"Fifty-six ethnic groups, fifty-six flowers, fifty-six brothers and sisters are one family, fifty-six languages combined into one sentence ~~"
When I was tidying up my lesson plans, I suddenly heard this playing on campus. Well, he was already used to it. Or rather, the strange things that he found strange in the past were slowly being understood here, including the black-tailed beerball, Teacher Zhang who had been in a pot of oil, and so on. Therefore, even if some things that conflicted with what he knew appeared here, he would not be surprised...
Although I managed to explain and give hints to the curious girl with the help of the Goblins and the Association, I was lucky that I had some basic knowledge. Otherwise, I would have had an awkward situation where someone who didn't know anything was explaining the questions to someone else! Even if he was listening to the instructions from the other side, he still couldn't react in time!!
That's why I asked him why he wanted me to pretend to be a teacher! My knowledge reserves are already unable to keep up with the rapid changes in the IT industry, especially in an era where the speed of updates is faster than me changing socks!!
"I told you, it's just a trick! Techniques! After completing the investigation and solving the problem in this school, you can just disappear.”
So what was the association doing with the previous investigation?! Or rather, what had the association been doing up until now?!？
“?”
Don't try to cover it up with a whistle!
If I need an identity to cover up, I might as well go to the kitchen and be a chef. At least in this aspect, even if I don't have to remember, at least it's a little…Eh? Why do I feel so confident?
"Forget it. No woman will see that you still have the appetite to eat. Moreover, no matter what, a fake teacher is more relaxed than a fake chef.”
So that was a deliberate attempt to belittle my personal attack theory! At least there was a girl who took the initiative to ask questions today!! So you're actually deliberately slandering me!
"Is there really someone in this world whose thirst for knowledge is so strong that it exceeds their physiological reaction? No, that was impossible in principle!”
…I want to hit someone.
"I think this might be a big deal. I think we need to make a report and let the association hold a meeting to discuss it. Perhaps that girl is another life form other than Oath Spirit. Impressive, scumbag, your point of view really reminded me!”
…Come, woman, let's duel!
In short, after a meaningless conversation, these were put aside for the time being. Two files about the target were finally sent over.
The first one was about Qiao Ji. The content was 'Qiao Ji is both the monster of the bridge and the guardian of the bridge...' That was all.
Therefore, those guys from the association might as well check the Mythology Encyclopedia!
……
It was said that in ancient times, people were bound to die when building bridges. Therefore, there was a saying that bridges must be built to pay homage to the River God. The method of paying homage was…human sacrifice.
Well, it's probably what you think. I won't talk about the specific process. In short, in ancient times, when the bridge was completed, there would be a girl who would be made into a bridge sacrifice…The girl's physical body would be offered to the River God, and her soul would be trapped on the bridge and become a bridge girl…At least this is the information I found after searching for information on Takama-ga-hara. This thing is indeed dark and profound!
Perhaps he understood why the association's information was briefly mentioned. Speaking of which, who was the person who collected the information from the association? Could it be that he still had the heart of a young girl?
I couldn't tell how serious the fear of ghosts and gods was in ancient times, or if there really was some kind of nonsense back then…In short, this information gave me a very uncomfortable feeling. Fortunately, this custom only existed in Takama-ga-hara…and the transformation of the Oath Spirit should make them almost completely unrelated to the rumors of the original world.
"Not necessarily. Many times, even if Oath's existence itself is transformed, it will still be affected by the existence's formation. It might be in various aspects ~~"
……
However, according to Mi Nuo Niu, this Qiao Ji was even weirder than she was in a sense…So, if there were any questions, why couldn't she just ask Mi Nuo Niu and Griffin directly? The association was indeed redundant in this situation!!
After that, I successfully understood what Mi Nuo Niu had described. As expected, he still held back. As for how strange it was…
[Coordinates: X High School, Swimming Club]
"Beauty! Shall we bathe in love together tonight?"
" Aiya, don't be shy. At least we can eat something together!"
"Oh my, I'll get jealous if I mention another girl's name in front of my sister ~ I can't guarantee that I'll do anything to her ~"
…It was probably as above.
So, it was fine to have a lolicon! What's going on with another one! So the existence that was transformed from the sacrifice of the girl became a female pervert who was obsessed with girls! No wonder Kappa didn't want to stay in the swimming club!
"I don't want to hear that. You, over there, who are you calling a Lolicon?!”
Eh? Did I say what was on my mind again? Please trouble that author! Put quote marks on my words!
"I'm not as narrow-minded as that cow!! As long as it's a beauty, I'll like them all!”
…This person was hopeless.
[Coordinates: Inside the office]
"So, you're that association's Sprite Trainer?”
Hashimoto was lying on the sofa in a posture that was very unsightly for a girl. Fortunately, there was no one else around at this time…ah, please at least change out of your swimsuit!!
