Witty Words, Shen Fei Has Gone Crazy
Yang Shi was shocked.
She only had one thought on her mind, and that was to run!!
Run as far as you can.
But what made her vomit blood was that hundreds of fans behind her surrounded her so tightly that not even water could seep through.
This time, she exploded.
The reporters, who had nowhere to go, could only look at Shen Fei with a smile.
However…
Before she could take back the microphone.
Shen Fei's voice sounded again.
"If there are too many people competing for the national football position.”
"It would be great if I could settle for the next best thing. After all, from the beginning to the end, I only had five lines.”
Shen Fei said.
The Sheep Vision reporter frowned.
She was curious.
"Five lines?" Those five lines?"
When she finished asking, she subconsciously realized that something was wrong.
He was someone who wanted to escape.
Why are you asking him questions again?
Wasn't this giving the other party another chance to speak?
Therefore, after she finished speaking, she could not help but want to slap herself.
He was just bringing up a sore spot.
Now, he was simply shooting himself in the foot.
After she asked.
The thousands of fans who had formed a circle could not help but ask.
"Bro, what about those five lines?"
"Hahaha, I keep feeling that these five lines are not good lines.”
"Big brother, hurry up and tell me. I'm about to die from anxiety.”
"Watching Big Brother's interview is like watching crosstalk. No, crosstalk isn't as good as his.”
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The bustling fans kept urging Shen Fei.
They were like ants on a hot pan, burning with anxiety.
Seeing this, Shen Fei did not hide anything.
He immediately answered.
" First sentence: There's not much time left for the national football team."
" The second sentence: The national football team's advancement is only theoretically possible."
" The third sentence: Although we lost, we saw progress and hope."
"Fourth sentence: The national football team underestimated the enemy!!!”
"The fifth sentence: Good shot, solo, oh my, the ball flew!!!!”
.......
After saying the five lines that could be heard in almost every national football game.
The audience burst into laughter.
All of them laughed out loud, not caring that their image was being captured by the camera.
...........
Obviously, football commentary was not as simple as Shen Fei said.
In the ninety minutes of the game, the commentator had to make an evaluation of the situation almost every minute and second. He also had to quickly introduce which player had the ball at his feet.
And why were the audience laughing so hard?
The reason was simple.
Because as long as it was a national football match.
It didn't matter if the commentator was exaggerating or not.
The final result of the competition.
These five sentences could perfectly summarize the entire process of the competition.
"Time is running out!"
"In theory, they can still advance.”
"Even though we lost, we still saw progress.”
"Sigh, I underestimated the enemy."
"Good shot, solo, oh my, the ball flew away"
These five sentences.
It could be said that it was the line that every fan did not want to hear the most, but also heard the most.
However…
This time, after they heard these five familiar lines, they were shocked.
Not only were they not worried, but they were all smiling happily.
The way everyone looked at Shen Fei had completely changed.
Countless people gave him a thumbs up and praised him while laughing.
........
At this moment.
Some quick-witted fans knew very well that the reporters wanted to run away.
Even if the other party did not run away, he would definitely not dare to ask questions.
Therefore…
These quick-witted fans quickly came in front of Shen Fei.
Immediately after, the reporters turned into reporters and asked.
"Big brother, your words hit the nail on the head. It looks like you know a lot about football.”
"So, brother, I would like to take the liberty to ask, what do you think? Can the national football team advance and win the game?”
When the passers-by fans and spectators asked.
Everyone stopped laughing.
All of them quietly watched Shen Fei, all of them wanting to know what classic quote this brother was going to say.
On the other hand, Yang Shi was a reporter.
When she saw the passersby asking, she could not help but heave a sigh of relief.
If the passerby asked, then no matter what Shen Fei answered, it had nothing to do with her.
After all, he was only the photographer, not the one who wanted to cause trouble.
Therefore, he had no choice.
After heaving a sigh of relief, the reporter could not help but look at Shen Fei.
She also wanted to know how Shen Fei would answer such a question.
Let's talk about Shen Fei.
After facing a passerby who asked this question.
He did not even think about it.
Shen Fei answered.
"It's actually very simple for the national football team to win.”
As soon as he finished speaking.
Everyone held their breath and waited for Shen Fei's answer.
Of course, they did not believe that Shen Fei was serious.
It was obvious that he was laying the foundation.
Just like that.
With a strong sense of anticipation.
Everyone stared at Shen Fei, waiting for his next sentence.
Shen Fei also said in an unexpected manner.
"The way to win the national football team is simple."
"The turf is neither soft nor hard."
"The weather is neither hot nor cold."
"The light isn't too strong or too dark."
"The atmosphere of the fans is warm."
"If you draw a good draw, the referee will help and the goalpost will save you.”
.......
Hearing Shen Fei's reply up to this point.
The surrounding fans were a little disappointed.
It wasn't that Shen Fei said it badly.
It was just that this answer was obviously less sarcastic than the previous one.
Anyone who had watched a football match would know.
After the national football team lost the game, they often asked for public relations to clean up the ground.
It was either the turf, the weather, or the lighting.
He even said that the audience was too depressed, causing them to be in no mood.
There were all sorts of reasons.
Shen Fei's reply was also a mockery of the other party.
However, it was still the same sentence.
Compared to the previous answers, this time's answer was not as stunning as before.
However, just as everyone was feeling a little disappointed.
Shen Fei's last sentence made the audience laugh like crazy.
He said slowly.
"Of course, the most important condition is that the opponent doesn't have a goalkeeper!!!”
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