Siheyuan: Take control of the overall situation. Don’t mess with me!
11 Holy Pirate of the Siheyuan made his move, and the show began.

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Lard egg noodles?

Hearing Jia Zhang-shi's words.

The stick meme immediately recalled the smell of death that enveloped the courtyard this morning.

He drooled and nodded his head like a chick pecking at rice.

"Lard egg noodles! Grandma, I want to eat pork egg noodles!"

She looked at her precious grandson who was shouting anxiously.

Jia Zhangshi hurriedly made a shushing gesture and then pointed to the Zhang family next door.

" My dear grandson, that heartless little girl next door had such a good breakfast. There must be eggs, white flour, and maybe other good things at home…"

"Go and get some secretly. Grandma will keep an eye out for you…Let's have a good meal too!”

Steal?

The meme looked next door.

"Good!"

Without thinking, he slipped out.

He had elders like Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu, as well as an idiot who was biased towards him.

This little ingrate had long been raised into a cripple.

He was still a child!

What was wrong with taking something from the courtyard house?

Even if he was caught, it was not a big deal!

The stalker sneaked to Zhang Fan's door.

Just as she was about to push the door open and enter, she realized that there were two big locks on Zhang Fan's kitchen door.

"Humph! And locked the door?"

A mere lock could stop a God Thief like him?

What a joke!

The stick looked around and picked up a brick from the ground.

He smashed the door open.

He looked around again and slipped in.

Zhang Fan's kitchen was very big. He was a foodie in his previous life.

After transmigrating to this place, he had spent a lot of effort to make this kitchen the most convenient for him to use.

After the stick came in, he turned the stove upside down.

However, Zhang Fan had cleaned it up very cleanly. There was no food left at all.

He was so angry that he messed up the oil pot and vinegar pot on the stove.

However, he quickly shifted his gaze to the cupboard at the side.

When he opened it, his eyes lit up!

There was a large plate of golden and fragrant pig fat residue and a large bowl of solidified pig fat.

There were also five or six eggs lying quietly in the basket.

Without any hesitation.

The stick grabbed a large handful of pig fat residue and stuffed it into his mouth before starting to eat heartily.

The grease from the corner of his mouth kept flowing out.

"Delicious! Delicious!"

Like a mad dog, he finished half a plate of pig fat in one breath.

Only then did the stick reluctantly wipe his greasy hands on his clothes.

He took out the plate of pork fat, the remaining oil residue, and the basket containing the eggs from the cupboard!

"Pa da!"

It was also because this fellow had a guilty conscience.

When she was taking things, she was not careful and a large pile of dishes was knocked over to the ground.

This fellow was so scared that he didn't dare to stay here any longer.

Before he left, he did not forget to take a bag of white flour hidden behind the cabinet.

"My good grandson! You're really capable! You brought back so many good things!"

When the boy returned home, Jia Zhangshi was so excited that she gave her precious grandson a big kiss.

" This damned ingrate hid so many good things. He didn't even send some to our family. Serves his parents right…"

After stealing from others, Jia Zhang-shi did not forget to spit out a mouthful of shit.

In her opinion, all the good things in the world should be given to her family to enjoy.

As for the lives of other families, it was none of her business!

Jia Zhangshi and her grandson were secretly cooking noodles and eggs.

Zhang Fan also carried his sister back to the courtyard house.

He was carrying a large bag of mushrooms and a fat hen.

He bought it from the market.

It was indeed worth celebrating that he had successfully passed the exam.

Besides, he and Little Nuannuan were still growing, so they had to keep up with their nutrition!

"Aiyo, Zhang Fan, you're back too?”

When she reached the entrance of the courtyard house, she bumped into the third uncle, Yan Bugui, who had just gotten off work.

She saw the old hen and dried mushrooms in Zhang Fan's hands.

His eyes immediately widened.

"Good heavens, such a fat hen! You bought it?"

As the most calculative person in the entire courtyard house, Third Uncle instantly estimated the price of these things.

Without three or four yuan, it definitely wouldn't be able to go down!

"Hello, Third Uncle!"

Zhang Fan smiled and nodded at Third Uncle.

If one had to pick out one of the three masters, Zhang Fan was still acceptable.

That was the Third Uncle in front of him.

First, Third Master lived in the front yard while he lived in the middle yard. They usually did not interfere with each other.

Moreover, although Third Master was good at scheming, he was extremely stingy.

However, that was because their family had a large population.

He had no choice but to make sure that he lived a careful life.

In Zhang Fan's opinion, he was like a vampire, harming the Jia family of the courtyard house all day long.

No matter how difficult their lives were, no matter how stingy they were, they rarely reached out to outsiders!

It was understandable.

Speaking of which, this Third Master was once the teacher of Zhang Fan's predecessor.

In the future, Little Nuannuan would still have to go to school.

Perhaps he would need to use this person.

There was no need for their relationship to be so tense.

A gentleman should be cautious!

Zhang Fan was on guard against the beasts in this courtyard house.

However, he had never planned to become the thorn in the side of the courtyard, the mortal enemy of the entire courtyard!

"There have been too many things at home recently, and my sister has been a little shocked, so I thought of making something delicious for her to nourish herself…"

Zhang Fan explained with a smile.

Hearing this, Third Uncle nodded.

He naturally knew about the changes that had happened to the Zhang family.

He couldn't help but nod with emotion.

"Sigh…the weather is unpredictable. I'm sorry for your loss."

Although Third Uncle said that, his eyes were fixed on the fat chicken and mushrooms in Zhang Fan's hands.

Seeing this scene, how could Zhang Fan not know what this guy was thinking?

He thought about it and casually said.

"Third Master, something happened to our family these past two days…If you don't mind the bad luck, why don't you come to my place for a visit…"

Zhang Fan was just being polite. After all, his parents had just passed away.

Most people would avoid it.

Who would have thought that this Third Uncle did not care at all.

"Xiaofan, what are you saying? If you have such a heart, why would I care about those things!”

Third Uncle waved his hand.

"I have nothing to do anyway, so I'll go to your house…Do you know how to deal with this hen? I can also give you some pointers…"

How could bad luck be more tempting than a hen?

Zhang Fan found it a little funny when he saw the other party taking advantage of the situation.

However, he was too lazy to say anything.

As the two of them spoke, they went to the backyard.

Just as Third Uncle was about to help open the door.

Zhang Fan's expression changed abruptly, and he reached out to stop him.

"Third Master, wait a minute. Something's wrong!”

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