Zhou Li opened his eyes, and the veins on his forehead bulged.
"Come in."
Opening the door, Zhou Li dodged Eunuch Mu's attack.
"My Chun Jing 'er, be careful, my Chun Jing' er little baby, are you playing with me again?"
Eunuch Mu missed, and his smile became even wider. The wrinkles on his face could pinch a fly to death. He turned around, closed his eyes, and pouted, ready to attack again.
Zhou Li's hair stood on end as he threw a punch.
"Get lost! Damn pervert!"
Eunuch Mu cried out in pain as he was sent flying.
Soon, the surrounding eunuchs heard screams and were very curious about what kind of trick Chief Supervisor Mu was playing this time. It was actually him screaming. Could it be that his personality had changed?
"Stop hitting me. Sob sob sob Chun Jing 'er, I love you so much, and you treat me like this! You heartless man, sob "
Eunuch Mu's face was swollen like a pig's head. Tears and snot flowed down his face like a resentful woman in a boudoir. Zhou Li had goosebumps all over the ground.
"Damn it! If you continue to cry, I won't do anything for the entire night except beat you up!”Zhou Li couldn't take it anymore and shouted.
Eunuch Mu instantly stopped talking and looked at Zhou Li pitifully.
The room was silent for a long time.
Zhou Li let out a breath and took a towel to clean his hands. Eunuch Mu suddenly said,""You're not Chun Jing 'er. Who are you?”
Zhou Li was stunned. He touched his face and realized that his disguise had not changed.
Eunuch Mu seemed to understand his confusion and said,""Chun Jing 'er is obedient to us and never dares to say anything harsh, let alone hit us. Your voice is also wrong.”
"I am your ancestor!" Zhou Li said.
After two breaths, Eunuch Mu bowed and cried,""Ancestor, please spare your unfilial descendant. I'm just in charge of food. I don't know anything."
"Stop crying!"
Eunuch Mu instantly stopped talking and looked at Zhou Li with an aggrieved expression.
Zhou Li was speechless. He pushed the door open and grabbed a handful of dirt from the ground. Then, he went back to his room and kneaded it into a ball of mud before throwing it to Eunuch Mu.
"Eat it."
"What is this?"
Eunuch Mu's back was facing the door, and he did not dare to turn his head. He did not know that this was a clay ball, so he did not dare to eat it casually.
"A highly toxic pill that pierces through your intestines. Without my antidote, you will die in three days. Moreover, you will die in a very miserable and painful way!”Zhou Li made up nonsense.
Eunuch Mu was terrified. He opened his mouth and was about to burst into tears.
Zhou Li flicked his finger and sent a stream of energy into his mouth.
The mud ball was a little too big, and Eunuch Mu choked until he rolled his eyes.
Zhou Li passed him a glass of water and fed it to him. Only then did he slowly recover.
Zhou Li said," Now, whatever I say will be done. If you don't want to die, be obedient and nod your head."”
Eunuch Mu nodded repeatedly.
"Where is the royal family's library that stores secret manuals?" Zhou Li asked.”
Eunuch Mu: " It's, it's at the side of the ancestral temple, at the Xihua Gate.”
"Take me there." Zhou Li stood up.”
Eunuch Mu's face was bitter." Old Ancestor, there are rules everywhere in the palace. There is a curfew at night, and no one is allowed to move around. How can I bring you there?"”
"What about during the day?" Zhou Li scratched his head and asked.”
Eunuch Mu: " I'm afraid I can't do it during the day, Old Ancestor. I'm only in charge of the imperial kitchen. I can't run around freely."
Zhou Li was annoyed." F * ck, this won't do, that won't do. What can you do?"”
Eunuch Mu was startled. He then looked at Zhou Li and slowly shifted his gaze downwards.
The veins on Zhou Li's forehead bulged again as he kicked him.""Get lost! Think of a way immediately! I want to enter the library pavilion. If I can't think of a way, I'll let you rot into a puddle of thick water! I'll let you and your little darling Chun Jing 'er accompany each other in hell!”
Eunuch Mu was so frightened that his entire body trembled. He hurriedly said,""Old ancestor, please calm down. I will definitely think of a way!”
"I'm going to enter the library pavilion tomorrow. Hurry up and think of a way!" Zhou Li said.”
Eunuch Mu stood up and ran.
"Wait!"
Zhou Li suddenly called out to him.
Eunuch Mu turned around in fear. Tears welled up in his eyes, fearing that Zhou Li would change his mind and kill him.
"If someone asks about your injury, what will you say?”Zhou Li asked.
Hearing this, Eunuch Mu heaved a sigh of relief and quickly replied,"" Of course I can't give up on the ancestor. I told you that I asked Chun Jing 'er to do this."
"Get lost." Zhou Li nodded in satisfaction.
"Sigh! Old ancestor, you should rest. Tomorrow, my unfilial descendant will definitely think of a way for you!”
Eunuch Mu quietly walked out of the room, closed the door, and fled in a sorry state.
.......
The next day, Zhou Li and a group of eunuchs went to the imperial kitchen to 'work'.
No one noticed anything amiss.
However, everyone looked at Zhou Li strangely. Zhou Li had seen that kind of gaze before.
It was just that Zhou Li had not understood the meaning of it at that time.
This time, he had completely comprehended it.
"Chun Jing 'er, how did you and Supervisor Mu play yesterday? His face was swollen like a pig's head! I heard that he was scolded by the chief supervisor!”A young eunuch walked over and said with a flirtatious smile.
Zhou Li placed the dishes on the tray and said casually,"He said that his skin was itchy and asked me to hit him, so I hit him. My throat hurts. Don't talk to me.”
In order to imitate the eunuch, he had been pinching his throat. However, even so, he only resembled the little eunuch Chun Jing by 60 - 70%. If he said too much, it would be easy to expose himself.
The young eunuch clearly misunderstood and smiled even more ambiguously."I really let you guys play tricks. I'll have to ask you for advice tomorrow!”
Zhou Li's face darkened. He really wanted to give himself a few slaps. If he had known earlier, he would have pretended to be a Gong daughter like Ren Yingying!
At noon, the imperial kitchen became lively. Many eunuchs took a break from their work and whispered to each other about the news in the palace.
"That figure, that appearance, they're all first-class. I didn't expect the Yun Nation to have such a beauty.”
"Nonsense, she's a princess sent here for a marriage alliance. Why would she send an ugly monster?”
"That's right, I heard that Princess Li Xiu came to the palace yesterday and bumped into Censor Che. Censor Che's eyes were wide open! However, when he heard that it was the princess sent by the Yun Nation for marriage, he was so scared that he ran away!”
Zhou Li felt uncomfortable from holding in his hundred years of internal strength. He sat in a corner to regulate his breathing and listened to every word.
It seemed like there was a banquet in the harem. Very soon, the imperial kitchen became busy. Everyone was so busy that their feet did not touch the ground. Zhou Li could not slack off even if he wanted to.
"Hey, little eunuch, come over and help me carry it. I can't carry it!”
A palace maid carried two large mahogany food boxes and called out to Zhou Li.
Zhou Li looked around and confirmed that the other party was calling him. Then, he walked over and said,"Where?"
"The Palace of Earthly Tranquility," the palace maid replied.
Zhou Li didn't really want to go, but he was the only one here empty-handed. He could only take the food box and say,"Alright, you lead the way."
The two of them walked out of the imperial kitchen one after the other.
Halfway through, the two of them passed by an empty palace road. The palace maid suddenly slowed down and turned to Zhou Li, saying,
"Friend Zhou Zhou, why did you come to the palace?”
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