In the courtyard, Qin Huairu returned home with a heart full of joy.
It was a good thing that the meme was kept in the school.
Qin Huairu told the joke happily.
"I'm not going to school."
When he found out that he was going to continue studying in school, he said with a cold face.
His classmates in school looked down on him and thought that he was a cripple. They didn't want to play with him.
The meme did not have any feelings for the school or his classmates.
After three months in the juvenile detention center, he was used to the days when he did not study.
Even though he still had to attend classes every day, he didn't have to go home and do his homework every day. He didn't have to be beaten by the teacher with a bamboo stick.
Speaking of which, although the days in the juvenile detention center were a little hard, the food was not as good as at home, and the teacher asked him to write a small essay every day.
However, he was actually used to that kind of life.
"You child, Mom has been running around for you. Can't you think for Mom?”
Qin Huiru's expression turned ugly when she saw that the stick refused to go to school.
"Anyway, I just don't want to go to school.”The meme was still very stubborn.
"Then what do you want to do?"
Qin Huairu's expression gradually turned cold.
"I want to go out and play every day. When I'm tired, I'll go home and eat. I don't have to do anything.”
The meme directly said what was on his mind.
When he said this, not only Qin Huairu, but even Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu were shocked.
The meme was so young, and he actually wanted to run around on the streets?
Although there were no street thugs in the courtyard house, there was one in the courtyard next door.
He had been idling around all day and did not do his proper work. He was already in his thirties and almost forty years old, but he had not even married a wife. He had become the laughing stock of the entire Nanluo Bay street.
The stick meme actually wanted to become a street punk and live such a life?
Not to mention Qin Huiru, even Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhangshi would not agree to this request.
"You maggot bastard, you have to go to school, or I'll slap you to death.”
Jia Dongxu threatened with a ferocious expression.
Not only did Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi value the stick, Jia Dongxu also valued it very much.
Even though this punk often angered him half to death.
However, Bang Geng was the only successor of the Jia family and his own son.
For the sake of the Jia family's future, Jia Dongxu wouldn't give a good look to the stick now.
With Jia Zhangshi by his side, the stick meme didn't dare to provoke Jia Dongxu's anger.
Jia Zhangshi also requested that the boy go to school.
He had no choice but to continue studying in school.
......
"The check-in system has been activated today. Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 Great Unity Cards, 10 catties of peach, and a bottle of water from the Zimu River in the Kingdom of Women.”
When he woke up, Han Qiye received another sign-in.
Han Qiye looked at the big and soft peach in his hand and took a bite. The fruit was full and juicy, and it tasted good.
If he wanted to eat peaches now, he would have to wait for another two months until midsummer arrived.
The water of the Zimu River in the Kingdom of Women, the water of the Kingdom of Women in Journey to the West.
After Tang Sanzang drank it, a grown man actually became pregnant.
Without the antidote, the child would be born within three days.
This thing was a good thing. If it was brought to the hospital, it would definitely have great research value.
For those who were infertile, it was simply a priceless treasure.
Han Qiye's mouth twitched as he looked at the bottle.
Thinking about it, there were quite a number of people in the courtyard who had lost their families. Yi Zhonghai and Xu Damao were all lost families.
They would definitely like it if he gave it to them.
However, considering that Yi Zhonghai had been fawning over him recently, he did not know how to react.
And Xu Damao, that fellow, had objected to him being the Third Master back then.
This kind of thing was better given to Xu Damao.
After Xu Damao had a child, he would definitely be grateful to her.
Lou Xiao'e also wouldn't think that Xu Damao couldn't give birth.
Han Qiye really hoped that he could get more of this so that he could benefit the world.
After breakfast, Han Qiye snuck into Xu Damao's house without anyone noticing and left the water at the door.
He rode his bicycle leisurely to work.
.......
In the morning, Xu Damao had breakfast and was ready to go to work.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw the Arctic Soda on the floor.
"Who's so stupid to not want soda?”
Looking at the unopened Arctic Ocean Soda, Xu Damao picked it up happily.
It was said that people were in high spirits when they were happy. He picked up a bottle of soda as soon as he went out. Could it be that the heavens were celebrating his return to the Public Relations Department?
Xu Damao had been demoted to the workshop for a few months. Yesterday, he had returned to the publicity department.
Xu Damao subconsciously thought that his luck had changed.
This bottle of Arctic Soda was a good bet.
"Gu gu gu…"
Xu Damao opened the bottle and drank it.
By the time they reached the street, Xu Damao had finished the bottle of soda.
Xu Damao threw the bottle in front of Silly Zhu, who was sweeping the street.
"Xu Damao, is your skin itching?”
Shazhu glared at him with anger.
"Hehe, Silly Zhu, I'm just helping you out because I pity you. Take this bottle and get a refund. You can get eight cents back. Don't forget to take it to the supply and marketing cooperative.”
