Driving a Tank with Your Left Hand and Katyusha with Your Right Hand, You Are the Most Standard Confucian!!!
(It's the fourth update, and it's still being updated in the wee hours of the morning.)
Today's fourth update was a chapter of more than 3,000 words!）
Everyone present was once again defeated by this shocking statement!
Bing Bing was confused.
The hand holding the phone was trembling…
Driving a tank,
firing Katyusha
This was a scholarly project?
...........
"Grandpa, I beg you, stop fooling around!"
"Please give me some face."
At this moment, Kong Ruzi leaned closer to Kong Qianqiu and whispered,"
"If this matter gets out,
Not only was I punished by the family, but even you, First Grandfather, could not escape the blame!”
"This is a live broadcast!"
"Grandpa, be careful with your words and actions!"
"Your influence is too great!"
.............
Kong Qianqiu smiled.
Family or whatever,
What did it have to do with him?
What did they say?
What was the use!
"Confucius said,"
"A gentleman knows the six arts."
"This is the standard of a Confucian gentleman.
Virtuous grandson, do you know what these six arts are?”
Kong Ruzi nodded, as if to say it to others,
He said in a clear voice,
"The Six Arts of a Gentleman:
It refers to etiquette, music, archery, driving, calligraphy and mathematics.”
.............
Kong Ruzi looked at the veteran and said to Isabawa,
"Madam, please help me translate the meaning of the six arts.”
"Translate it,"
"Tell him what the Confucian Sect is."
"Translate, translate,"
"Let him know what the Six Arts are.”
It meant,
Now you know the cultural gap, right?
You know that you don't meet the standards, right?
Kong Qianqiu continued,
"Isn't this just right?"
"The Six Arts of a Gentleman. These are the standards of a disciple of a Saint."
"Among the Six Arts,
Shooting, namely: "white arrow,""ginseng,""Shan note,""Xiangchi,""well instrument."”
"These five shots,
They were all worthy of superb archery skills!
"Among them, there is a connection,
It referred to rapid shooting with a bow and arrow.
Xiang Chi,
He's referring to a high throw and long shot!"
"In modern times,
Keep up with the times
Wasn't that referring to the anti-aircraft guns? Wasn't that referring to the rocket launchers?？”
"He knows how to use rocket launchers. Doesn't that fit the criteria?？”
Kong Ruzi was stunned!
Everyone was stunned!
Still...
This explanation?
"There's more!"
Before everyone could recover from their shock,
Kong Qianqiu continued.
"This old man!"
"You can even drive a tank!"
"This!"
"That's even more in line with the standards of our Confucian Sect's Six Arts of Gentlemen!”
Drive a tank?
You know how to drive a tank? What does that have to do with the Confucian Sect?？
Not to mention that others were stunned,
Even the veteran was a little stunned.
He heard Isabawa translate the voice.
He was stunned!
He instinctively said what he was best at.
But he also had a slight understanding of the scholarly faction.
He knew that his side might not meet the standards.
Unexpectedly,
Surprisingly suitable?
Was he a natural-born scholarly disciple?
.............
"How can driving a tank have nothing to do with the Confucian Sect!？”
Kong Qianqiu was incomparably calm.
He despised them for being ignorant and strange!
"Riding of the Six Arts of a Gentleman!"
" What is it?!"
"Many people think that Yu is riding a horse, but it's not!”
"Many people are wrong. How can the Headmaster be so shallow and simple?”
"Yu, it's worth driving a chariot!"
"Three war bulls, a war chariot of the fourth rank warhorse.
In a place that was qualified to be called-
Imperial!"
"Back then, Sage Kong drove a chariot with one hand.
One-handed bow shooting eagle
He could even free up one hand to swing his broadsword!”
" What do you think?!"
"This royal,
In ancient times, it was the strongest heavy ground combat weapon!”
"That's why,
This chariot was the most powerful surface chariot in ancient times.
Wasn't it the same as a tank in modern times?？”
"This old man!"
"Master Katyusha, master tank!”
"One shot, one ride!"
"You have passed two of the Six Arts of a Gentleman!"
"Doesn't this fit the standards of our Confucian Sect?？”
"Therefore, it's reasonable for me to accept him as my disciple!”
Kong Qianqiu patted the veteran's shoulder.
