Fell Into A Stool Pit
On the side of Jia Zhang.
She happily picked up some braised pig's ears and wanted to give her grandson a stick.
However, the little earthworm was injured and had yet to return from the hospital.
No one else in this family was worthy of eating this braised pig's ear.
Thus, it all entered Jia Zhangshi's mouth.
She wasn't young and her stomach wasn't functioning well, so the effects quickly took effect.
She clutched her stomach and headed to the toilet.
On Silly Zhu's side, although she ate braised pig ears earlier than Jia Zhangshi.
However, he was strong and only acted up now. He also held his stomach and went to the toilet.
The two of them arrived almost at the same time.
Silly Zhu was a little confused.
"Aunt Jia, you came to the toilet too?”
Jia Zhangshi glared at Silly Zhu, thinking that Silly Zhu was really stupid.
He came to the toilet but didn't go to the toilet. Did he come to eat?
He couldn't be bothered with Silly Zhu and pushed open the door of the toilet. It was the one that Xu Damao was squatting on. It was stuck and couldn't be pushed open.
He could only push the other one.
Shazhu eagerly pushed the door open.
"Please, after you."
Jia Zhang-shi clutched her stomach and glared fiercely at Silly Zhu.
She thought that Silly Zhu must be crazy to invite people to the toilet.
The two of them entered the toilet. It was very uncomfortable to squat in the pit.
Xu Damao, who had been squatting inside for a long time, knew that the fun was coming.
She could not help but shout.
"Silly Zhu, Aunt Jia, why did you come to the toilet too?”
When Silly Zhu heard that the one who couldn't open the door was Xu Damao, he immediately shouted.
"Xu Damao, is there something wrong with your pig ears? Why are the three of us rushing to the toilet?”
Xu Damao snickered in his heart.
Of course, there was a problem. If there was no problem with the braised pig's ears, would I treat you to it?
I'll feed the dog, but I won't treat you, Dumb Zhu!
He said.
"Who knows? It was given to me by my fellow countryman. Maybe I didn't clean it when I braised it.”
Jia Zhang-shi was furious when she heard this.
"Dog, you let me eat unclean things. You made me accompany you to squat in the pit.”
Silly Zhu hurriedly apologized.
"Aunt Jia, I'm sorry. I didn't know either. It was all brought back by that bastard Xu Damao.”
"But he's not doing well either. Look, isn't he also squatting in a pit? He came earlier than us, so he ate the most haha!”
......
A senseless and interesting conversation started in the toilet.
Xu Damao responded while counting down in his heart, waiting for the moment when the wooden block that had been tampered with would miraculously roll.
As expected.
Jia Zhang-shi's legs were numb from squatting. When she wanted to stretch out, she used uneven strength and rolled the wood.
He instantly lost his balance and rolled along with the wood.
Thump! With a dull thud, he fell into the manure pit.
It was the kind with its head facing down. All kinds of filth immediately flooded into its mouth and nostrils.
Her hands and feet were scratching wildly, and she was about to suffocate.
Fortunately, the latrine pit was not deep, only about 1 meter. Jia Zhangshi struggled for a while before she slowly steadied herself and stood up.
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao heard the commotion in the latrine pit next door.
Xu Damao naturally knew what was going on. He covered his mouth and laughed maniacally.
He didn't have a good impression of Jia Zhangshi, this old woman with a poisonous mouth. He was naturally happy to find an opportunity to punish her.
On the other hand, Silly Pillar became nervous.
Now that his relationship with Qin Huairu had finally been repaired, if he could please Jia Zhangshi, he would be able to enter and leave the Jia residence as he pleased.
However, if Jia Zhangshi hated him and put pressure on Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu would treat him coldly again.
Silly Zhu quickly asked.
"Aunt Jia, what's going on?”
Jia Zhang-shi buried half her face in the manure pit and heard Silly Zhu's shout with one ear.
She hurriedly opened her mouth, wanting to shout for help.
However, the moment he opened his mouth, the filthy Ye Lai Xiang immediately rushed into his mouth and went down his throat, swallowing a large mouthful.
Her stomach was churning, and Jia Zhangshi was about to vomit.
However, there was still a mouthful of Ye Lai Xiang in his mouth. He couldn't spit it out, let alone shout.
It only let out gulu gulu! Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! 's voice.
This feeling was extremely uncomfortable.
Jia Zhang-shi blamed her discomfort on the foolish pillar.
He thought to himself.
Was that stupid pillar calling out to his soul? I've eaten a big mouthful of Ye Lai Xiang!
Hurry up and save me!
Xu Damao, this turtle grandson, was also not a good thing!
