Lin Xuan, who had already been reborn for 12 years, had long adapted to his current 18-year-old identity.
A life of rowing a boat without paddles would be very comfortable for a long time in the future.
Except…
"Lin Xuan, can you get up and stop twisting around on the bed like a big maggot?”
"What genius? What top student? Bullshit!"
"I'll count to three. If you still don't get up, I'll let you know what cruelty is!”
Lin Xuan was at a loss.
He felt a deep sense of panic towards a world with a mother!
Why was his mother always so irritable?
Also, did all the parents in the country enter their children's rooms as if they were walking through the city gate?
Why didn't he knock on the door?
There was another thing that Lin Xuan could not understand.
His father was now middle-aged, but he was still as handsome as a yuppie.
It was said that when he was young, he was tall, handsome, highly educated, gentle, and dignified...
Why did he fall in love with his mother, who was average-looking and had short legs?
What good metaphysics!
Lin Xuan's head popped out from under the blanket. He had a helpless expression and was prepared to fight against his mother.
"Mom, can you give me some respect and privacy? I'm already eighteen years old.”
Lin Xuan said sternly,"It's not good for you to keep barging into my room like this, right?"”
"Huh?"
The petite Yue Hongying was amused. She looked at the big boy on the bed with a smile." Oh, now you know how to be shy? Is there anything on you that I haven't seen before? Besides, you're my flesh and blood. What respect? What privacy? Let me tell you, little brat. If you don't want to be beaten up, get up now, immediately, immediately. My baby Youtian has been waiting for you for five minutes. If you make my Youtian wait anxiously, I'll beat you to death!”
Lin Xuan's face turned pale as he felt the deep malice of the heavens.
Perhaps rebirth was not as wonderful as he had imagined.
His mother was still so terrifying!
After getting up and washing up, Lin Xuan went to the living room.
The innocent Mu Youtian was talking to Yue Hongying like a mother and daughter, happily chatting away.
He grinned and did not care about the two women chatting. Lin Xuan came to the dining table and sat down to eat breakfast.
After taking a sip of porridge, he looked at Lin Naishun, who was reading the news on his phone, and asked softly," Dad, what were you thinking when you married my mom? Did Mom use some despicable means, such as getting you drunk and taking the opportunity to take you down? Don't be afraid. If you blink, I'll call the police right now!”
"Puff!"
Lin Naishun spat out the porridge in his mouth.
The two girls nearby turned around and looked at him with a puzzled expression.
Realizing that nothing had happened, they continued to talk and laugh.
"Cough cough!"
Lin Naishun, who almost choked to death, glared at his son fiercely and then carefully looked in the direction of his wife. Then, he whispered,"D * mn, watch your words. If your mother hears this, you'll have to prepare an urn for your father in advance!”
"Look at how cowardly you are."
Lin Xuan had a look of disdain." You're so big. Don't you care about your face? Why are you afraid of a short leg? Dad, it's time for you to show your manliness and rise up. Let mom know that we men are not easy to bully.”
"Son, do you know what I like most about you?”
Lin Naishun smiled.
"What?" Lin Xuan blinked.
"You're so cute when you brag!"
"Also, I'm not afraid of your mother." Lin Naishun laughed.”
"Not afraid?"
Lin Xuan was puzzled," What's that?"
" That's fear!"
Lin Naishun shivered.
"Puff!"
This time, it was Lin Xuan's turn to spit out the porridge in his mouth.
"Cough cough!"
Lin Xuan rolled his eyes at his father and became curious." Dad, tell me how you met Mom back then and how you ended up together?”
"That's a long story."
Lin Naishun looked constipated." At that time…there was a school bully who was running amok on campus.”
"D * mn, Dad, you're not bad."
Lin Xuan was shocked." School bully? Is he the kind that's very good at fighting?"
"One day."
Lin Naishun's expression was serious." The school bully has taken a fancy to someone. This person is often bullied in school. Then, the school bully stood up for him, and the relationship between the two became better.”
"As expected, with mom's short legs, it's normal for her to be bullied.”
Lin Xuan felt that he had grasped the core secret,"Dad, you're a hero saving a beauty and capturing her heart, right?"”
"On the day of graduation, the school bully confessed.”
Lin Naishun sighed." After all, they've been together for four years. The two of them are too familiar with each other and can't be separated from each other. Moreover, the school bully had kissed the other party forcefully. If the other party did not agree, he would probably be beaten to death.”
"F * ck!"
Lin Xuan looked at Lin Naishun in a daze. His three views were a little overturned.”
"No."
Lin Naishun looked at his son seriously." That school bully…is your mother!”
“……”
Lin Xuan's anus suddenly tightened, as if a sword had slashed into his head, and his head buzzed.
He was completely lost on the path of doubting his life!
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