"That won't do, that won't do. It's not like we can't get out of the car."
Xiao Heyun said anxiously.
"It's not like there's no other way. Didn't the three of us get out of the car together last time? So far, that was the only time I successfully got out of the car.”
Hearing Xiao Heyun's words, Li Shiqing was reminded of the three of them getting off the car together.
"It is indeed a good idea…"
Xiao Heyun's eyes lit up.
"I don't want to be a pervert again. No, no.”
When Su Mu heard this, he thought,"Good fellow, isn't this asking him to be a pervert again? The last time he was treated as a pervert was still the last time, and this time he's here again."
"Why don't you be Xiao Heyun this time?”
Su Mu said directly to Xiao He Yun.
"I, I definitely can't do it. Besides, you already had experience once before. You should do it.”
Xiao Heyun quickly rejected. He was not that kind of person.
Li Shiqing looked at the two of them and felt a little angry. Am I that unattractive? The angry Li Shiqing interrupted their argument.
"I don't mind being a girl, but you two men are still pushing each other.”
Li Shiqing's eyes lit up as she spoke to the two of them excitedly.
"You guys stop arguing. Why don't you two do it like this?"
Su Mu and Xiao He Yun looked at each other and pointed at themselves.
"The two of us?" x2
"But we're both men. This..." x2
"So what if it's a man? Who said that men can't sexually harass men? It's you guys. If you don't hurry up, you'll explode again.”
Li Shiqing looked at Su Mu and Xiao Heyun's faces that were about to turn green and felt a burst of relief.
He was still pushing her back and forth.
Su Mu looked at Li Shiqing pleadingly.
"About that poem, I think we cooperated quite well last time. How about it?"
"Hmm? Hurry up, or you won't be able to get out of the car later. What are you two men doing?"
Li Shiqing glared at Su Mu.
Su Mu saw that Li Shiqing really didn't have a chance. He then looked at Xiao Heyun's face. Although he was very handsome, he didn't like men. Su Mu was regretting it now. If he had known earlier, he would have agreed earlier.
"No, I have to strike first. I have no face, but I have to at least preserve my sexual orientation.”
Looking at Xiao He Yun's conflicted face, Su Mu clenched his teeth and pulled Xiao He Yun's hand, then shouted out.
"Damn pervert, how dare you touch me? What do you mean by that?"
"Hmm?"
Xiao He Yun didn't even have time to react before Su Mu grabbed his hand. He was a little confused when he heard Su Mu call him a pervert.
Xiao Heyun felt his head buzzing. Su Mu, how dare you attack a 20-year-old boy like me without any morals? And you want to slander me? You should at least switch places with Li Shiqing.
(The current seating situation is: Xiao Heyun, Li Shiqing, middle aisle, Su Mu.))
" I'm like a gibbon. I'm touching you across Li Shiqing and the aisle," Xiao Heyun complained in his heart. He was really unscrupulous in order to get to the point faster.
Hearing the commotion behind them, the people in the car began to move again.
"What's going on? I don't know. From the conversation, it seems that the man with glasses touched the man with glasses.”
“??? Auntie, you have such a strong language foundation. You can even say this. As expected of you.”
"What do you think this man (Xiao Heyun) is thinking? There's a woman sitting in the middle, but he still wants to touch the man (Su Mu) who's so far away."
"Brother, you don't know, right? There's always a small group of people who have very unique hobbies. I heard that they like men.
"Big brother, you really know this. Come, come, come, tell me in detail.”
Xiao Heyun's heart was about to collapse. What a mess. This person really didn't care about the truth when he ate melons. Anyone with eyes would know how I'm going to touch Su Mu.
Li Shiqing was laughing so hard that she was about to break into a fit. It was so exciting, so exciting. She had been tense for so long, and now she could finally relax.
"I've seen male perverts and female perverts before, but this is the first time I've seen a perverted male pervert. My family, my family, I'll bring you all to broaden your horizons.”
As he spoke, Happy Big Brother held his phone and once again rushed to the front line of the audience.
"What are you talking about? Who's perverted? What are you talking about?”
Xiao He Yun angrily questioned Su Mu, but it was obvious that he was really carrying it.
"I'm talking about you. Don't you know where your hand touched me? You're really embarrassing boys. Shameless."
Of course, Su Mu couldn't weaken their morale, so he directly created something out of nothing.
Create something out of nothing? "Hmph, I'll steal a beam and replace a pillar," Xiao Heyun secretly said in his heart.
"Touch? You didn't suddenly grab my hand. You were the one who touched me, right?"
Su Mu's eyes stared at Xiao He Yun and gave him a look.
"The surveillance cameras in the car can be recorded like this. Driver, stop the car. I'll take you to the police station now and see who the police believe.”
Of course, Xiao Heyun did not forget their ultimate goal. He blinked his eyes, indicating that he had received it.
"Fine, I'll go. I'm not afraid of you. The driver stopped the car.”
"Wonderful, too wonderful, tsk.”
"Life is rare, life is rare…"
"Do you think that weak boy is gay?
"I think he made the first move."
Seeing the two male leads walking to the driver's side, the people on the bus looked at them strangely, especially Xiao Heyun.
Su Mu and Xiao He Yun wished they could find a hole to hide in, especially if Xiao He Yun's gaze could kill. Su Mu would definitely be the first to die under his hands.
Li Shiqing, who was following behind the two, was smiling as she walked. The nervousness she felt earlier had disappeared.
(There was only one cycle between the fear of the society and the social cow.)
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