Brother Wu was dumbfounded. He felt that something was wrong.
"Mom, what do you mean?" Brother Wu shook his head. Mrs. Landis, what do you mean? I don't understand!"
"Don't you understand what I mean? Are you pretending to be ignorant?”Mrs. Landis said unhappily,"I've been there before. Three men I've dated have already died. How can I not understand what you were thinking when you were young?"”
"But I really don't understand!”Brother Wu shook his head.
"You brat, you're still pretending! Actually, I've thought it through. Didn't you do everything these past few days to attract my attention? Mrs. Landis lowered her head shyly."Will you get my love?"
This sentence could be called the strongest greasy critical hit in history!
Brother Wu was so sick of it that he felt nauseous!
He shook his head fiercely. I didn't! Don't spout nonsense!"
"Hehe, you brat, you're still pretending? You were so brave and shameless before, but now you're pretending to be pure!”Mrs. Landis looked as if she had seen through him.
"I really didn't. There's a misunderstanding!" Brother Wu said with a desire to live.”
Mrs. Landis ignored him and lowered her head shyly."Actually…when I first saw you, I was already a little interested in you because you look very much like my husband who died many years ago!”
Brother Wu was speechless.
This motherf * cker…
Why did it feel like a curse!
"But considering the age difference between us, it's not suitable for us to be together, so I gave up on this idea!”Mrs. Landis sighed.
Brother Wu nodded repeatedly." It's good that it's extinguished. One shouldn't have fantasies!"”
"But…" Mrs. Landis raised her head bravely.”
"F * ck!"
Mrs. Landis walked over bravely. That day, you actually dared to call me baby in front of so many people! That day, you were in CEO Lin's office and couldn't wait to treat me like that…Do you know how touched I was?”
Brother Wu,[F * ck me!]
"At that time, I thought that it was worth it to marry such a bold and sweet-talking man who coveted me at any time and wanted me!”Mrs. Landis was shy again.
"Ugh ~~"
"Mrs. Landis, listen to me. This is all a misunderstanding. It's all a coincidence…" Brother Wu said anxiously.
"The so-called coincidences are all coincidences that you have planned for a long time!”Mrs. Landis snorted." Lil Wu, don't call me mom anymore. I'm only 30 years older than you. Just call me sister!"”
"F * ck!"
"There's a saying…"
Mrs. Landis fell into deep thought. Female 30…"
Brother Wu was expressionless.”
"Little Wu, you're right!" Mrs. Landis couldn't stop smiling." Sister Liu, although I don't have a Wanguan family fortune, I have a son. He's especially filial. He'll definitely be filial to you!"”
"F * ck!"
"Besides, I'll be able to receive my pension in a few years!" Mrs. Landis thought about the future. Let's live a good life, take care of our children and grandchildren, and enjoy the happiness of family! If he had the time, he would go square dancing. What a beautiful day!”
"F * ck, f * ck, f * ck…"
"However, when you go square dancing, you better keep the snacks for me. Don't seduce other old ladies. The old man won't let you off!”
"Pfft!"
An old lady in her twenties, even if I have the heart…
tmd！
How could I have such thoughts?
He touched his chest!
He felt that today was too heart-wrenching. How did he encounter such a thing?
He was a fresh and delicious young hunk in his 20s, but he was actually being relied on by an old woman in her 50s!
He felt that he couldn't just wait for death!
"Mrs. Landis…" He felt that he could still struggle a little.
"You still call her Mrs. Landis? Call me sister!"
“……”
"Or you can call me Baby!”
“……”
"I'll just call you Sister Liu!" "Sister Liu, it's really not suitable for us to be together!" Brother Wu said anxiously. Even if you agree, your son will not agree!”
"No, I agree!"
A voice came from afar.
He turned around and saw a 1.9-meter-tall man about 30 years old walking over.
"This is my son, Dachun!" Mrs. Landis walked over with a smile." Dachun, this is your Uncle Wu. He's also your mother's old flame. Call him uncle!"”
"Hello, Uncle!" Dachun said loudly.
Brother Wu was speechless.
Brother Wu's face twitched as he looked at Dachun, who could be his brother. He felt very awkward hearing her call him "uncle".
However, now was not the time to dwell on these small problems.
"Dachun, why did you agree to the matter between your mother and me?”
"I didn't agree to it at first…"
"That's right!" Brother Wu was pleased.
"But President Lin has worked my brain!”
"F * ck!"
"He said that my mother is already old and needs someone to take care of her! "When I grow up, I'll have to marry and have children sooner or later. I can't take care of my mother forever!”
"But you are different! You can't wait to get my mother, and you even ruined your reputation to do such a shameless thing. This shows that you like my mother very much and will definitely take good care of her!”
"F * ck!"
"He also said that if my mom is with you, you don't have to worry about anything after that!" Dachun smiled. You're so young and so healthy. Not only can you send my mother away, but you might even be able to send me away!”
"F * ck!"
"And when I saw you, I realized that you really look like my father who died many years ago!”
Brother Wu was speechless.
You can't get over this, can you?
"My father died 23 years ago. I was only seven years old at that time and hadn't been weaned yet…" Dachun said sadly.
Brother Wu was speechless.
It was a little too late!
"But he left just like that, leaving us mother and son! He made us live alone for more than 20 years, sob sob…"
Dachun cried, and Mrs. Landis shook her head.
"My condolences!"
"But Uncle, ever since I saw you, I'm not sad anymore!”
Dachun wiped away her nonexistent tears and raised her head. She said expectantly,""Because Uncle, you look too much like my father. You're practically carved from the same mold! And you're 23 years old. You might be my father's reincarnation. You're back to take care of my mother! So, can I call you dad?”
Brother Wu's face instantly turned green!
F * ck!
Dachun, aren't you being too impatient?
I treat you as my nephew, but you want to be my father. You're even more impatient than your mother!
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