Peng Peng had already fallen asleep on the table with chopsticks in her hands. He was murmuring something, and his voice was blurry.
Teacher He went back to the house and covered Peng Peng with a blanket. Chen Chichi and Teacher Huang chatted about interesting things. The three of them drank wine and ate. They were very satisfied. The more the three of them drank, the more energetic they became and the more excited they became.
"Teacher Huang, let me tell you. Last year, Brother Chao and I went to Japan for a vacation. We had fun together for a few days, but we never had a party or drank too much. On the last day before he left Japan, Brother Chao coaxed his wife and children to sleep and came to my room. It was already past eleven o'clock by then, and the two of us had finished the red wine in the hotel.”Thinking of Brother Chao's appearance at that time, Chen Chichi held back his laughter and continued to talk.
"After drinking, we left the hotel and walked a few streets. We found a convenience store and bought several types of whiskey and some peanuts. Brother Chao also bought him a bucket of instant noodles. Back to my room." Chen Chichi imitated the way Brother Chao ate instant noodles back then and said,""Brother Chao was eating instant noodles, slurping them. Instant noodles are good, this is good. After eating the instant noodles, the two of us finished the whiskey. Brother Chao was already so drunk that he was shaking, and he even pulled me to drink.”
"We walked another two streets and bought a few bottles of red wine. The two of us drank by the park in Japan until six in the morning. In the end, Brother Chao lay on a rock in the park until morning.”
Teacher Huang was eating her food as she listened to Chen Chichi's story in high spirits.
"Brother Chao's flight is at nine in the morning, so I'm feeling better. My flight is in the afternoon, so I can sleep for a while at noon. She heard from Brother Chao's wife, Sister Li, that Brother Chao held her shoulder that morning and kept shouting that he was so sad that he was about to die. In the end, Brother Chao vomited and pooped at the airport for the entire morning.”
After Chen Chichi finished speaking, Teacher Huang and Teacher He burst into laughter.
...
"There's still Brother Chao's scenes."
"Brother Chao, that's enough. You still have to drink so much on the plane in the morning.”
"It's too vivid. Brother Chao is too funny.”
"Brother Chao is a henpecked husband. He doesn't usually have the chance to drink, right?”
"Have you been poisoned by the Buddha Jumps Over The Wall?”
...
After chatting for a while, it was already one o'clock in the evening. Teacher He first helped Peng Peng back to the house to rest. Peng Peng even asked in a daze if it was dawn.
Teacher Huang stood up and said to the camera in high spirits,"After eating the Buddha Jumps Over The Wall Soup, I have a strong feeling in my body and can't vent it. I'll go chop some firewood."
Chen Chichi looked at Teacher Huang from the pavilion and said,""You can't eat Buddha Jumps Over The Wall easily. It's too nutritious. After eating, there was probably nothing else to pass the time, so he could only chop firewood to vent.”
Teacher Huang chopped a few pieces of firewood with an axe. Chen Chichi found it interesting and wanted to give it a try.
Teacher Huang placed the firewood for Chen Chichi. Chen Chichi raised his axe and aimed."That's right, isn't it? Let's go ~"
The firewood was undamaged, and the axe cut into the firewood."This won't do. Let's try again."
Teacher Huang once again helped Chen Chichi put down a thicker firewood."If you miss this time ~"
"No problem. I'll do it." He raised his axe and gestured a few times. "This trajectory is very accurate."
"Pa!"
The handle of the axe smashed into the firewood. Ms. Huang was amused." Chichi, you're just like Jialing when she's chopping firewood." The handle of the axe was used to perfection, but it could not split the firewood.”
Chen Chichi laughed at himself and said,"Am I a very tragic person?"”
Teacher Huang took a Western saw and said,"Come, Chichi, try this."
"Teacher Huang, you're a little too cowardly, aren't you?" Chen Chichi said in disdain.”
The saw blade of a western-style hand saw was thin and had dense teeth. It was easy to get caught when saw-cutting wood, and the saw blade was easy to break. The two of them tried it, and it was not as good as they had imagined.
Chen Chichi took the Chinese saw beside him and handed it to Teacher Huang.""Teacher Huang, imagine yourself as Lu Ban. Let's try again." Chen Chichi helped Teacher Huang fix the firewood. Soon, they had sawed a thick piece of wood.
"How is it? Our things are still useful, right?”
"Our ancestor is still smart. The Chinese style is good and doesn't take much effort.”Teacher Huang said sincerely.
Mr. He stared at the two people who were tormenting him. Mr. He felt that chopping firewood was quite simple and not as difficult as he thought. He rolled up his sleeves and walked over."Let me try. Is chopping firewood that difficult?”
When Teacher Huang saw that Teacher He wanted to give it a try, she was very happy to set up a very thin firewood for Teacher He. She smiled at Chen Chichi and said,"Chichi, Teacher He wants to chop firewood.”
"I've seen Little Xuan and Peng Peng chop firewood. It's not that difficult. Chichi should be acting!”Mr. He was not convinced. He held the axe at the front and did not raise it high. He only touched the firewood a little."Let's continue like this. Let's go ~"
It accurately hit the firewood, but with only a little strength, the axe only left a mark on the firewood.
"Hahahahaha, Teacher He, you said it wouldn't be difficult. You look quite confident.”Chen Chichi laughed out loud.
"Forget it, forget it. I don't have any talent. I'll give up.”Teacher He said in despair.
Chen Chichi took the axe.”
Teacher Huang specially picked a weirdly-shaped piece of firewood. There was a fork in the middle of the firewood, as if it had a long nose. She placed it properly for Chen Chichi.
Chen Chichi couldn't help but laugh at the firewood's appearance."Teacher Huang, your firewood looks extremely evil. I can't, I can't." Chen Chichi handed the axe to Teacher Huang.""Teacher Huang, you do it."
Teacher Huang took the axe and hacked at the firewood. The axe was stuck in the firewood and could not be pulled out or hacked down.
Chen Chichi laughed as he hugged his stomach and squatted on the ground. "Hahahaha, Teacher Huang, you can't do it either. This firewood is too evil.”
"Come, Chichi, use that hammer to smash it down.”Teacher Huang put the firewood with the axe on the firewood block again and pointed to the hammer at the side as she spoke to Chen Chichi.
The sound of metal clanging could be heard in the courtyard. It was only a few hits, but it had no effect at all.
"Our Mushroom Hut is crazy. Not only is it chopping firewood at two in the middle of the night, but there's also a blacksmith project. Dear audience? You've learned something, haven't you?" Mr. He looked at the two people who were playing crazily in the courtyard and said speechlessly to the camera. "Children, don't stay up late. Those who go to work tomorrow should go to bed quickly. Our mushroom house is going crazy tonight. I don't know when the live broadcast will end.”
"Teacher Huang, this won't do. " How about this…" Chen Chichi placed the firewood on the ground, stepped on it, and pulled out the axe. He placed the firewood back in place and placed a small axe on top of it. "Use a long-handled axe to smash this small axe.”
Teacher Huang did as she was told. As expected, the hatchet was slowly smashed in, and the firewood was split open.
"How is it? This method is much better, right?”Chen Chichi said proudly.
The three of them didn't go to bed until late at night, and the entire mushroom house slowly quieted down.
...
"This is definitely the legendary feeling of having nothing better to do.”
"I think these two are a little drunk.”
"Do you want a bunch of lunatics to be unable to sleep at night?”
"Chen Chichi. You're definitely a tyrant.”
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