I'm not a scumbag's ark command
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So, you're saying that I decided to walk home after work just now, and when I was crossing the road, I was taken away by a truck that ran a red light because I lowered my head to play with my phone? I asked the guy in front of me who I couldn't see clearly.

Yes, I was very calm. First of all, I judged that the space I was in right now was really strange…Yes, this seemed to be my home, but I had no memory of going home at all. My memory was just a second ago when I left work and walked out of the company's door, and this blurry salted fish head that seemed to be shrouded in a low-quality mosaic with a 10% discount was really strange…If it wasn't for the fact that this perfect existence felt too real, And if I pinched my left hand for the eleventh time, I would really suspect that I fell asleep at work again! What the hell was going on! Why did I suddenly die when I was alive?!

" To be precise, you got a yellow card for driving into the city. You had road rage but were blocked at three intersections in a row. You had a C license but drove 4.2 meters. When the light turned green, you were the one who ran the red light. You were knocked down and dragged for 200 meters before you were OVER. Therefore, I kindly deleted a part of your memory before you died.”

…So, what's going on? Are you going to take me to the netherworld? Are you the legendary bull? Head? Or Wuchang? Or something else? I asked the unknown existence in front of me.

"You can understand it that way, but to be precise, I should be a higher existence. Hmm, in your words, I should be considered... the God of Creation? Right?"

If the Mosaic Fish Head really was a god, then it would seem a little disrespectful. However, for some reason, I only had one feeling right now…this was completely unreal. Yes, completely unreal.

So, why did the God of Creation come to find me? An ordinary thirty-year-old, who had no girlfriend = age, who only cared about playing games in school, and whose EQ was probably low to the single digits, so he did not make good use of his university time to cheat girls? Is it really because I was an extremely awesome character in my previous life? Or is there a legendary mysterious power hidden in my body that can be activated to save the world and lead a life of beautiful women chasing after me?

"…No, you're just an ordinary person.”

…So, why are you looking for me? Are you really a god?

"... So I'm really a god, but I can accurately say that I'm the theocratic executive officer with the ID number 1673, number Sr712469. During the execution of the operation, I discovered your accidental death, and because it really violated the programming of the operation, I came to confirm whether you choose to be resurrected or accept the ark's command..."

…Wait, one by one? My brain can't keep up…What do you mean? So I really died, and then I can be resurrected? I can see my parents again?!

"…Yes, but aren't you curious about what the mission is?”

…I don't care what he is! I chose to revive. Although I had read countless novels about transmigration and rebirth, as a rational adult, I would rather stay and accompany my parents, even if I had to worry about how to live tomorrow…

"…Actually, you should consider it and let me finish…"

…I choose to resurrect. Alright, is there a condition? What do you want me to do? Do you want me to inherit the power of the Demon God and save the world? Or could he get the energy flashlight and turn it into a carrier of huge light to fight the little monsters that had mysteriously invaded Earth every once in a while?

"…I told you that you're just an ordinary person, the most ordinary ordinary person. I chose you because under the settings of the world, no one in this world will die voluntarily. So, it's only possible that there's a BUG in the experimental unit world due to a very small probability of a program error…"

…What? What do you mean no one will die? Although I don't pay special attention to the news statistics, at least hundreds of thousands of people die every day, right? Were these people all fake? And what exactly was that idiot?

"That's why you'd better hear me out ~ The world you live in is actually a plane world. Let's call it the surface world for now. It's executed by countless executives, ah ~ in your words, the God of Creation. Every surface world will involve countless inner worlds. Everything in the surface world is actually affected by the inner world, and the existence of the inner world is also controlled by the surface world. This is complementary. The implementation plan of the isnbn978 -7-498-05010-6 is an existence that splits the inner and outer worlds…"

………………

"…I'll explain it in a way that you can understand. It's the surface world. In other words, the world that you exist in corresponds to countless inner worlds. Every person who exists in the surface world has a corresponding counterpart in the inner world. Perhaps in the A world, perhaps in the B world…There are also some who exist in two or more inner worlds at the same time…The surface world represents the co-existence of all the living beings in the inner world…At the same time, the people in the surface world will not die. The death of all the people in the Surface World is only because the corresponding existence in the Inner World dies of accidents, illnesses, disasters, or simply aging. Only then will the existence of the Surface World begin to disappear... Do you understand?”

So? The corresponding person in my inner world died? So I hung up?

" On the contrary, according to the information in the database, it is 978-7-498-05010-6…"

Please refer to it as the ismn. I always feel that if I continue to say this, some existence may be furious and say that I am a water word.

