"Success!"
Cheng Fei Fei shouted loudly, and a "puff" sound immediately sounded from his butt. A farts accompanied by a stench directly shattered the wine steel.
"F * ck, your fart is too smelly.”Chen Xiaonian quickly covered his nose with his hand.
Unexpectedly, the Empress Dowager was addicted to praising him. She said,"Little Fei Fei is so handsome when she farts.”
I'm f * cking convinced!
The empress dowager must have relied on her rainbow fart to get to her position!
Chen Xiaonian felt a chill in his heart. For some reason, he felt that Cheng Fei and the Empress Dowager were a perfect match.
"Empress Dowager, we can't stay here for long. Let's leave first.”Chen Xiaonian didn't want to stay with these two for another second. He was already a dog, but he didn't expect these two to be real dogs.
"Xiao Niannian, you're great too. Let's go back now and see if I can cripple these two imposters.”The empress dowager said as she walked out of the door.
At this moment, footsteps suddenly sounded from the room next door.
"Shh." Chen Xiaonian quickly put his index finger in front of his mouth, signaling the Empress Dowager to be quiet.
"Is the poison ready?"
"Sir, everything is ready."
When Chen Xiaonian heard their conversation, he immediately recognized that the so-called master was the fake Radish Ball.
"Tonight's assassination of the Great Ming Emperor must succeed, failure is not allowed!”
"Understood, sir."
"After the assassination is successful, when the pursuers arrive, you will bring up the rear for the prince.”
F * ck, Prince?
You must be joking!
Chen Xiaonian was surprised. The prince that Radish Ball spoke of could only be the fake Princess Li Xiu.
She was actually a woman dressed as a man?
Chen Xiaonian couldn't bear to look at the scene where the Emperor removed Li Xiu's veil and found out that it was a burly man who wanted to fence with him.
"Why don't we kill Wu Wan first?”
Cheng Fei Fei's eyes flashed with a cold light. He had always been a vengeful person, and he felt disgusted by overnight grudges.
"Sure." Chen Xiaonian nodded in agreement. He glanced at the Bone Melting Powder on the table and said,"We can scatter the Bone Melting Powder on the door and trick that Wuwan into coming in. We can kill him with the Bone Melting Powder.”
After Cheng Fei heard this, he revealed a wretched smile and looked at Chen Xiaonian."Xiao Niannian, you and I are thinking the same thing. It seems like we have the potential to be brothers.”
"Go to hell!"
When Chen Xiaonian saw Cheng Fei's wretched gaze, he thought of the scene where he fantasized about the emperor and the fake Li Xiu fencing. He was worried that Cheng Fei might want to fence with him.
yue！
F * ck Little Feifei!
Chen Xiaonian pursed his lips and carefully sprinkled the Bone Melting Powder on the door beam, afraid that it would accidentally get on his body.
"Little Fei Fei, go seduce him."
Cheng Fei smiled and shouted in a strange tone,"Help! The Empress Dowager has been kidnapped!”
The imposter, who was in the next room, was shocked."This kid has been poisoned by the Ten Fragrance Bone Strengthening Powder, how can he still be so energetic?”
The imposter, Wu Wan, was worried that if he continued to shout, it would attract the attention of people with ulterior motives, so he quickly rushed to the house.
Bang!
The fake Wu Wan angrily pushed open the door, and all the Bone Melting Powder on the door beam was poured onto his body.
In an instant, the toxicity of the Bone Melting Powder exploded. The fake Wu Wan screamed repeatedly, and white smoke rose from his body. In the blink of an eye, only clothes were left on the ground, and not a single powder was left on the corpse.
"F * ck, this Bone Melting Powder is so poisonous!”
Chen Xiaonian was shocked when he saw the fake Black Pill turn into Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill in the blink of an eye. He quickly put away the Bone Melting Powder on the table, thinking that it might be useful in the future.
"After taking care of the fake Wu Wan, I'm going to save the emperor now.”
......
Yingtian Palace.
Squeak.
The Great Ming Emperor, Zhu Houzhao, rubbed his hands and squinted his eyes as he gently pushed open the door to Princess Li Xiu's bath.
"Princess Li Xiu, zhen is here."
Zhu Houzhao's heart was surging, his face flushed red. He had long coveted the astonishingly beautiful Princess Li Xiu.
After entering the room, what appeared in front of Zhu Houzhao was a thin curtain. Through the curtain, he could vaguely see Princess Li Xiu's small hand sliding down her thigh all the way to her toes. Her tender white skin was especially alluring.
The blue lamp is dark and the window is blown. The sound of running water is heard at night.
The sound of Princess Li Xiu's fingertips dripping into the bath made Zhu Houzhao's heart itch. He immediately wanted to barge into the bath.
Crash!
Zhu Houzhao had just approached the curtain when a splash of water suddenly appeared, accompanied by a few rose petals. Zhu Houzhao was so frightened that he retreated continuously.
Before Zhu Houzhao could react, a foot poked out from behind the curtain.
Pa!
Her jade-like foot tapped on Zhu Houzhao's chest, and a huge force came over, knocking Zhu Houzhao to the ground.
Zhu Houzhao, who had fallen to the ground, was shocked and shouted,""Who are you?"
The person in the bath stretched out his hand again and grabbed Zhu Houzhao's chest, lifting him up.""Aren't I Li Xiu?"
The deep baritone voice of "Li Xiu" in the bath made Zhu Houzhao feel as if he had eaten sh * t. He immediately said angrily,"Presumptuous! What did you do to Princess Li Xiu?"
"You're really pitiful." Princess " Lixiu " smiled." You've been treating me like a fool for so long. You can't even tell if I'm a man or a woman."”
"Stupid ruler, do you want to fence?"
"F * ck your grandpa!"
When Zhu Houzhao thought that the Princess Li Xiu that he had been thinking about for the past few days was actually a burly man who dug his feet, he shouted repeatedly.
"Help! Save the Emperor!"
......
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