Xu Damao left happily.
Now that he was back in the publicity department, Xu Damao could go to the countryside to play movies and plunder the blood and sweat of his fellow villagers. He did not care about these few cents.
Moreover, if he could use a few cents to humiliate Silly Zhu, he would be very happy.
Silly Zhu took a look at the bottle and cursed, but his body still picked it up honestly.
......
After arriving at the rolling mill, Xu Damao was busy preparing the projection equipment in the publicity department.
After not touching it for a few months, a layer of dust had been left on the equipment.
Xu Damao picked up a rag and carefully wiped the equipment.
Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. His entire forehead was covered in a layer of cold sweat. The pain was so excruciating that he wanted to die. He rolled on the ground.
In the next moment, something that left Xu Damao dumbfounded happened.
His stomach was growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After a while, she became like a pregnant woman.
Xu Damao's face turned pale.
Oh my god, what happened to him?
How did he suddenly become like this?
At this moment, Yu Haitang from the publicity department came to talk to Xu Damao about business.
Pushing open the door of the screening room, Yu Haitang saw a scene that she would never forget in her life.
"Xu Damao, are you pregnant?”
Yu Haitang looked at Xu Damao's big belly and was dumbfounded. Her scream spread far away.
Everyone in the publicity department probably heard it.
Xu Damao's expression was extremely ugly, and he simply fainted.
After a while, the head of the publicity department and some staff members rushed to the screening room.
"Section Chief, I came to talk to Xu Damao about business. When I came, I saw Xu Damao fainted with a big belly.”
Yu Haitang said in a panic.
The head of the publicity department also had a strange expression. This was the first time he had seen such a strange thing in his life.
Xu Damao's big belly didn't look like a big belly that only obese people had. It was obvious that it was a characteristic that only pregnant women had.
"Call Doctor Wang from the infirmary in the factory first.”
The head of the publicity department said.
Not long after, the doctor from the infirmary rushed to the Public Relations Department.
When he saw Xu Damao's big belly, he was also shocked.
This was really strange.
As a doctor, Doctor Wang knew that some people would have a tumor on their stomach, making their stomach look very big.
However, when he lifted Xu Damao's clothes and found that it was not a tumor, his expression was extremely interesting.
First, he woke Xu Damao up and diagnosed his illness.
"Doctor Wang, can you help me take a look? What's wrong with my stomach? I don't know what happened either. She was fine yesterday.”
After Xu Damao woke up, he said with a sad face. He wanted to cry but had no tears.
He was really f * cked up. He had suddenly become a pot-bellied woman.
Xu Damao was extremely afraid and helpless.
Could it be that she was really pregnant?
Doctor Wang examined Xu Damao for a while and said to him with a serious expression,
"According to my judgment, you should be pregnant. However, I might have made a mistake in my judgment. I suggest that you go to the First Hospital for a detailed examination.”
When Xu Damao heard that, he was scared silly.
He was a man, but he was really pregnant?
Yu Haitang and the people from the publicity department were also surprised.
A man's pregnancy was really a rare story.
"Yes, Doctor Wang, you must be mistaken. I'm a man. I can't be pregnant. I want to go to the First Hospital for a check-up.”
Hearing Doctor Wang's words, Xu Damao hurriedly defended himself.
It was like a drowning person grabbing onto his last life-saving straw.
After that, Xu Damao applied for a day off from the publicity department chief and went to the First Hospital.
The news of Xu Damao's pregnancy soon spread all over the factory.
The publicity department was a department that was good at talking.
Under their " unintentional " publicity, the news of Xu Damao's pregnancy spread like wildfire.
"Hey, have you heard? Xu Damao is pregnant?"
"Tsk, Liu Lan, you're lying without blushing or beating your heart. You believe all the rumors. Xu Damao is a man, how could he be pregnant?”
"I'm not lying. I heard that the people from the publicity department saw it and Doctor Wang from the infirmary diagnosed that she's pregnant.”
"Impossible. I still can't believe that a man like Xu Damao could get pregnant.”
"I heard that Xu Damao's stomach is like a pregnant woman who has been pregnant for ten months. She will probably give birth in a few days.”
"How do men give birth?"
"What does it matter? It's just a C-section.”
"When the time comes, let's see what Xu Damao gives birth to after a caesarian section.”
"If I really give birth to a child, I think the entire city will be shocked.
"Not just the entire city, I think the whole country will be shocked.”
"I think the whole world should be in an uproar.”
"That won't do. This isn't a good thing. If this spreads to the whole world, our country will lose face.”
"I reckon that if she really gave birth to a child, Xu Damao would be dragged to the hospital to be dissected for research. It's impossible for this matter to spread everywhere.”
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