They're all next door. Hurry up and save me!
While cursing in her heart and struggling, Jia Zhangshi accidentally opened her mouth and took another big gulp of Ye Lai Xiang!
Silly Zhu couldn't hear Jia Zhangshi's reply, only a strange voice came.
Panicking, she stepped on the wood and tried to adjust her posture to stand up.
Unexpectedly, the wood rolled and turned Silly Zhu inside.
Just like Jia Zhangshi, the head of the stupid head fell into the manure pit.
And Silly Pillar fell in while he was talking, which meant that his mouth was open.
As soon as he entered the manure pit, he drank a mouthful of night primrose without hesitation.
Instantly, his mouth turned golden and he was unable to speak.
Fortunately, the pit wasn't very deep. It was only a meter deep.
Silly Zhu had a strong body. After struggling for a while and eating a few mouthfuls of Ye Lai Xiang, his mouth, face, and body were covered in golden yellow.
He steadied himself and stood up.
However, it was impossible to climb out.
There was still half a person's height above his head, which was the wood of the toilet. He couldn't reach it even if he stretched out his hand.
Silly Zhu remembered that Xu Damao was also squatting in the pit.
He quickly shouted.
His mouth was stuffed with a lot of night primrose, but he could not speak.
As soon as he opened his mouth, something filthy got stuck in his throat and he started coughing violently.
Xu Damao was squatting in another toilet.
From the sound, he knew what was going on. His design had succeeded.
He was so happy that he almost laughed out loud.
Xu Damao held back his laughter and pretended to be innocent to avoid being suspected by Silly Zhu and Jia Zhangshi.
He shouted in a fake anxious voice.
"Silly Zhu! Silly Zhu! What's wrong?"
"Aunt Jia, what's wrong with you? Why are you suddenly not saying anything?"
After shouting a few times, it was about time.
Xu Damao didn't want to kill anyone.
Straightening his legs, he slowly wiped them clean.
He rushed out of the toilet and shouted a few times outside.
"Silly Zhu! Silly Zhu! What's wrong?"
" Aunt Jia, Aunt Jia???"
Naturally, he could not hear a normal response.
Shazhu stood still and kicked open the toilet door.
He pretended to be dumbfounded.
"Ah? Silly Zhu, why did you fall into the latrine pit?"
Then, he ran to the adjacent toilet and kicked open the door.
"Aunt Jia? Aunt Jia? Why did you fall into the latrine pit too?"
He shouted a few times.
Xu Damao turned around and left.
"Just wait! I'll go get someone to save you!"
Xu Damao came to the courtyard and washed his hands before shouting.
"Someone, someone! Not good, not good!"
"Silly Zhu and Mrs. Jia fell into the toilet for some reason!”
He shouted a few times.
Xu Damao's loud voice attracted everyone in the courtyard.
"Xu Damao, what happened?"
Yi Zhonghai asked in his usual deep voice.
"Silly Zhu and Aunt Jia fell into the manure pit!”
Xu Damao said.
"Fell into a manure pit? Why did they fall into the manure pit together? Is it the same shit pit?"
"Xu Damao, speak clearly!”
Yi Zhonghai's head buzzed. He was a little confused.
Why did Silly Zhu and Aunt Jia fall into the manure pit together?
Normally, the probability of falling into a manure pit was very small. It was too much of a coincidence for these two people to happen at the same time.
Could it be that Silly Zhu and Jia Zhangshi…Were they in the same squatting pit, doing something, and then accidentally falling into the manure pit together?
This was too ridiculous!
Could it be that he had been mistaken all along? Silly Zhu was not like him, coveting the widow Qin Huairu.
Instead, he had taken a fancy to another widow from the same family, Jia Zhangshi?!
Silly Zhu's taste!
It was really too unique. No wonder everyone in the courtyard called him Silly Zhu.
First Uncle's imagination ran wild as he fell into deep thought.
The people in the courtyard looked at Xu Damao and Yi Zhonghai's expressions.
She couldn't help but think of something disgusting.
Qin Huairu reminded him loudly.
"First Master, Second Master, Third Master, stop daydreaming. Hurry up and save them!”
Everyone seemed to wake up from a dream and rushed to the toilet.
Before he could get close, Xu Damao kicked open the doors of the two toilets.
There was a stench.
The originally calm and mirror-like water in the manure pit was stirred up by the fall of Silly Zhu and Jia Zhangshi.
Naturally, the smell could not be hidden and spread wantonly.
The taste of this mature accumulation was simply too sour and refreshing.
Everyone had the mentality of saving people, so they did not dare to get too close. They really could not hold on!
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