Killing Two Birds with One Stone
"Xu Damao, you're back early today.”
"Yo, you're quite thoughtful. Bring me back pig ears.”
Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao playing with the pig's ears. When she smelled the fragrance, she couldn't help but feel a little greedy. She went up to pick up a piece and put it in her mouth.
"Don't move!"
"Little Er, this isn't for you!”
Xu Damao quickly pulled Lou Xiao'e back.
It didn't matter if he had diarrhea, but he wouldn't have a weapon to take revenge on Silly Zhu and Qin Feng.
"That's new. If you don't let me eat it, do you want to keep it for yourself?”
Lou Xiao'e was surprised.
Xu Damao had been doing well these few days. He wouldn't deliberately make some braised pig's ears and then not give it to him to eat, right?
"No, Little Er, listen to me."
"These braised pig's ears, I was planning to find Silly Zhu and Qin Feng to drink at night, to bury the hatchet and use them to accompany the wine.”
"You know, we're neighbors. There's no need to have such conflicts these past few days! We see each other often."
"We're not the Jia Clan or the Qin Clan, where there's a layer of hatred that can be completely resolved.”
Xu Damao hurriedly explained while pushing Lou Xiao'e away. He didn't want this woman to ruin his plans.
"Not bad, Xu Damao, your awareness is not bad! You've improved!"
Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but praise him and then ignored Xu Damao.
Xu Damao prepared the braised pig's ears.
He then sneaked into the outhouse, resisted the pungent smell, and tampered with the few pieces of wood used for squatting.
The latrines in this era were mostly simple and crude.
It was to dig a big pit and set up a row of wood on it, revealing an empty space. One could squat on it and take a dump.
There was also a bigger empty space in the inner area, which was used to scoop feces.
These 'Evening Primrose' were all high-quality natural fertilizers. They were the best nutrients for watering the vegetables.
Since ancient times, it had never been wasted.
Two latrines were set up, and the originally fixed wood was shaken. When one stepped on it, if one was not careful, the wood would roll, and the people squatting on it would fall down along with the wood.
Xu Damao clapped his hands and went to find Silly Zhu to drink.
Knocking on the door of Shazhu's house, He Yushui opened the door.
"Big Brother Xu, you…Are you looking for me or my brother?"
He Yushui was a little surprised.
With Xu Damao's relationship with Silly Zhu, it was rare to see him come to the door politely.
Usually, they would curse from afar.
Xu Damao looked at He Yushui, who had a bean-sprout-like figure, and couldn't help but feel indignant.
The dog-crazed Silly Zhu gave all the good things to the Jia family's widow, raising his sister until she was thin and draggy.
She was originally a pretty little beauty, but now, her face was sallow and she looked thin and weak.
"Of course I'm looking for your brother. It's so late at night, why would I look for you?”
Xu Damao waved the braised pig's ear and a bottle of wine in his hand and shouted into the room.
"Silly Zhu, come out. I'll drink with you today to resolve our past grudges. We're neighbors. There's no need to act like enemies.”
Silly Zhu was in the house, fiddling with the lunch box.
These few days, when the news spread, he brought lunch boxes home from the kitchen.
As expected, with this toy every day, Qin Huairu's attitude towards her became much better.
Today, when he handed the lunchbox over, he secretly touched it, but Qin Huiru was not angry.
He only scolded with a half-smile.
Thinking of the smoothness of her small hands, Silly Zhu felt very happy.
Xu Damao shouted from outside the door. When Silly Zhu heard it, he couldn't help but laugh and walk out.
"Xu Damao, are you buying me a drink?"
Shazhu pointed at herself, pretending to be surprised.
"Is there something wrong with your brain, or is my ears not working well enough?”
"You, Xu Damao, are treating me to a drink?"
Xu Damao suppressed his anger and said with a smile.
"That's right. We're neighbors. As the saying goes, a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor.”
"Silly Zhu, our past grudges are all in the wine. After today's meal, they will all be gone with the wind.”
Silly Zhu blinked.
"Xu Damao, are you hiding something bad? Why do I not believe that you can buy me a drink?”
"Look at what you're saying. What's so bad about me?”
Xu Damao had already scolded Silly Zhu in his heart as he forced a smile.
"Even if you do something bad, I'm not afraid!”
"How can I, He Yuzhu, be afraid of you, Xu Damao?”
Silly Zhu stood up happily and pointed at the things in Xu Damao's hands.
"Let me see. There's croton in the wine?”
"Well, there's something in the pig's ear!”
Xu Damao looked as if he had been wronged.
"Silly Zhu, you f * cking idiot, it's fine if you don't give me face, I'll eat it myself!”
