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10 Selling coffins with modern marketing methods

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Xiao Biluo was a little stunned when she saw the people in the chat group who were talking about flirting. If she guessed correctly, these people should be Bone King from King of the Undead.

The lowly demon king in " Goodnight in Helcrown."

The fat thief Rudy from Reincarnation Without a Job

The spider in 'So What if I Reincarnate as a Spider'.

Lugar from " The Strongest Assassin: Reincarnation ".

At present, Bone King and Demon King should be the strongest existences among them. The remaining few had yet to mature...

Just as Xiao Biluo was deep in thought, a voice came from outside the door.

"Xiao Biluo, let's go!"

Xiao Biluo pushed open the door and saw that it was Walnut.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Biluo asked.

"You're now a guest of our Rebirth Hall! Of course, it's to go out with me to do business!”

Xiao Biluo frowned.

"Business? What business? Did someone die?"

"Hehe…of course not. We're going out to do some publicity and sales today so that everyone can understand us better! Alright, alright, let's go!"

Walnut grabbed Xiao Biluo's hand and ran outside.

Xiao Biluo had no choice but to follow behind.

"Sir, it's inevitable for you to take risks when you go out to do business. Do you want to reserve a coffin in advance? Who knows, it might come in handy one day! Now that the Rebirth Hall is holding an event, the second stele is half price!”

Walnut stopped a fat merchant and went up to him to promote his products. He was so enthusiastic that the merchant found it difficult to resist.

"Uh…thank you for your kindness, but I don't need it!”

The merchant was speechless at Walnut's enthusiastic service. He just wanted to leave.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be anxious. If you don't need it, you can order one for your friends or family. The quality of the coffin in the Rebirth Hall is famous!”

When Walnut saw that the merchant was about to leave, he immediately ran in front of him and stopped him. He actively promoted the business. Walnut had been promoting the business with Xiao Biluo for the whole afternoon, but they had not opened yet. They could not continue like this.

"I've already said that I don't need it! Don't block the way here!"

The merchant's expression was also ugly. If it wasn't for his good upbringing and being cursed like this, if it were anyone else, they would have rushed up and beaten him up.

"Wuuu…"

Seeing that Hu Tao was still unwilling to give up, Xiao Biluo immediately ran behind him and covered her mouth.

He looked at the merchant and smiled.

"Sorry, Walnut is still young and doesn't understand many things. However, she really doesn't have any ill intentions.”

The moment the fat merchant saw Xiao Biluo, his face was full of smiles. As the saying goes, one should not slap a smiling face. Moreover, this was a handsome guy, and he just happened to like this.

"It's fine, it's fine. Isn't it just a coffin? The meaning of being promoted and getting rich was quite good. I'll buy it. Give me two sips! This is the deposit!"

The merchant took out a large bag of Moriah from his sleeve and stuffed it into Xiao Biluo's hand.

Walnut immediately struggled free from Xiao Biluo's restraint. He looked at the fat merchant in front of him and said,""Hehe, Sir, don't worry. I don't dare to say anything else, but in terms of coffins, our Rebirth Hall is definitely the best!”

The merchant didn't pay attention to Walnut. Instead, he looked at Xiao Biluo with a smile.

"Sir, I see that you have an extraordinary bearing. I wonder if you would do me the honor of having a meal with me tonight? You can choose the Glazed Tile Pavilion and the Crescent Moon Pavilion.”

Xiao Biluo forced a smile.

"Sorry, I still have work to do tonight. Maybe next time!”

The merchant sighed. That was really a pity! Then next time, Sir must come! Oh, right, may I ask your name?"

"Okay…okay, my name is Xiao Biluo.”

Xiao Biluo smiled stiffly and left with Walnut.

Xiao Biluo looked at the slightly trembling Hu Tao and felt helpless. She gave him a slap.

"You're still laughing!"

"Hahahaha…I can't help it, I really can't! Xiao Biluo, you are quite popular. May I ask your name? How old are you? Are you married?"

Walnut couldn't hold it in anymore. He clutched his stomach and squatted on the ground, laughing.

"If you keep laughing, I won't sell it with you!”

"Hey, hey, hey, don't, don't laugh, don't laugh.”

Xiao Biluo looked at Walnut, who was trying to hold back his laughter, and sighed helplessly. It was a mistake to be too good-looking!

"You should change your method. Who sells coffins on the street?! Wasn't he cursing her to die? Be careful, or the Thousand Rock Army will arrest you!”

"I didn't do anything wrong. Why did the Thousand Rock Army capture me? "Yin and Yang are orderly, fate is unpredictable, and death is unpredictable, but it also has its rules. Only by understanding and respecting it can one understand the value of life. I only want them to understand life and death correctly, I didn't curse them!”

Walnut retorted seriously. In her opinion, only by facing death rationally could one understand the preciousness of life, so the coffin would be used sooner or later. Wouldn't it be easier to prepare it in advance?

Moreover, he even gave the other party a discount. The second bite was half price! Shouldn't they be grateful to him?

Why did they come to the Thousand Rock Army to capture him?

"I said you're stupid, but you're really stupid! Any normal person would not consider these things. Coffins are a symbol of death and are inauspicious. What do you think people will think if you sell coffins on the streets?”

Xiao Biluo flicked Walnut's forehead. This girl had been with coffins since she was young, so she didn't think much of it. However, she always ignored the common sense of ordinary people and almost caused a big mess.

"Watch carefully, I'll show you once!”

Xiao Biluo held onto Walnut's hand and walked to Three Bowls of Bugang. She found a seat and ordered a pot of tea.

It was almost evening, and it was also the time for everyone to relax.

After a while, many people came to sit down one after another. They ordered a pot of tea and some pastries and chatted.

"Hey, have you heard? Recently, the surrounding treasure thieves seemed to be a little rampant. Not only were they searching for all kinds of ruins, but they were also killing and robbing!”

"That's right. Although the Thousand Rock Army has increased their patrols, there might still be accidents!”

Xiao Biluo showed a confident smile to Hu Tao and interjected,"Have you heard about this? As far as I know, there have been many caravans that have been killed recently. Even ordinary passersby have been killed!”

The man next to him smiled and looked at Xiao Biluo,""That's right. I've been looking for her all day long, and I don't even dare to leave Liyue.”

"Yeah!" Moreover, it was said that some of those who were killed were not even buried. They were eaten by wild beasts on the roadside and ended up dead without a burial place. It was really tragic!”

"Exactly!"

"Let me tell you, I'm just a barefoot merchant. I often need to go to various places to buy and sell goods. I've lived my entire life, but after I die, I don't even have a place to bury my body.”

Xiao Biluo said," But as far as I know, many businessmen have booked coffins for their workers in the Rebirth Hall in advance. At least they can have a place to rest after they die.”

"Oh, really? That's not bad. I'll go and book one later. At least I can't let my corpse be exposed in the wilderness!”

"Yes, you're right. I plan to order one too. Why don't we go together? I heard that the Rebirth Hall has a discount recently.”

"That's great!"

"It's settled then! It just so happens that I'm going to the Light Strategy Manor to stock up, so I'm worried about it…"

Xiao Biluo gave Walnut a look, and Walnut immediately understood. He walked forward to introduce himself and began to discuss matters with these people…

It didn't take long for them to close the deal!

Xiao Biluo did the same thing and closed a few more deals.

Ladies and gentlemen, the humble author is here to thank you! Sob, sob, sob.

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