Li Shi Min laughed so hard that his teeth almost fell out.
Awesome!
Awesome!
Awesome!
This group of people had been singing the opposite tune since he ascended the throne. In any case, they would stick their heads in no matter what. It was uncomfortable if they did not go against him, but he could not do anything to them every time.
But now, listening to this group of pleasant concertos, his mood was indescribably beautiful.
Zhangsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and Du Ruhui were also grinning from ear to ear.
Hahaha…
Serves him right!
He really deserved it!
Did he really think that he could kill the imperial court with a few tricks? He could kill His Majesty? Can it make us unable to recover?
Want to eat my ass!
We have the King of Wei protecting our country.
What thousand-year-old aristocratic family? What are they? A bunch of shameless old foxes. What bullsh * t heritage? What bullsh * t aristocratic family? They can't even compete with the private savings of the King of Wei. Really, they're not interesting at all.
Trash!
Trash!
Trash!
Zhangsun Wuji and the others were about to laugh to death. They were going crazy.
He laughed without restraint, without any restraint.
"Right!"
Suddenly, Li Shi Min slapped his head.""Quick, quick, quick. Prepare another set of clothes for Lord Pei and cover him later.”
"Aiya! Lord Pei, can you still hold on? There wouldn't be any more yellow and white things, right?”
"I…I…Ugh…I can smell it from here.”
Li Shi Min's voice was completely open.
This voice spread throughout the entire square.
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Cheng Yaojin, and the others couldn't control themselves when they heard this.
"Hahaha…"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Pei Ji was going crazy.
He was really going crazy.
He even felt that he couldn't feel the board on his body anymore.
His face, eyes, ears, and body were all red. Sweat dripped down his face.
He had lived for almost sixty years. Since he was young, when had he ever suffered such grievances?
When did he suffer?
Nothing!
Never!
It had never happened before!
Embarrassing, embarrassing. He could still feel that sticky and wet feeling. Numb, numb, completely numb.
It had even flowed down his thigh.
He was so scared that his pants were ***!!!
If this were to spread, how could he face the world? How could he become the leader of the officials of the aristocratic families?
Damn Li Shi Min!
Damn Li Shi Min!
At this moment, if Li Shi Min was in front of him, Pei Ji would have bitten him and skinned him alive.
But now was not the time!
He knew he couldn't do it.
He could only bury his head in his arms in shame and endure the humiliation!!!
Pa!
Pa!
Pa!
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All the civil and military officials received 30 strokes of the board. The sound of the board had unknowingly become unified. Every time it fell, the entire city could hear it!
"Your Majesty…Your Majesty…Please spare me, please spare me. I was wrong, I was wrong.”
"Your Majesty…Your Majesty…I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore!”
" Aiya, Your Majesty... Your Majesty... I was wrong, I was wrong... Ah... Ah..."
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In the square, wails of grief rang out.
Li Shi Min felt his head go up when he heard these voices.
But suddenly, the voice stopped.
Thirty strokes of the cane. It was over.
All the officials in the square raised their heads and looked at Li Shiming, clenching their fists tightly as they listened to Li Shiming's next move.
"Sigh…"
"That's it?"
Li Shi Min sighed.
All the princes:
Damn it, what do you mean it's over? Thirty strokes of the stick, was that still light? They felt like they were going to die here.
Especially some of the older officials. At this time, they could only vent their anger.
"Your Majesty, the thirty strokes of the cane have ended.”
Li Junxian said.
Li Shimin waved his hand." If that's the case, then... withdraw from the court."”
"Beloved ministers, I will have the Golden Guards carry you out later. At that time, let your families come to the Imperial City to pick you up.”
"Oh right, also, these books can be placed directly at the entrance of the Imperial City and sold on the streets. Each book costs five coins!”
"Hahaha…"
Li Shi Min laughed and left with his hands behind his back.
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
"Thank you for your kindness, Lord."
"Your Majesty…Your Majesty is merciful. Thank you, Your Majesty.”
“··········”
The officials used their weak voices to express their final gratitude.
Zhangsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and Du Ruhui exchanged glances before walking down slowly with smiles on their faces.
" My lords, look at this... Sigh..."
"We were also unable to plead for leniency in front of His Majesty. We are truly sorry.”
As Fang Xuanling passed by, he paused and cupped his fists.
"Yes, yes. However, His Majesty is already very merciful by reducing his beheading to thirty strokes of the cane. It will be difficult to exempt him from punishment.”
"Sirs, we still have to thank Lord Wei Zheng for this.”
Du Ruhui smiled.
"Aiya, what are you talking about? If His Majesty is wrong, I will stop him. Who asked this to be the job of the Imperial Censor?”
"If everyone wants to thank someone, thank His Majesty for listening to his advice.”
Wei Zheng said sincerely.
The princes looked at Zhangsun Wuji and the others, their mouths twitching and their eyebrows trembling.
This group of demons who ate people without spitting out bones.
No one spoke.
However, Zhangsun Wuji and the others weren't embarrassed. They talked as they walked. However, when they passed by Pei Ji, they covered their noses with their hands and quickened their pace.
Pei Ji:
The mentality that he had just adjusted instantly collapsed again.
This time, he was really embarrassed.
If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have said anything.
Motherf * cker!
Why did he have to show off?
The Golden Guards walked over. The two of them carried one of the officials to the Vermilion Bird Gate.
However, when it was Pei Ji's turn, he used a small cart alone. No one was willing to carry him.
Pei Ji was speechless.
He had really broken through his defense.
His eyes were about to bleed.
He almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Motherf * cker!
What the hell!
Don't tell me I don't even have the right to be promoted?
She wanted to cry but had no tears.
But what else could Pei Ji say at this time? She covered her face and was sent outside in shame.
At this moment, there were still quite a number of commoners outside the square.
They all surrounded the sweet potato fence and stared at the growth of the sweet potatoes with excitement and anticipation.
This was an auspicious sign for the Great Tang!
It was absolutely auspicious!
Every citizen of Chang 'an, every citizen of the world, was looking forward to seeing the sweet potatoes grow as soon as possible!
Thirty catties per mu!
If this was true, their lives would change drastically in the future.
Everyone understood that the sweet potato was secondary to the change of the country and the world. Even the change of the Emperor was secondary.
Most importantly, they were the real beneficiary.
The commoners were the first to enjoy the benefits of the auspicious omen.
Was it okay if he didn't care?
However, there seemed to be other programs today.
The commoners were discussing sweet potatoes in high spirits when they suddenly realized that the Imperial City's gates had opened. However, they did not pay too much attention to it.
Everyone knew that the morning court session had ended.
It was normal.
It was like this every day.
However, when the first official was carried out and placed at the door, everything changed.
The commoners 'eyes were like they were staring at the rarest wild animal. They were pointing at it, not knowing what to do and were in a daze.
"What's going on? Why did this lord come out in such a special way?”
"I don't know. Moreover, looking at this lord's flushed face, baring his teeth, and his hand covering his buttocks, he should be getting a beating.”
"Beating? My goodness…What's wrong with His Majesty today? It was rare to receive such an honor in the morning court.”
"Who says so? Hahaha…It seems that being an official is not easy.”
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The surrounding commoners laughed and discussed.
However, it was not too shocking. After all, it was normal to be beaten one by one in the morning court. Although it was not common, it would happen from time to time.
There were also those storytellers who liked to tell such stories from time to time.
However, when the second official was carried out, the people's gazes changed.
He became even more excited and curious.
"Hey, hey, hey…Look, two of them, two of them together.”
"His Majesty is angry today. It's definitely because of the imperial examinations. He's venting his anger on us and giving us the people an explanation.”
"That's right, that's definitely the case. It seems that the lack of books has a huge impact.”
“··········”
The commoners felt better.
They were really furious about yesterday's incident.
It wasn't easy to give the people hope, but in the end, there were no books. This was clearly a whore who wanted to build a memorial archway.
He gave her hope, but this hope was invisible.
Sigh…
However, when the commoners saw the third one, their eyeballs almost fell out.
Three ministers were beaten up like this?
This time, before he could say anything, the fourth…the fifth…the sixth…
The gate of the Imperial City was like a magic trick.
One after another, they were all laid out in front of the Vermilion Bird Gate of the Imperial City.
Hiss…
This…
In an instant, the commoners here were all messed up.
The commoners who came and went on Vermilion Bird Street also gathered.
What was going on?
What happened?
All the officials in the court had been beaten up.
They saw Pei Ji, Xiao Yu, and Wang Gui.
They saw existences that they had once dreamed of but could not reach.
But now, they were all lying in front of the door, gasping for breath. Beads of sweat rolled down their foreheads crazily.
In an instant, the commoners exploded.
"What's going on? This... This... Did His Majesty beat up all the officials?”
"Oh my god, oh my god, His Majesty is too arrogant!!!”
"What's wrong? What happened? Even a Duke like Lord Pei was beaten up? What is Your Majesty doing?"
"I don't know. Who knows what's going on?!! His Majesty must be crazy to beat up so many ministers…"
“··········”
To be honest, the commoners were all stunned.
All of them were at a loss.
They looked at the officials lying on the ground in confusion.
More and more commoners gathered, and in an instant, it was filled with people.
He had no choice. He had never even heard of such a scene before, let alone seen it.
There was a lot of discussion.
They pointed at him.
He couldn't believe it.
At this moment, many horse grooms who were waiting for their master realized that something was wrong. They rushed in, found their master, and helped him into the carriage.
Those officials could no longer care about the pain in their buttocks.
He rushed into his carriage and hurriedly ordered them to flee.
Some of them saw that their own carriages had not arrived, so they randomly found an official's carriage and jumped into it.
Flee!
Fleeing crazily!
This time, it was really embarrassing.
However, when Pei Ji's horse groom came over, he saw his master hurriedly go up to him. However, when he smelled the strange smell in the air, he subconsciously took two steps back.
Immediately, Pei Ji's face turned green.
"Dammit!"
"What are you waiting for?"
"Hurry up! Go home! Leave this place!"
Pei Ji roared.
Only then did the coachman react and quickly helped Pei Ji into the carriage. However, perhaps because Pei Ji had been lying down for too long, the moment he stood up, his entire official robe was soaked in yellow and white, and it had changed color.
Moreover, that smell spread out in an instant.
Coincidentally, another gust of wind blew at this time.
"Ugh…"
"Motherf * cker, who pooped their pants! Aiya…"
"It's…it's Lord Pei!!! Look, it's Lord Pei!"
"It can't be, it can't be, Lord Pei was beaten out…sh * t?”
"This…"
The commoners covered their noses as their gazes landed on Pei Ji.
Pei Ji flew into a rage out of humiliation. His face was flushed red as he plunged into the carriage and never came out again.
This time, the entire place exploded.
At this moment, the gates of the Imperial City opened once again, and Zhangsun Wuji and the others walked out.
Behind him, Li Junxian led the Golden Guards in carrying out rows and stacks of books.
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