In the middle of the night, the stick felt uncomfortable in his stomach and woke up from his sleep.
After thinking for a while, he got up and went to the public toilet.
Nowadays, there were public toilets. No one had a toilet. At most, there was a chamber pot in the house.
With a flashlight in hand, he went to the public toilet.
She happened to see Silly Zhu coming out of the toilet and returning to the courtyard house.
"Who is so wicked to shine the flashlight on people's faces?”
Silly Zhu was very unhappy that someone had shone a flashlight in his eyes.
However, he had just done something wrong, so he did not dare to go up and 'argue' with others in case they recognized him.
After thinking for a while, Shazhu covered his face with his hands and quickly ran towards the courtyard house.
The stick was puzzled as he watched Silly Zhu slip away, but he didn't think too much about it.
It just so happened that he didn't want to bother with Silly Zhu.
Even though Silly Zhu often gave money to his family, he never thought that Silly Zhu was a good person.
On the contrary, under Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu's education, the meme also felt that Silly Zhu was a fool.
Hence, when the meme saw Silly Zhu, he was too lazy to greet her.
When he arrived at the toilet, he saw Xu Damao lying unconscious on the ground.
"What is Xu Damao doing here?" He pinched his nose.
The flashlight shone on Xu Damao's body, and the stick saw that there was a lot of feces on Xu Damao's chest.
A bold idea popped up in his mind.
Xu Damao ate sh * t?
Once this thought appeared, the meme could no longer stop.
However, looking at the unconscious Xu Damao, he felt that Xu Damao wasn't that stupid.
Thinking of Silly Zhu who had just fled, he understood.
It must have been Silly Zhu who ambushed Xu Damao and fed him feces.
However, he didn't wake Xu Damao up.
Xu Damao didn't care much about the stick in the courtyard.
Even if Xu Damao was good to him, he wouldn't be grateful.
After using the toilet, the thug walked past Xu Damao and pretended not to see him, returning to the courtyard house.
....
"Oh, so cold…"
The next morning, Xu Damao woke up from the cold.
Xu Damao shook his head and prepared to get up.
However, in the next moment, Xu Damao was stunned.
Looking at the surrounding environment, why was he sleeping in a public toilet?
He looked down again.
Good heavens, his clothes were stained with a lot of feces.
Xu Damao's face turned pale. What did he do last night?
He tried hard to recall that he had gone home after drinking with a few directors and the deputy director last night.
On the way home, she suddenly lost consciousness.
"F * ck, which bastard schemed against me?”Xu Damao could not help but curse.
Xu Damao also knew that he had been beaten.
Thinking about it, Xu Damao felt that it was very likely Silly Zhu.
After all, ever since he was young, Silly Zhu had never gotten along with him and had often bullied him.
Although he had no evidence that it was Silly Zhu who did it, he was very certain in his heart.
After thinking for a while, Xu Damao decided to get up and return to the courtyard house to settle the score with Silly Zhu.
.......
"Silly Zhu, give me two yuan."
In the courtyard, when the stick woke up, he immediately went to find Silly Zhu.
"I say, why are you asking me for money for no reason?”
Silly Zhu was eating his porridge. When he heard this, his eyes widened.
Even though he liked memes, he had to figure out why this kid wanted money.
He even asked for two pieces.
Why would a child need so much money?
It wasn't even the New Year yet, so it wasn't right to talk about red packets!
" If you don't give it to me, I'll tell Xu Damao that you made him eat sh * t in the toilet last night."”
When Silly Zhu heard this, his mouth opened wide.
"So it was you who shone the flashlight at me last night?”Silly Pillar asked.
"Are you going to give it to me or not?"
The stick meme didn't waste any words. He just wanted money.
Silly Zhu was both angry and laughing, but at the same time, he heaved a sigh of relief.
He was worried that someone would see him hitting Xu Damao last night.
After returning to the house, Silly Zhu did not sleep well the entire night.
Fortunately, it was a joke, so he didn't have to worry.
"Take it, but we've agreed that you're not allowed to spread it around.”
Silly Zhu took out two yuan from his pocket and handed it to the stick.
"Who am I? Do you think I'm a fool?" The stick scoffed at Silly Zhu's appearance.
No matter how stupid he was, he knew he couldn't say it.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be so easy to scam Silly Zhu of his money in the future.
And Silly Zhu was also happy to use this as an excuse to pay the stick.
In Silly Zhu's opinion, the reason why the meme wanted money from him was because he had a good relationship with him.
Even if the meme didn't ask Silly Zhu for money, Silly Zhu would usually put a few cents under the bed for the meme to steal.
To put it nicely, it did not hurt his pride.
To put it bluntly, he was spoiling the stick and killing it.
......
"The check-in system has been activated today. Congratulations to the host for obtaining ten Great Unity Cards, one God-level Fishing Skill Card, and one Truth Talisman.”
In the morning, Han Qiye started his daily check-in and started making breakfast.
Today's breakfast was steamed buns, fried dough sticks, and soy milk.
It had been a long time since Han Qiye had eaten steamed buns and fried dough sticks, so he missed them.
Just as he fried the youtiao until it was golden yellow and scooped it out of the pot, a commotion broke out in the courtyard.
It was Xu Damao and Silly Zhu.
"Silly Zhu, you have to make it clear to me today. Was it you who hit me last night?”
After Xu Damao returned to the courtyard house, he didn't look for Silly Zhu immediately. Instead, he went home and changed his clothes before coming.
Xu Damao himself felt that Silly Zhu had fed him shit last night.
He did not want anyone to know about this scandal.
However, no matter how well Xu Damao covered himself, he was still stained with a lot of feces and was still seen by a few aunties.
"Xu Damao, which eye of yours saw me smack you?”Silly Zhu naturally wouldn't admit it.
Moreover, he had already taken care of the only person who knew about it, so there was nothing to be afraid of.
"Then tell me, what were you doing last night?”Xu Damao was still unwilling to give up.
Xu Damao's commotion also attracted many people to watch.
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