Comparing Who's the World's Most Lazy Person
If Ren Yingying was here, she would definitely mock him in disdain.
However, Yun Luo, who was almost infatuated, only had eyes full of red hearts. She held Zhou Li's arm and asked sweetly,"Master, where are we going now?”
....
Song Jiaxiang Medicine Shop.
Zhou Li and Yun Luo walked in together.
The two of them had outstanding looks.
As soon as he entered, he attracted the envious gazes of many waiters and customers in the shop.
Yun Luo's vanity was greatly satisfied.
After buying the medicine to treat his internal injuries, Zhou Li planned to go back.
Yun Luo thought of something else and asked,""Master, did you forget something?”
"What?" Zhou Lihuo asked.
"It's the poison you fed me. The poisonous insect that will chew me into a human skin is still in my stomach. Do you want to help me get rid of it?”Yun Luo muttered softly.
Only then did Zhou Li remember about the poisoning. He could not help but laugh and said,"You really believed it? That was a lie."
Yun Luo was stunned." But you clearly fed me poison pills!"”
" Poison pill my ass, that's just mud." Zhou Li said bluntly, suddenly stopping.
"Mud?"
"It's just a sugar pill. Don't take it seriously.”Zhou Li said seriously.
Yun Luo was skeptical.
She thought about it and realized that it was not the taste of sugar pills.
Before she could ask any more questions, Zhou Li pulled her away.
"Let's go, let's go. Buy something to eat. I'm starving.”
Yun Luo could only give up.
The two of them bought plum blossom buns and fried pancakes at the street food shop on the food street and prepared to return to the inn.
They passed by an archway and were attracted by the noise.
Zhou Li looked over and saw hundreds of people watching a stage.
Yun Luo was relatively short, so she couldn't see clearly even when she was jumping around. She asked curiously,""Master, what happened up ahead?”
Zhou Li looked at it for a while and asked thoughtfully,""Yun Luo, have you heard of the world's number one manor?”
There was a plaque hanging on the wide arena:
Number one in the world.
A young man with a face as beautiful as jade stood on the stage and cupped his hands. He said in a clear voice,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, The World's Best Manor has set up another arena. Now, the arena is not competing in martial arts, but laziness! On the stage were contestants from all over the world. Whoever won the competition would be awarded the title of the world's number one lazy person by The World's Best Manor! The competition has been going on for seven days. Please wait and see who will be the final winner!”
Setting up an arena, not competing in martial arts, but competing in laziness, this gimmick could not be said to be insufficient.
Pedestrians stopped to watch.
Some knowledgeable people said,
"The World's Best Manor always holds these strange competitions, hehe. What's the point of competing in laziness?”
"What was The Best Village's competition last time? Yes, the number one expert in the world! At first, I thought it was some peerless martial arts expert. I didn't expect it to be a competition of height! What a weirdo!"
"Although the Martial Roll of Honor in the various countries is serious, everyone is tired of watching it. I think that the competitions set up by The Best Manor are quite interesting. The World's First Dwarf, the World's First Gentleman, the World's First Villain, the World's First Thief, the World's First Poor, the World's First silkpants, and the World's First Pervert are all very interesting.”
A gap was suddenly squeezed open in the crowd behind the few unaffiliated martial artists.
Zhou Li and Yun Luo appear and disappear.
After entering the inner regions, they could see everything clearly.
Yun Luo stared at the host on stage and frowned.""Master, I think that person looks a little familiar."
"Oh? Do you know her?" Zhou Li asked.
" She seems to be a secret agent of the Dragon Guarding Mountain Villa," Yun Luo said uncertainly.
Hearing this, Zhou Li confirmed.
That handsome young man was Shangguan Hai Tang, who was disguised as a man.
In the pugilistic world, she was the number one manor master in the world.
Secretly, she was the Black No.1 secret agent of the Dragon Guarding Mountain Villa.
He didn't expect to meet her here.
Shangguan Haitang retreated to the side after she finished speaking.
Many new audience members stared curiously at the contestants on stage.
Some of the contestants slept on the bed, some slept on the recliner, and some sat cross-legged on the futon. There were all kinds of strange things.
Yun Luo patted the few old men in front of him and asked,""Uncle, who do you think will win?”
The old man turned his head to look at Yun Luo, then stroked his beard and smiled.
"It's hard to say, but among these people, there are three people who can be ranked first.”
"Ugly Granny, Lazy Young Master, Yan Sloppy" said,""The three of them are lazier than the last, especially that lazy young master. The one who used the tube to paste the cement was the lazy young master.”
Zhou Li and Yun Luo looked over and saw the man lying on the bed.
The man lay on the bed, motionless. One of the servants opened his mouth, and the other inserted a hollow tube into his mouth, pouring food into it.
"This guy is really lazy. He's too lazy to walk, open his eyes, talk, and even eat! The servants could not even feed him because he was too lazy to chew! She had to force it into his mouth.”
"This is the first time I've seen such a lazy person in my life!" The old man exclaimed in amazement.”
Zhou Li thought to himself, I've never seen anyone so lazy in my two lifetimes, let alone you.
" And that ugly granny..." The old man continued his long speech.
On the stage.
The Lazy Young Master swallowed his food and remained motionless.
The ugly granny next to her was sleeping on a recliner with many flatbread around her neck. The flatbread in front of her neck had been eaten clean, but the flatbread behind her neck was still intact. Her stomach was so hungry that it sounded like thunder, but she did not move.
"Won't she be able to eat it if she turns around?" asked Yun Luo curiously. Why isn't she moving?"
" I'm too lazy to move," Zhou Li said speechlessly.
On the other side was Yan Sloppy, whom the old man had mentioned.
It was also fed by the servants, but he had to chew it himself.
In terms of laziness, he was obviously at a disadvantage.
He seemed to know this as well. After taking two bites, he lowered his head and said in a soft voice,""Manor Lord, I suspect that the lazy young master is a stiff person. A stiff person competing with us in laziness is cheating.”
Because he was too lazy to speak loudly, not many people heard him.
Shangguan Haitang was a martial artist, so she could naturally hear it.
She walked forward and said," The results of the competition are almost clear. However, there are some contestants who suspect that Lazy Young Master is a stiff person." Lazy Young Master, can you move a little and prove yourself?”
The Lazy Young Master did not move as if he did not hear anything.
One of his servants spoke up for him,"Master Zhuang, please forgive us. Our Young Master is too lazy to move."”
As soon as he said that.
The audience burst into laughter.
Shangguan Haitang also smiled and said," If Young Master Lazy can prove that he's not a person who's in a daze, then I'll give him the title of the world's number one lazy person."”
"Useless Manor Lord, our Young Master is too lazy to move."”
"Cheating." Yan Sloppy's voice was like a tiny mosquito.
The ugly granny blinked.
"If that's the case, then I'll have to ask a doctor to examine your Young Master's body." Shangguan Haitang said.”
The servant said,"Please do as you please, Manor Lord. As long as you don't let our Young Master move, everything will be fine."”
As soon as he finished speaking.
Lazy Young Master's crotch was wet.
A child below the stage shouted,"He peed his pants!"
"Our young master is too lazy to go to the toilet, so he peed his pants," said the servant.”
The audience burst into laughter again.
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