Li Mo's Cold Joke, Sister Zhou, Full of Security
This woman actually asked me to tell her a story?？
What kind of joke was this?
You want me to tell this woman a bedtime story?？？
Impossible! It was absolutely impossible!
Li Mo's heart was filled with ten thousand mythical beasts…
Li Mo said coldly to Sister Zhou,"
"That's impossible. Hurry up and sleep!”
He didn't know how to tell stories at all.
Wasn't this making things difficult for him?
After Sister Zhou heard Li Mo's words, her expectant expression instantly faded like a withered flower.
There was an unconcealable disappointment on his face…
"Oh ~"
"Then forget it…"
Sister Zhou replied to Li Mo in disappointment and slowly closed her eyes.
Since he didn't want to tell her, then forget it, lest she made him unhappy again.
At that time, he would be the unlucky one again.
However, the netizens in the live broadcast room were unhappy.
How could he miss out on such a good opportunity to let Mo Ya tell a story?
"Brother Mo, it's not that I want to criticize you…you must be single!”
"The woman said,'Oh, forget it', and you really let it go?？？”
"Big Boss Mo Ya doesn't even know how to tell stories? I thought Big Boss Mo Ya was omnipotent!”
"Big Boss Mo Ya, aren't you going to tell Sister Zhou one?？？”
"Storytelling? Stop fooling around. Is this something a man should do?”
Li Mo looked at the bullet comments in his stream.
There was not the slightest ripple in his heart. He even wanted to laugh.
Are you trying to provoke me? This was too low-level!
However, Li Mo had seen Sister Zhou's live-stream.
He saw that Sister Zhou had her eyes closed, but her brows were tightly furrowed.
The muscles on his face were stiff, and he did not relax at all.
It seemed that she was really too scared to sleep.
There was no other way. In order to let her have enough sleep.
If he could maintain a good mental state tomorrow, he could only tell her about it!
"Still not asleep?"
As expected.
Sister Zhou opened her eyes after hearing Li Mo's words.
She nodded at the phone screen. She was really scared!
As long as he closed his eyes.
The events that happened today were like a movie that replayed in her mind!
Li Mo was helpless. His fate was now closely linked to Sister Zhou.
In order to let Sister Zhou have a good mental state tomorrow, she could only reluctantly coax Sister Zhou to sleep!
"I won't tell you the story. How about this? I'll tell you a joke, and you can go to sleep after I'm done!”
"Deal!"
Sister Zhou was overjoyed when she heard Li Mo's words!
He instantly became spirited!
The faint light from the phone screen reflected on Sister Zhou's face.
Sister Zhou's lips curled up slightly with joy that came from the bottom of her heart!
Although Mo Ya was not willing to tell stories, it was not bad to hear him tell jokes!
It seemed that this guy was not that unreasonable!
Moreover, Mo Ya was such a cold and aloof guy. What kind of joke would he tell?
At this moment, Sister Zhou was filled with anticipation.
"Please begin your performance!"
Sister Zhou smiled and her eyes were filled with anticipation.
Meanwhile, the netizens in the live broadcast room ridiculed him crazily.
"The cold-blooded Mo Ya can tell jokes? This is new!"
"That's right. It's comparable to Zhang Fei embroidery or O'Neal tap dancing!”
"Brother Mo, wait a moment. I haven't covered myself with the blanket yet!”
"That's right, that's right. I haven't even taken a shower since I watched the live broadcast. I'll talk to you later. I'll take a shower and cover myself with the blanket first!”
"I can't wait to hear big boss Mo Ya's joke!! I have to remember it!"
"With Big Boss Mo Ya's cold personality, I'm sure it's a cold joke, right?”
"One by one, Big Boss Mo Ya is telling a joke to Sister Zhou. What does it have to do with you guys!”
He saw that Sister Zhou was already prepared.
Li Mo also began his performance!
Then, Li Mo used his deep and magnetic voice to slowly recite the story,"
"Let me ask you a question."
"If Tang Sanzang has hemorrhoids, you will be the chief surgeon.”
"Faced with that piece of meat, do you choose face or immortality?”
Sister Zhou: "??????"
The netizens in the live broadcast room: ？？”
What the hell is this?
What the f * ck!
What kind of god's question was this?？
Good heavens!
This question was something!
"Hahahaha, good question. Sister Zhou, answer quickly!”
"Yes, yes, yes. Sister Zhou, do you choose face or immortality? Tell me honestly!"
"If it were me, I would have grabbed Tang Sanzang and gnawed on him, let alone hemorrhoids!”
"Previous poster, you are Cruel Malevolence…"
Li Mo's question made the netizens in the stream extremely happy.
They were all looking forward to Sister Zhou's answer.
Sister Zhou was also dumbfounded by Li Mo's question.
F * ck!
So if he chose immortality, he would have to eat Tang Sanzang's hemorrhoids?
Of course, a person would want to live forever, but could he answer such an embarrassing question truthfully?
Sister Zhou was also a shrewd person.
She immediately pouted and retorted,"I said you were going to tell a joke. Is this a joke?" This is an interrogation from the soul!”
"Silly…"
"You're the chief surgeon now. You can decide which part you want to cut, right?" Li Mo replied coldly.”
After a short silence.
The live broadcast room immediately became a sea of joy.
"Hahahahaha, why the f * ck did I not think of this problem?”
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I have to say, although it's a little cold, it's still very funny.”
"Brother Mo Ya's joke made me laugh so hard that I was trembling. My heart was beating wildly, as if I had been shot by the arrow of love in Cupid's hand.”
"Upstairs! Get lost! Brother Mo Ya is mine!"
"Draw your saber! Damn it!"
Sister Zhou was amused by Li Mo's cold and humorous answer, just like the audience in the live stream.
He revealed his big white teeth and laughed happily.
"Alright, I've finished my joke. It's time for you to sleep.”
"By the way, I'm afraid that you'll sleep too soundly, so turn your phone to silent mode.”
"Then, place it on your chest. This way, if you encounter any unexpected situations, you can use it to protect yourself.”
"I'll call you as soon as possible.”
Li Mo's cold joke made Sister Zhou completely let go of the fear in her heart.
She nodded obediently." Alright, I'm going to sleep. Good night!"”
After a while, a series of cute voices came from the live broadcast room.
"Sister Zhou seems to have really fallen asleep!"
"I can hear snoring!"
Sure enough, Sister Zhou's face could be seen in the live broadcast room.
At this moment, everyone realized that Sister Zhou had completely relaxed!
There was even a smile on his face. Clearly, he was having a beautiful dream!
Li Mo, who was sitting in front of his computer, narrowed his eyes.
He understood that Sister Zhou did not want to hear a story or a joke.
It was his voice.
His voice could give Sister Zhou a sense of security, so it didn't matter what he said!
Since Sister Zhou had fallen asleep, it was time for him to rest for a while!
Li Mo was exhausted after using his brain so much today!
However, he couldn't leave the computer. He had to put on his headphones!
This way, he would be able to hear the sounds in Sister Zhou's live-stream!
Li Mo had mastered the battlefield survival skill. It was basic to not sleep to death!
Then, Li Mo slowly fell asleep.
At the same time.
Within the capital of Donghuang Country!
A mysterious team was gathering!
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