A Cheating Woman Is Like A Bowl That Has Been Filled With Poop
The spirit ape sighed.
"Just as Master Ye said."
"The cultivation of demons is heaven-defying among heaven-defying.”
"You killing me is a calamity in my life.”
"I can't get through the tribulation, but I want to take revenge on you. It's no different from flipping the table after losing a game of cards.”
"Now."
"Since you are willing to use your death to atone for your sins,"
"It means that you have sincerely repented."
"Since that's the case, I don't have to kill you!”
"Dong dong dong…"
After hearing these words.
Fan Zhenghai knelt on the ground and kowtowed, crying bitterly."Thank you, thank you…"
Seeing such a result.
Ye Xuan was very gratified by the reconciliation between the two sides.
at the same time
Ye Xuan thought.
The reason why the Nine Era Spirit Ape had done such a good deed previously was because…
It was because he had a thought in his heart that doing good was equivalent to becoming an immortal. He had a very strong sense of utilitariousness.
However, this immortal thing.
The most taboo thing was utilitarianness.
Now.
The Nine Virtuous Spirit Ape could ignore utility.
He magnanimously let Fan Zhenghai's father and wife go.
This was true kindness, and he might become a demon immortal in the future.
After the reconciliation.
Fan Zhenghai thanked him profusely.
He pushed his wife, Ah Ling, out of Ye Xuan's fortune-telling shop.
The afterglow of the setting sun.
The light shone on the two of them.
It plated their bodies with a layer of gold.
It seemed that the two of them were neither rich nor healthy, but it was very similar to love.
……
……
time flies
Three days later, at night.
Ye Xuan counted with his fingers.
From the heavens.
He had found a suitable carrier for the Spirit Ape's reincarnation.
Then…
Ye Xuan brought the Spirit Ape along.
He walked out of the fortune-telling shop.
As soon as she left the house, she bumped into an acquaintance.
This acquaintance was Bai Zhenzhen, who had been pacing outside the door but could not enter.
At this moment, Bai Zhenzhen was dressed exquisitely and flirtatiously. The moment she saw Ye Xuan come out, she pounced on him and knelt on the ground to beg,"
"Grandmaster Ye."
"Please help me."
"Twain still loves me. He's still wearing the belt I gave him. He's so sad for me that he vomited blood.”
"I love Twain. Twain loves me."
"Please help me and let me be with Twain.”
"For him, I'm willing to give up everything!”
Ye Xuan glanced at Bai Zhenzhen with pity and said calmly,""Bai Zhenzhen, do you know what a woman who betrays a man means to a man?”
"What…what is it?"
Bai Zhenzhen's face was pale, and her eyes were evasive.
Ye Xuan used an analogy without hesitation." People eat with bowls, but women who have slept with other men are like bowls that people use to eat."”
"After you broke up, you changed five or six boyfriends.”
"In Twain's eyes, it's like a bowl that has been filled with the shit of five or six people.”
"Now, do you think it's possible for Twain to continue carrying a bowl that has been filled with the shit of five or six people?”
Bai Zhenzhen's face was ashen at first, but then she gritted her teeth and said,
"Maybe. My love for Twain is incomparably hot. I can even eat a bowl of shit, let alone a bowl that has been filled with shit!”
Hearing this, Ye Xuan sneered and swept his gaze around.
Outside Ye Xuan's fortune-telling shop.
There were many internet celebrities who were riding on the popularity.
Ye Xuan's gaze swept across and saw an internet celebrity who was pretending to be a beggar. Beside him was a dog and a bowl.
Ye Xuan walked over without saying anything.
He patted the dog's abdomen with his right hand.
In the next moment.
Gou 'zi felt his stomach churning.
The volcano erupted in an instant, and Olly directly jumped out, right into the beggar's bowl.
A few seconds later.
A full bowl of Olly.
This scene almost disgusted the surrounding internet celebrities to death.
Ye Xuan pointed at the bowl full of Olly and said to Bai Zhenzhen,"
"Come on, eat as many bowls as you've done with your five boyfriends.”
"After you finish eating, I'll help you and let you be with Twain!”
"Ugh…"
Bai Zhenzhen walked to the bowl and covered her mouth in disgust.
Seeing this.
Ye Xuan sneered." See that? Even you feel disgusted!"”
After saying that, Ye Xuan gave the beggar a hundred yuan to buy a bowl before turning around and leaving.
……
Not long after.
Ye Xuan appeared at the entrance of a pet hospital.
After a while, a middle-aged man in tattered clothes walked out of the pet shop in a daze.
This middle-aged man.
In his arms was a half-foot-tall monkey.
This little monkey had long stopped breathing.
Ye Xuan looked at the middle-aged man." Chen Zaisheng, sell me this monkey's corpse."”
"You…How do you know my name?”
When the middle-aged man heard Ye Xuan call his name, his eyes widened and he cried out in shock.
Ye Xuan smiled."
"Not only do I know your name is Chen Zaisheng.”
"I also know that your ancestors have been monkey people for generations.”
"However, people in this era don't watch monkey shows much anymore. Your days are getting harder and harder.”
"The monkey in your arms is your last little monkey.”
"The little monkey is sick. You don't have money to look at it, so you can only watch it die.”
" 10,000 dollars. Sell the body to me!"
"Or, I can use a Fortune Talisman to exchange for it!”
……
Finally!
Ye Xuan used 10,000 yuan.
He bought a little monkey.
After returning to his residence.
Ye Xuan recited the 'Supreme Scripture of Salvation' to the monkey's corpse.
After that.
Ye Xuan summoned the spirit ape's remnant soul and said indifferently,"
"I'm about to reincarnate you into a new body. What else do you have to say?”
"Before reincarnating, I want to test Master Ye's abilities."”
"How?" Ye Xuan asked.
"If Grandmaster Ye can tell me my origins, I'll agree to reincarnate!"”
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