As he spoke, he took a sip of wine and picked up a few pig ears to chew.
It was to show that he did not put anything.
This time, Xu Damao had put in a lot of effort, not hesitating to use himself as bait.
"Alright! I'll believe you. I'll drink with you!”
Seeing this, Silly Zhu no longer doubted.
It just so happened that he had given the lunchbox to Qin Huairu tonight, so he was not full yet.
The fragrant pig's ears were also a little greedy.
"Xu Damao, don't drink anymore. If you drink any more, you'll fall!”
He pulled the wine bottle and braised pig's ears from Xu Damao's hands.
Silly Zhu lowered his voice and said quietly.
"Xu Damao, do you want to discuss with me to teach Qin Feng a lesson?”
"That's not a problem. We'll discuss it while eating and drinking!”
Xu Damao was stunned.
"It's not like that. I've already said that I'm here purely for the sake of friendship and good relations.”
Silly Zhu didn't think that he would guess wrong again and was a little stunned.
"Really? I don't believe it."
I want to slap you with my big mouth, do you believe me?
Xu Damao managed his expression well, causing Shazhu to grit his teeth in hatred, but he still had a smile on his face.
"What's there to not believe? Not only am I treating you to a drink, I also want to ask Qin Feng to drink with me!”
"Let's go and call them together. The three of us will get drunk today to resolve our enmity!”
Arriving at Qin Feng's house.
Xu Damao knocked on the door. Qin Yuru opened the door with a surprised expression.
"Sister Qin, is Qin Feng at home? Treat him to a drink."
Xu Damao said.
"He's not here. He said that he had something to do tonight and might not be back until very late.”
Qin Yuru was a little confused. She did not know what Xu Damao was up to.
Could it be that it was really as Lou Xiao'e said? After the results of the examination showed that he was infertile, he had turned over a new leaf and wanted to be a good person to accumulate blessings?
However, Qin Feng was really not at home.
To Qin Yuru, Qin Feng said that Deputy Factory Manager Li's family invited him as a guest.
In fact, he went to the ghost market at Zhengyang Gate and waited for the ghost market to open at night to secretly exchange for some old items.
"He's not at home? That's a pity. I'll invite him again in the future!”
Xu Damao was a little disappointed, but then he remembered that there was still Silly Zhu to trick, so he ignored him.
The two of them found a corner in the courtyard to drink and eat.
They chatted dryly.
Xu Damao couldn't hold his liquor, so he ate more braised pig's ears.
In order to trick Silly Zhu, he had also risked his life.
After eating pig ears mixed with croton, at most, he could pull it a few times, but it wouldn't kill him.
"Xu Damao, where did this braised pig's ear come from? It tastes pretty good.”
Silly Zhu was delighted.
"Isn't this a movie in the countryside? It's a gift from my hometown.”
Xu Damao answered simply.
At this moment, someone came over. It was Jia Zhangshi.
She watched Xu Damao and Silly Zhu eat happily.
Instinctively, he cursed in his heart. What the hell?
There's so much good food to eat, but you don't even know how to help my family. It's not anything good.
"Silly Zhu, you're really amazing. You didn't even give me a few pieces of meat in my lunch box, yet you're hiding here to eat delicious food.”
Jia Zhangshi said coldly.
Silly Zhu stood up.
He wasn't afraid of Jia Zhangshi, but he was used to seeing Qin Huairu's eyes, and Qin Huairu was also used to seeing Jia Zhangshi's eyes.
As a result, when Silly Zhu saw Jia Zhangshi's unfriendly expression, he actually started to panic.
He quickly explained.
"Aunt Jia, how can I? This is Xu Damao's treat.”
"Xu Damao treated you to delicious food? Are you kidding me?"
Jia Zhang-shi's expression was unfriendly, but her eyes were greedily looking at the braised pig's ears.
"How am I fooling a ghost? I can't even treat Silly Zhu to something good to eat, but I have to help your family, right?”
Xu Damao was not afraid of Jia Zhangshi.
Unexpectedly, Silly Zhu snatched the remaining braised pig ears and stuffed them into Jia Zhangshi's hands.
"Aunt Jia, there's still some left. I'll give it all to you. Xu Damao did treat me to this.”
Jia Zhangshi groaned and took the braised pig's ears and left.
Xu Damao saw that Silly Zhu was almost done eating and achieved his goal.
He didn't want to argue with Silly Zhu here. Counting the time, the effect of the croton was almost here.
"Aiya, my stomach doesn't feel well. I'm going to the toilet.”
He ran to the outhouse, found the one that hadn't been tampered with, and went in.
While he was enjoying himself, he was waiting to watch the show.
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