"Congratulations!"
"You fit the criteria of our Confucian Sect's disciples very well!”
" Left hand to drive a tank, right hand to Katyusha."
"You are the most standard of Confucian disciples!”
..............
Everyone:
@ mouth @
Kong Ruzi: ____
Bing Bing: O__O
.........
F * ck!
F * ck!
F * ck!
What the f * ck!
Driving a tank,
Shooting rockets!
Is a gentleman proficient in the six arts?
Was this the Dao of Righteousness?
Was this the Lunyu?
"Hahahaha!"
“666666~！”
"Crazy, crazy!"
"This is awesome!"
"What a good Lunyu, what a good gentleman who knows the six arts!”
"Slap the table and laugh maniacally! Kong Ruzi's expression was too funny! I'm numb from shock!"
"Hahaha, brothers, it's done. Hurry up and write it down!”
"This is the latest explanation of Lunyu.”
..........
The live broadcast room was flooded with bullet comments.
Kong Qianqiu didn't know.
He had too many elements today.
Not only did he raise doubts about traditional Confucianism in the live broadcast room,
And the Katyusha song I played
There was also the interpretation of the passing of time, day and night.
Every element,
They were all continuing to ferment and explode on the Internet!
On Weibo!
#Kong Qianqiu #
#The way #
#Swirl #
#The latest statement #
#The passing of time, day and night, was that what he meant?#
#It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together #
#Shocked! Kong Qianqiu, the son of the Confucianists, was playing Katyusha at the Australian Games. Kong Qianqiu was able to get along well, so he would really do it if there was anything!#
...........
All kinds of topics were already at the top of the list!
Above the battle notes,
Kong Qianqiu held his Confucian crown with one hand and played a video with the other.
BGM is Katyusha and March,
In the background, the bear girl and the eagle-sauce girl were beating each other up.
This video from Mother Yang's official media account.
After Station Head Jia Houwei signed the contract, they vigorously promoted:
The number of views directly exceeded 200 million!
More than a million likes!
It was forwarded over 50,000 times.
There were over ten thousand comments!
Mother Yang's official media force,
The major media outlets below were still pushing the news like crazy?
All the major media outlets followed suit!
It directly swept through all the battle notes!
It directly became the most popular video of the day!
"This year's DJs must score 100 points!”
"When Katyusha sounds, grab whatever is around you and swing the stool!”
" Sixth Princess: The children have grown up.”
"It's said that the German people have never won this song's BGM!”
"What a good Lunyu, what a good Katyusha.
What a good march!"
...........
Meanwhile, in the Little Break Station,
Katyusha was not the most popular.
It was the veteran from Su Xiong!
The image of the veteran acknowledging Kong Qianqiu as his master
There was also a new explanation for the Six Arts of a Gentleman.
This caused the old ladies in the small broken station to once again follow the trend and create a second creation craze!
" New glory rises in the rabbit!"
"Welcome to Glory's veterans!"》
"Fanma Kojiro's Disciple Recruitment Standard!"》
"The standard of the gate: open the tank, play Katyusha!" Did you meet the standard today?"
"The Dimension Wall has been broken through! Spring and Autumn United Battle, Su Xiong, a veteran tank and rocket fighter, had actually taken on the Confucian Sect as his master! Culture to the whole world!"
The Headmaster held a Katyusha in his hand and stepped on a tank. Playing with rockets? Brothers?"
........
Little Po stood on top,
The old women photoshopped Kong Qianqiu's image of Fan Ma Yong Jiro.
Then, there was a scene of a veteran soldier learning from this muscular scholar!
And the old lady is even more talented,
He photoshopped the teacher's photo onto the tank and the rocket car, and even showed his signature smile!
The number of likes increased crazily.
The popularity of this meme…
It couldn't be stopped at all!
He was even more popular than Teacher Ma and Brother Chicken back then!
This wave!
The traffic was so good!
At this moment!
Kong Qianqiu's system, which had been silent for a long time, finally rang with a pleasant notification!
"Ding!"
"System Notification!"
"Your compatibility with the teacher,
And the influence of the Dao!"
" Greatly improved!!"
"The new rewards and lottery draw will be released soon!”
Finally!
Kong Qianqiu was delighted!
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