"This is your cousin?"
" How is this possible?!"
"Why don't you look alike at all?!”
"That's right, one is fat, one is thin, one is ugly, one is handsome…The difference is too great.”
"You must be lying! I don't believe it!"
"I don't believe it either!"
After Liu Mo appeared.
The bullet comments in PDD's live broadcast room never stopped.
There were almost all voices of doubt.
Regarding this.
Pdd was also slightly embarrassed.
Hence, he explained.
"Alright, he's actually my…distant cousin.”
“……”
"So it's a distant cousin, then I can understand.”
"Indeed, if they're distant relatives, their blood ties will become very thin. It's normal for them to look different.”
“ 1”
“……”
"Haha, Teacher Piao, look, there's a bullet comment saying that you look like the demon Bo Gang, and that your cousin looks like an immortal from the nine heavens…These words are too funny! Hahahahaha ~"
At this moment, an inappropriate laugh suddenly came from Takada.
Pdd turned to look at him.
Then, he got up and took off his headphones. He said to the bullet screen,
"I'm going to take care of something."
After saying that.
He went straight to Takata and directly "punished" him!
"Funny? I made you laugh? Continue laughing-"
"No, no, no. Teacher Piao, I was wrong. Please show mercy!”
"Ah---"
“……”
Takada's screams echoed in the villa.
The fans burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, the Takata dog got beaten up again.”
"Teacher Piao is indeed a pigskin bully!”
"I'm dying of laughter! Takada is courting death!"
“……”
……
After dealing with Takada.
Pdd returned to his seat.
He continued the previous topic.
"Is my cousin Liu Mo very handsome?" I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Fans:
"There's really no way to refute this. Her looks were given to her by her parents.”
"So his name is Liu Mo. Hehe, this lady will remember him.”
"He's so handsome. Teacher Piao, do you have any other motives for introducing him?”
Pdd nodded.
"That's right."
"My cousin is still single…"
"Ahem."
"Cousin, that's not the point." Liu Mo interrupted.”
"Oh, right, my cousin has already signed a contract with the Little Elephant Guild. He's currently a new streamer. If you like him, you can go and support him.”
Pdd said with a smile.
Bullet comments:
"Cousin became a streamer?"
"What's the room number?"
"I have to support him!"
"However, male and female streamers are different. If you're just good-looking and don't have any talent, you won't be able to do it in the long run.”
“ 1”
The fickle netizens were right.
Pdd also coughed.
He looked at Liu Mo guiltily and asked,
"Do you have any talent? Do you want to perform on the spot?”
He was just asking casually.
He didn't dare to make any guarantees.
However, Liu Mo immediately nodded and said,
"I can sing!"
"Singing?"
Pdd was surprised.
Other than him, his manager, Lion Lion, and his pet, Takada, were also stunned.
He didn't expect his cousin to be so secretive.
"Singing is good. I like listening to songs.”
the lion said expectantly.
Fans:
"D * mn, the stunner (the stunner is a lion) is also here!”
"Why not?"
"Lion, Lion, Rich Woman, please take me in. I'm a little puppy.”
"Hey, stop dreaming. That's my wife.”
……
"Why don't we sing one?"
Pdd said.
"Alright, today I will show off my singing voice.”
Liu Mo was no longer humble.
Of course, he had the capital to not be humble.
Ding, the unreliable God of Songs skill activated…
Searching for songs that fit the requirements in the system's music library…
[Ding! A suitable song has been found: adapted song," Brother, you've gained weight."]
Host, do you wish to choose?
Information popped up in his mind.
Liu Mo thought for a moment and felt that it was just right.
He chose this song.
In an instant.
The lyrics, tones, and singing techniques of " Brother, You've Greasted Fat " were all in Liu Mo's mind.
At this moment, he possessed absolute strength.
"Let's begin."
PDD was still looking forward to Liu Mo's talent show.
As he drank the water, he was ready to enjoy Liu Mo's song.
However…
The first line of the lyrics that Liu Mo sang made him spit out.
"Brother, you've gained weight.”
"The truth of being fat can't be covered even if you shrink your belly and lift your belly.”
"Pfff ~"
Just as he finished singing this sentence.
Pdd spat out the mouthful of water he had just drunk.
He fell off his chair.
The expression on his face was a little doubtful of life.
Because he had never heard such a ridiculous song in his life!
Someone actually sang to himself,"Brother, you've gained weight…"
This…
Wasn't it obvious that he was telling the truth?
At the same time.
The live broadcast room was also in an uproar.
"F * ck! This song was amazing! I'm dying of laughter!"
"Brother, you've gotten fatter, you've gotten fatter…isn't this a classic song written for Teacher Piao?”
"Hahahahaha, my gums almost fell off from laughing. Cousin is too talented!”
"(Covering his face), Teacher Piao actually fell off his chair when he heard this song. It's over 300 pounds…I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing!”
"This song is awesome! Cousin is a talent!"
"Although I suspect that cousin did it on purpose, there is no evidence. Moreover, I even think that cousin sang very well!!”
"Agreed!"
“……”
Liu Mo's "Brother, You've Greasted Fat" was just the beginning.
It caused a huge reaction.
The effects of the live broadcast room were immediately maximized.
The popularity of PDD's live broadcast also soared at this moment.
From 5 million to 7 million…
The number of VIPs had also reached 60,000…
However, Liu Mo did not pay any attention to this.
He continued to sing.
"Brother, you've changed. You've become heavy.”
"If you step on that electronic scale with one foot, you can break it.”
"Brother, your beer belly is getting rounder.”
"When you took that bus, everyone thought you were pregnant.”
"Brother, you said to eat less every day.”
"I just want to practice the mermaid line."
"I just want to go to the gym."
"But brother, you have changed."
"I've become lazy."
"I won't do those weight loss jobs anymore.”
"Brother, you're like a balloon that's blown up.”
"I'm really worried that one day your stomach will explode."
"Brother, give me a hug and tell me the truth.”
"Tell me about the changes in your appetite and weight over the past few days.”
"Brother, give me a hug. Eat less if you're hungry.”
"Eating too much every day is also very taxing on the body.”
Liu Mo's voice seemed to have a magical power. Even after he finished singing, everyone was still immersed in it.
Especially Pdd himself, he seemed to be completely stunned.
He looked at Liu Mo in disbelief.
There was an expression of wanting to cry and also wanting to laugh on his face. He was very conflicted.
The lion couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Takada was already laughing so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.
Online, the fans could not remain calm at this moment.
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