"Senior Zhou, this is Sister Ren!”
The pockmarked man looked very fierce, but when he opened his mouth, his voice was as melodious as an oriole.
Zhou Li's heart almost stopped.
"Ren Yingying, what the hell are you doing this time?”
He slapped the bearded man's head.
Ren Yingying covered her head and shouted,"What a ghost!"”She turned her head and complained,"Sister Yilin, you're too impatient. I was just about to scare him!"”
Yi Lin was a little apologetic." I was afraid that Senior Zhou would hit someone. It wouldn't be good if he hurt Sister Ren."
"Yilin is still sensible."
Zhou Li raised his hand and wanted to touch Yi Lin's head. However, when he saw that face, he retracted his hand."Ren Yingying, quickly remove this strange makeup. It's bad luck.”
Ren Yingying did not take it seriously at all. She sat down boldly, picked up the teapot, and sipped water from the spout.
"No, you've offended so many people. They must be looking for you for revenge. The two of us are by your side, and our tracks are obvious. It's easy for them to follow us. Brother Zhou, do you understand my painstaking efforts?”
Ren Yingying nagged a lot, but she realized that Zhou Li did not say anything. She felt a little guilty and asked,"What's wrong? Am I wrong?"
Zhou Li's eyes lit up. He sized up Ren Yingying and Yi Lin and nodded repeatedly. No one knew what he was thinking.
"Hey! Are you listening?" Ren Yingying shouted.
Zhou Li said," Yingying, help me disguise myself. I have to do something. It's really inconvenient to wear this handsome face."”
Ren Yingying resisted the urge to roll her eyes and asked,""How do you want to disguise yourself? A man or a woman?"
Zhou Li thought for a moment and said,"Eunuch."”
Ren Yingying spat out the tea, put down the teapot and shouted,""Eunuch?"
"What's wrong?" Zhou Li frowned.
Ren Yingying smiled and waved her hand. Why did you disguise yourself as a eunuch? You want to enter the palace?"
Zhou Li nodded.”
"I want to go too!" Ren Yingying's eyes lit up.”
"Do you want to live longer? I can't." Zhou Li refused.
"It's fun! I've been bored to death these past few days." Ren Yingying said," Besides, I'll disguise myself. No one will know who I am. It's very safe."”
Zhou Li thought of the old monster in the palace and shook his head.
Ren Yingying pulled a long face. I don't want to help you!"
“.”Zhou Li was speechless.
There were many people in Jianghu who knew how to disguise themselves, but there were not many who could keep it a secret like Ren Yingying. Zhou Li felt a headache coming on.
Rest for the night.
The next day.
Zhou Li couldn't resist Ren Yingying's coaxing and pestering, so he still agreed to her request.
"Let me warn you in advance. In the palace, if you can avoid fighting, don't do it. There's an old monster inside that I can't deal with.”
"Don't worry, I know. I won't hold you back.”
Zhou Li and Ren Yingying took their disguising tools and prepared to set off. Ren Yingying was very excited.
At this moment, Yi Lin said hesitantly,""Senior Zhou, Sister Ren, I want to go too."
"No, you go in. What if you get lost?”Zhou Li refused.
Different from Ren Yingying, Yi Lin's experience in Jianghu was almost non-existent. She was silly and stupid. If she went in, she would definitely be exposed.
"But Sister Ren is already there." Yi Lin looked pitiful.
"It doesn't matter if she gets lost. You can't do that. Wait obediently at the inn.”
Zhou Li said seriously.
Ren Yingying pinched his crotch angrily.""Be careful that I don't turn a fake show into a real eunuch!”
"Hehe, come if you have the ability."
"Yilin, we're leaving. Don't run around.”
Zhou Li jumped out of the window.
Ren Yingying also said,"Sister Yilin, I'm leaving."”
Yi Lin nodded obediently." Sister Ren, you must come back safely."”
Ren Yingying nodded and suddenly whispered a few words into Yi Lin's ear. Yi Lin's pretty face blushed as she nodded. Ren Yingying also flew out of the inn with an evil smile.
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"Brother Zhou, what do you plan to do? We don't have waist tokens. Even if we become eunuchs, we can't enter the palace.”
"Isn't that simple? Hey, do you see those guys?"
Zhou Li and Ren Yingying were lying on the roof of a rouge shop.
Below them was a crowd of people, and their shouts were incomparably noisy.
Ren Yingying followed Zhou Li's gaze and saw a group of people walking over from the street.
The group of people wore three mountain hats and green robes. They were a group of eunuchs. Behind them, there was a little palace maid carrying the things they had purchased.
"It's a team that's out of the palace to purchase. This is easy!”
Ren Yingying was delighted. She elbowed Zhou Li and pointed at a young eunuch in the crowd.
"Brother Zhou, did you see that little eunuch? I'll catch him later and you can pretend to be him!”
The young eunuch she was referring to had a fair complexion, delicate eyebrows, and a little rouge. He walked in the middle of a group of people, showing off his power. He did not look simple.
"Why would I pretend to be him? Find an inconspicuous one." Zhou Li frowned and refused.
"He's the one. The two of you are quite similar. Your skin colors are similar too. It's easy to disguise yourself.”Ren Yingying smiled evilly.
Zhou Li looked at the palace maids and wanted to find an ugly one among the group of palace maids to assign to Ren Yingying. However, he found that there was no ugly one among them. He was a little speechless and said,"You want to look alike in disguise? Are you trying to mess with me?"
"That's not the case. Disguise is also very particular. Brother Zhou, trust me.”Ren Yingying refused to admit it.
At this moment, the young eunuch who was flaunting his might suddenly tripped over a wheelbarrow by the street and fell down in a sorry state. He scrambled to his feet and dusted off the dust. He scolded the car owner,
"Kill them! You didn't open your eyes! It hurts!"
In the Imperial Palace, even a eunuch was not someone the commoners could offend.
The owner of the car was an old man who sold pears. At this moment, his face was pale with fear. He quickly cupped his hands and apologized,"Eunuch, please forgive me. I was blind. Please forgive me."
"Kill them! Look! This is the new dress I made this month. If you tear it, how are you going to compensate me?”
The young eunuch suddenly saw a wound on his knee and cursed with heartache.
The group of eunuchs beside him also shouted fiercely,
"Old thing, hurry up and apologize to Eunuch Chun Jing!”
"Apologize! Otherwise, I'll smash your stall!"
The old pear seller was very afraid. He squeezed out a smile and said,"Eunuch, this old man has just left the stall and really doesn't have any cash on him. This pear is so sweet!"
He carefully handed the pear to the young eunuch.
The young eunuch was so angry that his body trembled. He snatched the pear and threw it on the old man's body, shouting sternly,"
"My clothes cost ten taels of silver. I want your three melons and two dates.”
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