God quarrel! Call me handsome, school belle breaks my defense
15 No one can guess Handsome Brother’s routine

Heaven Lis

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"This bastard really can say anything.”

Among the nearly one million people in Xia Chen's live broadcast room, no one knew.

The campus belle that had been discussed on the bullet screen.

At this moment, he was quietly lurking in the live broadcast room.

Listening to what Xia Chen said before,

As a school belle and a goddess to many people, she actually quite agreed.

She didn't like it at all, and she didn't need those people to regard her as a goddess and then follow her around like flies all day long.

Other than the initial period when he was still not very sensible, his vanity was somewhat satisfied.

Most of the time, it only brought him trouble.

In Ji Yuhan's eyes, only those scheming women who wanted to squeeze benefits out of bootlickers without paying would like and enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by bootlickers that they didn't feel.

Therefore, she agreed with Xia Chen's words.

However, when she heard Xia Chen say that no matter how beautiful the school belle was, she would still be a whore. No matter how cold the goddess was, she would also have to poop. Her pretty face immediately blushed.

As a school belle, a goddess in the eyes of many people, and also the female lead of Xia Chen's previous topic.

Didn't he mean that he wanted to fart and poop?

Although this was the absolute truth,

However, when she heard Xia Chen say it in front of millions of people, Ji Yuhan couldn't help but blush. She felt uncomfortable and secretly cursed Xia Chen for being a bastard.

……

"Ding, ding, ding!"

Xia Chen was chatting with the netizens in the live broadcast room when his phone rang.

She took her phone and glanced at it. It was an unknown number.

In reality, there were more than 30 people marking it.

Normally, Xia Chen would have hung up on a scam call.

However, when he thought of the fact that he was broadcasting at the moment, Xia Chen deliberately smiled and asked,""Handsome boys, there's a scam call. Do you think I should answer it?”

Many people subconsciously sent the following: " Why did you pick it up? You have nothing better to do."

Of course, some netizens noticed the smile on Xia Chen's face and realized that things were not that simple.

Since he asked everyone this question, he must be thinking about something bad.

Therefore, more netizens sent bullet comments to Xia Chen to pick it up.

Xia Chen picked up the phone and greeted politely,""Hello."

The person on the other end was a pleasant girl." Hello, are you Mr. Sun?"”

Xia Chen was speechless. These scammers didn't do any research before scamming?

"Yes, I am!" Xia Chen did not correct her.

"Oh, Mr. Sun, it's like this..."

" Well, hello, wait a minute..." Xia Chen interrupted the other party politely again and said,""Before we talk, can you not call me Mr. Sun? Can you call me Great Sage Sun? I prefer others to call me the Great Sage Sun. Thank you."”

In response, the netizens in the livestream were speechless.

Brother Handsome, isn't this too boring?

"Huh?" The sweet girl on the other end of the phone was also stunned. Clearly, she had been cheating for many years and had never seen anyone make such a boring request.

However, in order to continue lying, he could only say,"Alright, no problem, Great Sage Sun!"

At this moment, Xia Chen suddenly imitated Sun Wukong's voice in Journey to the West. He said in a sharp voice,""Hey! Grandpa is here!"

“。。。。。。”The female swindler's voice was completely confused.

Xia Chen's live broadcast room was also in an uproar.

"Hahaha, what the f * ck, I didn't expect it?”

"I'm cramping up from laughing. Watching Brother Handsome's live broadcast, you really need to focus all the time. You'll never guess what kind of surprise he'll suddenly bring you!”

"Right, hahaha, no one will ever be able to guess our Handsome Bro's tricks, not even a swindler.”

"I can't laugh anymore. I was drinking water when I said 'Grandpa is here', but I sprayed it all over my girlfriend. What should I do now? I'm waiting online!"

"The swindler on the other side must have broken down.”

"Hahaha, grandpa is here. This is awesome!”

The scammer girl was stunned for three seconds before she said angrily,"Lunatic, goodbye!"

Everyone thought that Xia Chen would let go of the swindler after being a grandfather and taking advantage of him.

Unexpectedly, he did not intend to hang up the phone. Instead, he continued,"Um, Sister, don't be angry. It's just a small joke. I like to joke. By the way, why are you looking for me?”

Xia Chen's tone was innocent and harmless.

The swindler who was about to hang up the phone felt that Xia Chen was joking with her and didn't see through her.、

If he liked to make such childish jokes, his IQ should not be very high.

Therefore, he didn't hang up and continued,""Mr. Sun, we are from the credit reporting system. Recently, we have found some bad credit records on your side..."

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