was stuck to his mouth and hands.
This was not all.
Suddenly, a huge pain appeared in her stomach.
Immediately after, a gush of energy gushed out from his lower abdomen like a flood.
First, it was gas, and then it let out a series of farts.
It was getting louder and more smelly.
At this moment, the stick was getting more and more flustered. He couldn't speak, and his hands were stuck.
His abdomen was also like this, uncomfortable and disgusting.
The happiness of eating meat just now was gone. It was replaced by a feeling of not wanting to live anymore.
He rushed to his door and slammed it open.
"Mom, Grandma, help me. I'm dying!”
The stick meme shouted loudly.
However, he forgot that his mouth was glued and he could not speak at all.
It made a grumbling sound.
Jia Zhangshi, Qin Huairu, and the others, who were sleeping soundly, did not react at all.
Go to sleep, f * cking sleep, get up and have fun!
The stick was angry and anxious, flustered and chaotic, jumping up and down.
He wasn't careful and didn't block the passage in his lower abdomen.
His tummy was still rumbling, but it was now gushing with gas and liquid, and he had pooped all over his crotch.
Instantly, a huge, almost tangible stench engulfed the entire room.
Qin Huairu was still in a daze when she heard the commotion in the room.
He opened his eyes and the moonlight shone into the room.
Looking at the little person in the room, he looked a little like a stick.
Just as he was about to ask, he heard a loud bang, followed by a stench.
The words were on the tip of her tongue, but she didn't say them out loud. It was too smelly and she wanted to vomit.
"Ugh!"
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