Siheyuan: Fishing in the Heavens, Being Neighbors with Yu Li
49 . The Stick Stalker Staring at Xu Damao’s Chicken and Wants to Eat Bull Penises 4

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Yang Tian returned home and started to prepare the turtle. Not long after, Yu Li walked in.?

"Yang Tian, I'm here to help you with your chores!”

she said as she walked in.

There were too many people just now, so she was too embarrassed to come in.

"Let's not do the housework for now. Come, let's wash the turtle's head first. I'm going to make turtle soup!”Yang Tian smiled.?

"How do I wash this turtle?"

Yu Li didn't seem to hear the implication and asked with a puzzled expression.

She was really puzzled.

After all, this turtle had such a big shell.

"Sit down, I'll teach you.”

Yang Tian said.?

"Alright, Yang Tian, teach me!"

Yu Li smiled. Yang Tian squatted down and taught her how to clean the turtles.?

This turtle was very cunning.

Yu Li was afraid, so Yang Tian could only grab her hand…

……

At this moment.

At the Jia family's residence, the stick was looking for something in the house.

After his little bird got a little better, he was full and lustful.

He thought of turtles.

Because he had tasted an unprecedented pleasure from the turtle.

"What are you looking for?" Jia Zhangshi was puzzled.

"Grandma, what about Yang Tian's turtle?”The stick meme asked.

"The turtle has been sent back to Yang Tian!”

"He's stingy. It's fine if he wants us to compensate him, but he can't even bear to leave a turtle for our Jia family!”

Jia Zhangshi cursed.

Hearing this, the meme frowned.

Once the turtle was sent back to Yang Tian's house, he would not be able to experience the joy.

However, the turtle's bite was too painful. Even if the turtle was still in front of him, he would have to hesitate for a long time.

What should he do?

With this thought in mind, he walked out of the house and thought about finding a replacement.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up because he saw Xu Damao carrying two chickens and passing by not far away from him.

Xu Damao had a smug look on his face.

One had to know that he had just brought back two chickens some time ago.

Now that he had two more, didn't this mean that he, Xu Damao, was powerful?

As expected, everyone who saw him along the way was extremely envious.

"Damao, did you get something from the movies in the countryside?”

"Damao, I remember that you brought back two chickens last time. This time, there are two more chickens!”

"Damao, you're really happy as a projectionist. You bring back chickens and local specialties every day!”

"There's no choice. I, Xu Damao, am a good person. The villagers all love me. They won't be happy if I don't accept my gifts!”Xu Damao replied proudly.

However, he did not know that his two chickens were being targeted by the stick.

"Do you want to try the chicken?"

This thought flashed through the meme's mind.

And it didn't hurt.

……

At Yang Tian's house.

Yang Tian took out the bullwhip from the System Warehouse.?

"Hey, Yang Tian, what's this? Can it be eaten? Why is it so big?"

Yu Li asked with a puzzled expression.

As he spoke.

She even took it from Yang Tian's hands.

Then, he looked left and right and started playing with it.

Seeing her like this, Yang Tian could not help but smile." Yu Li, this is a bull's penis. It's used to stew soft-shelled turtles.?”

Bull penis?

Yu Li was shocked, and her pretty face instantly turned as red as a ripe apple.

"This is a great tonic. Hurry up and wash it.”

Yang Tian said.

Yu Li was helpless.

She could only use her slender hands to wash the bullwhip.

However, he was too embarrassed to stare at it this time.

It's as good as Li washing.

Yang Tian put it into the pot and stewed it with the turtle.?

Not long after, the stewed turtle with ox penis was ready.

Once the lid was opened, the unique fragrance filled the entire room.

At the same time, the system's voice sounded.

"Master, because you made turtle soup, you've been rewarded with three catties of longans!”

"Not bad, there's even a reward for stewing a turtle!”

Yang Tian smiled.?

"Yu Li, come, it's time to eat the stewed turtle soup with ox penis!”

Yang Tian said to Yu Li with a smile after he placed the soup on the table.?

"I'm not eating this!"

Yu Li said with a flushed face when she thought of the bull's penis.

"This is a great tonic. It would be a waste not to eat it.”

"You can eat it yourself…I'm leaving…"

Yu Li was too embarrassed to follow Yang Tian and eat the bull's penis.

With that, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Don't worry. Come, take some milk candy back.”Yang Tian said.?

As he spoke, he grabbed a few White Rabbit Creamy Candies for Yu Li. At the same time, he reminded her," Remember to keep them for yourself. Don't give them all to them!”

"Got it!"

Hearing Yang Tian's words, Yu Li was delighted.?

She took the candy and put it in her pocket before walking out.

Yang Tian, on the other hand, began to eat heartily.?

The system's bull penis was obviously more delicious than the bull penis he ate in his previous life.

It looked very soft, but it was very chewy, just like QQ candy.

What a great tonic! Yang Tian praised in his heart.

In her previous life, if she ate like this, she might have a nosebleed the next day.

Yang Tian was not worried about that now.?

After all, his genes had changed.

As he ate, Yang Tian took out a bottle of soda from the System Warehouse and drank it.?

This was the reward for the previous mission, but it did not exist in this era.

If others saw this, they would definitely be dumbfounded.

Yang Tian was enjoying his meal, but the birds in the courtyard were not.

They could smell the fragrance coming from Yang Tian's room.?

"What is Yang Tian stewing?" Jia Zhangshi asked in puzzlement.

"It should be stewed turtle soup!" Jia Dongxu said.

Although he was disabled, he was still a knowledgeable person. He had drunk turtle soup before.

However, compared to the turtle soup he had drunk before, Yang Tian's taste was even stronger.

When she heard that it was turtle stew with a stick in it, Jia Zhangshi's face darkened and she cursed Yang Tian immediately.?

……

"Yang Tian's stewed a lot today. It looks like it's turtle soup!”

An elder and an auntie said.

"This black-hearted Yang Tian will die one day!”Yi Zhonghai immediately cursed.

How could he not hate Yang Tian for humiliating him??

"This Yang Tian stews turtle soup. He'll commit a crime in the factory sooner or later!”Second Uncle also cursed.

At Third Uncle's house, a group of people were beaming with joy.

Because Yu Li was at Yang Tian's house.

When Yang Tian was happy, he might ask Yu Li to bring the turtle back.

At that time, they would be in luck.

Of course, they only guessed that it was turtle, but they couldn't guarantee that it was turtle soup.

Just as they were feeling happy, Yu Li suddenly returned.

To their disappointment, Yu Li only had some White Rabbit Creamy Candies.

Although the White Rabbit Creamy Candy was not bad, it was still a lot worse than the soft-shelled turtle.

"Yu Li, what did Yang Tian stew? It smells so good.”

Yan Jiecheng asked unwillingly.

"Then Yang Tian will use ox penis to stew turtle." Yu Li said.

Bull penis!

Hearing this, Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng were instantly motivated.

This was a man's motivation!

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