…………

"…According to the settings of the ismn project, your inner world counterparts are still alive, but your surface world counterpart suddenly died. This can only be said to be a BUG in the program, so I came to fix it…"

…In short, what you mean is that the world we humans live in is actually another high-dimensional program software. It seems like our lives are actually a high-level script that corresponds to the execution of orders? And a small BUG suddenly appeared, so you, a programmer, came to fix the BUG?

"…You can also understand it that way."

I felt that Mosaic Fish Head God seemed to have made a gesture of spreading his hands. As an adult who had yet to lose his sanity for some reason, I didn't have the mood to pursue the meaning of life or the true meaning of freedom. Right now, I only wanted to care about one thing…

How do I revive?

" It's actually very simple," the fish-head god said." It doesn't require much to repair your health, but it will probably cause you to lose some of your memories. However, I'm more curious about the reason for the BUG, so can you..."

How much memory would he lose?

"Ah, normally it won't exceed 120 minutes. It's the time of a movie, but since the existence of God is a secret, you will definitely forget our conversation. But aren't you curious about the reason for the BUG…as long as you help…"

…Revive me, I said decisively. Although I knew that according to the development of novels, movies, games, and other cultural products, I should agree to this inexplicable god. Otherwise, the loading screen would appear and I would enter the most ordinary ending. However, I only wanted to live an ordinary life now. I wanted to go back and accompany my nagging mother and serious father. Then, I'll find a girl who likes me…Girl…Should I choose again?……Then, in the next second,

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…I'm at the entrance of the office, and my mind is blank…What was I doing just now? I looked at my phone. It seemed like I had just gotten off work. I should have punched in. Although this lousy state-owned enterprise that was about to be rectified probably wouldn't check attendance anymore, even if I left early and didn't punch in, it wouldn't be a big deal…However, after so many years of idling around, it seemed to have formed a habit…I probably spent another day at the company. Perhaps I went a little overboard yesterday when I stayed up late to check the flickering lights. Even though you told yourself that this was the last one, you would still unknowingly scroll through it again and again…It was probably 3 o'clock when I fell asleep…This thing really should be a demon that should be sealed. With this thought in mind, I walked to a crossroads. Because I had to sit in the office every day, I chose to walk to and from work. Anyway, I wasn't in a hurry. I should at least increase the amount of exercise I could do for my body that was getting fatter by the day…

When I was crossing the road, I confirmed that it was a green light. Suddenly, my phone vibrated. Just as I was about to take a look at my phone, I suddenly felt a strange feeling, so I took a few steps back…Then, a 4.2-meter-tall truck that ran a red light sped past in front of me, bringing with it a gust of wind that blew past my face. The rear of the truck seemed to have brushed past my nose…

I truly understood what it meant to be covered in cold sweat. My first thought was…that was close! Then, I planned to call the police…But seeing the truck disappear into the distance…I decided to leave the road first…After crossing the road, I stood in front of the small supermarket under the commercial and residential building at the intersection. I took out my phone and was hesitating whether to call the police or not to cause more trouble when I suddenly heard someone shouting,

"Be careful!" "Move aside!"

There seemed to be no more dangerous cars around? There were also no dangerous objects crashing into me, huh? Why do I feel like he's facing me? Suddenly, I saw a middle-aged couple looking at me and…my…head in horror? I raised my head and saw an enclosed balcony with an entire aluminum alloy frame, octagonal glass, and an entire cement floor…Such a huge thing had already smashed into me less than 30 centimeters above my nose…Eh? How can I still be in the mood to watch this?

So, you're saying that I decided to walk home after work just now, and after I passed the road, I was playing with my phone on the sixth floor of the commercial and residential building. As a result, the fish tank that was knocked down by the children on the sixth floor cracked?

I asked this self-proclaimed god whose face I couldn't see clearly. I felt like he was hiding in the fog with a low-quality mosaic, but no matter how I looked at him, I felt like he had a fish head…

" To be more precise, you were standing downstairs blocking the passageway and playing with your phone. You didn't leave early or late, but just as a child accidentally touched a fish tank, you started to move. Then, you walked directly to the bottom of the fish tank and was hit on the skull. Then, you were driven out of the neighborhood by a Land Rover. Because of the driver's angle, you were directly crushed by the head and dragged OVER. Therefore, I kindly deleted a memory of you before you died to prevent you from being too painful."

…Why do I feel like something is wrong? I looked at the Mosaic Fish Head God in front of me. I even seemed to see a large drop of sweat that looked like a 2D symbol through the mosaic and fog…

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