"And then you want me to help you? Ah, I admit that you've found the right person. I'm indeed immune to water-type existences. I only discovered this recently.”
To be more precise, it was just to ensure that there would not be any more changes. The association would promise not to restrict your freedom too much...
"Ah, I understand this kind of social language. If it's not too much, it's not too little. We didn't participate in her plan with that one because we found it troublesome. At least for us, we just want to live more freely here!”
Actually, sometimes, being unrestrained would make one feel even more uncomfortable. With someone who can be used as a scapegoat to fill the hole, it will be more relaxing to do things ~
"Ah, interesting. However, I've already decided to reject you no matter what you say next. After all, I don't want to take responsibility and I'm afraid of trouble. I always feel that joining an inexplicable organization will definitely result in me falling into a trap ~"
Therefore, if you passed the certification of the association, as long as you didn't go too far, someone would help you wipe…take care of the trouble.
Ignoring Cynthia's voice
"What are you doing on your own?!”
' Although it seemed like they were talking about different things, they were still negotiating. Well, actually, I felt very gratified. At least there was someone I could sit down and negotiate with instead of starting that tense confrontation again, even though the content of the negotiation was a little strange.
"Eh? Could it be that I can casually hook up with beautiful women, beautiful young women, and beautiful women?”
Ah, what I said was, as long as the things I did were not too excessive, I didn't mean that I didn't have a bottom line ~ At least, the awkwardness in my bones still made me feel a little disgusted with some things.
"Well, that's not interesting then ~" Hashimoto shrugged.
"Although I'm just saying it, we have to find some fun before we can make a deal. The three of us in Takama-ga-hara have the same understanding in this aspect. At least we have to find our own happiness.”
What?
"Although it feels very strange, your appearance can't be associated with beauty. However, you always gave me a sense of familiarity, which is why I've been chatting with you until now. Well, if you agree to let me play with you, it's not like I can't consider it. It's rare. This is the first time I have such feelings for a man.”
………
" Ah, you don't have to be in a hurry to answer. After all, waiting is one of my pleasures. I've always been used to waiting."
…I didn't say a word. I took out my phone and opened a photo. It was a girl with purple shoulder-length hair and glasses. She was wearing purple clothes, purple boots, purple gloves, and purple high socks. She was wearing a pair of daggers, but she had a shy expression. It was probably taken when the person who took the photo found out.
If you come to the association, you can chase after this guy.
"Deal!"
[Coordinates: Second floor corridor]
"So where did you get my photo?”Cynthia roared for the umpteenth time in the earpiece.
Theoretically, the earpiece should not be able to see the scene here and could only hear the sound here. However, after I described exactly what kind of photo I used to describe Hashime-san, I was shocked. XX's rampage began…
I should be the one complaining. I really felt a strange chill during our conversation just now. I keep feeling that the feeling between me and Oathspirit is a little too strange!
"It's rare for someone to take a fancy to you! So how confident are you in this aspect?”
Well, he just felt that the rhythm seemed to be a little chaotic? So you really can't see what's happening here, right?
"What? What did you say?"
It's nothing. I just feel that before I described the exact content of the photo to Cynthia, I felt as if the earpiece had already " seen " that photo.
Yes, although the last time I came back from that world, it was confirmed that there was indeed a problem with my communication with Cynthia for a period of time. It seemed that some existence from Chaos had mixed in some things, but this strange feeling from time to time, until recently, I still occasionally felt…How should I put it, it was a sense of unnaturalness?
What? You mean that photo? Of course, it's shared by those guys in the association. As long as you agree to let Xiao Pu help you cook, you can get a lot of information. I still have a lot of other photos here ~~~
After confirming that some of the A-to L-existences in the association would probably be unlucky today, I turned into a small room at the end of the second-floor corridor.
In order to change his train of thought, he always felt that it would not be good to pursue certain things. I let my imagination run wild as I thought about the recent events. It occurred to me that everything had two sides, just like Mi Nuo Niu who liked Luo Li and Qiao Ji who liked beautiful women. Even if I have a physique that repels human females, I might not be as disgusted as a neutral human female, right?？In an instant, I felt extremely inferior to myself who had this thought!! At the very least, a person shouldn't degenerate to such a state…
This…
This…
Let's just mark the coordinates. This is
Coordinates: Wh--(Male)
" Yes, it's the men's room. Behind the wooden board, there's a person standing. Although the lower half of her body is blocked by the partition, her face is indeed the cute one who asked me questions in the morning.~~…
"Teacher is very annoying ~ Of course I'm a boy!”
……
Well, problem solved
Although this school did not require uniforms, and although the clothes did not look out of place for both men and women, they clearly looked like that…
* Cough cough *
So…I insisted on calling this painting girl a man! A man wearing female clothes…Oh, no, that didn't seem to be the case either?
In short, I've lost all hope in this world again! Destroy! Immediately, right now!
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