Ring Ring Ring Ring--
Ring Ring Ring Ring--
Lin Yi sat on the undead's arm, holding a long branch in his hand. The Three Pristine Bell was tied to one end of the branch.
As the zombie jumped, the branch would shake, and the Sanqing Bell on the other end of the branch would ring.
The undeads would jump forward at the sound of the bell.
Along the way, Lin Yi did not spend much effort. He only needed to recognize the road. If there were obstacles on the road, he only needed to use his telekinesis to move them away.
He easily drove the undead team back.
The four-eyed Taoist priest sat on the arm of the undead customer like a boss.
The undeads rested their arms on their shoulders like chairs. Taoist Priest Four-Eyed was sitting comfortably on the chair, with a roll of meat and a gourd of wine in his hand.
"Sigh, why didn't I think of this method? As expected of a young man. He's really smart.”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed once again sighed at Lin Yi's intelligence and took a sip of wine.
If he had to do this every time he chased corpses, it would be so beautiful.
Suddenly!
Four Eyes sensed a gust of wind coming from behind him.
Something was wrong!
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed turned around and saw the last customer in the line being dragged out by a white figure with a white silk cloth.
In the blink of an eye, he had entered a tree crown.
The mountain road was difficult to walk on, and they were currently traveling through the forest.
The trees on both sides were hundred-year-old trees. Their crowns were very large and their leaves were dense. It was impossible to see what was hidden in the crowns.
"Wow! How dare you steal my corpse!"
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's nose was a little red from drinking. He shouted and put the pancake and rolled meat into his pocket. He pulled out the bronze sword on his back.
"Ah Yi, stop, someone is stealing the corpse!”
After Four Eyes shouted, he got off the zombie and quickly chased after the customer who was being dragged away.
"Zombies have spirits, forget the bell, stand still!”
Lin Yi chanted an incantation and made all the customers stand still.
Swoosh!
The undeads stood still. Now that the bell was ringing, they would not follow it.
The four-eyed Taoist priest led the team to chase corpses all year round. He would hide during the day and go out at night. He often stayed in the mountains and wasteland at night. If he did not have some ability, he would have been eaten by the mountain spirits and wild ghosts long ago.
In just a few steps, the four-eyed Taoist priest had caught up with the corpse thief. He slashed out with his sword and cut off the white silk that was dragging the undeads.
On the tree was a beauty in a white dress. Her small face was rosy, her lips were red, and her teeth were white. Her big eyes seemed to be able to emit electricity.
However, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed wasn't moved at all.
Carrying the undeads, he glared at the woman on the tree and said unhappily.
"How dare you steal my corpse? I'll turn you into an idiot!”
"Hey!"
The woman shouted angrily and flew down from the tree. The white silk in her hand whistled as she flew toward Taoist Priest Four-Eyed.
Lin Yi stood not far away and saw everything clearly. This woman's figure was agile and she could fly. When she fought with Daoist Priest Four-Eyed, the two of them were scuttling around.
He climbed up the tree and then down the tree. Then, he changed trees and continued to run. Lin Yi was bored. Was there a need to jump around in a fight?
"Martial Uncle, let me do it!"
Lin Yi tapped the ground with the tip of his toes and circulated his qinggong, Triple Layer Cloud. He flew over like a giant roc. In almost two breaths, Lin Yi arrived in front of Daoist Priest Four-Eyed.
"Wooden Sword Sharpening!"
Lin Yi drew the peach wood sword behind him.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed only saw a golden light appear. Before he could see Lin Yi's figure, the woman who had been fighting with him just now suddenly screamed and fell to the ground.
With a muffled thud, the woman fell to the ground and covered her stomach with her hands. Bright red blood dyed her white dress red.
The woman's face revealed a sorrowful expression, and her sleeves and skirt suddenly tore apart.
Her slender arms and long legs were flawless under the moonlight.
"Wow! A honey trap! Ah Yi, the water inside is very deep. If you can't grasp it, don't look!”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed reached out to cover Lin Yi's eyes, but he didn't even blink.
Lin Yi dodged the four-eyed hand and was speechless when he saw his uncle-master staring at the other party's white legs.
I can't grasp it, so I'll let you do it!
"You're covered in body odor and still want to use a honey trap.”
Lin Yi smiled disdainfully and instantly threw the peach wood sword in his hand.
A golden light flashed, and with a dull thud, the peach wood sword pierced through his heart and out of his body.
The woman grabbed the peach wood sword in her chest and slowly fell back with an unwilling expression.
I just want to steal a corpse!
He fell to the ground and died.
"Aiya, Ah Yi, you're too harsh. Just teach her a lesson. She didn't hurt anyone.”
When the four-eyed man saw that the woman was dead, he had a regretful expression.
"Martial Uncle, what do you want?"
Lin Yi looked at Si Mu with an expression that said,"Something's wrong."
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed sheathed his sword and said regretfully," Sigh, it's so boring on the road. It's not easy to have some fun, so it's just for fun."”
As soon as she finished speaking, the woman's body shrank and finally turned into a gray-furred fox.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's expression changed as he said with lingering fear.
"Wow, a vixen! You can't play with this, you can't!"
Lin Yi pursed his lips, walked over, pulled out his peach wood sword, and picked up the fox's corpse.
"Martial Uncle, is this fox corpse useful?”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed shook his head." Fox meat is smelly and not tasty.”
"Uh, this vixen is a vixen after all. Aren't her blood and skin treasures?”
Lin Yi was puzzled. This wasn't how it was written in Xianxia novels!
It was said that the corpses of demons were treasures. Eating them could increase one's Vitality or something.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed laughed when he heard Lin Yi's words." Ah Yi, who told you that? Demons were the same as human cultivators. They all absorbed the essence of heaven, earth, sun, and moon to cultivate. This fox demon didn't even have a demon core. Her body was just a stinky skin. Once she died, her body would be useless.”
"Eh!"
"System, appraise this fox corpse.”
Lin Yi didn't believe it and prepared to test it.
Ding!
Fox corpse, from Mr. Zombie's world. Dead fox spirit, worth 0.1 exchange point.
Let's go!
Lin Yi directly threw the fox's corpse out.
It was a waste of emotions.
"Ah Yi, it's getting late. Let's hurry up. We'll be home in a dozen miles.”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed urged.
Lin Yi nodded and brought the undeads back to continue their journey.
……
The sun gradually rose, and it was dawn.
The team of undeads hopped forward and finally stopped in front of a courtyard.
There were two small wooden houses side by side. There were chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, and lambs in the courtyard. There were no pens, so these little things ran around freely.
The outside of the courtyard wall was full of animal feces, which should have been shoveled out from the courtyard.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed got down from the zombie's arm and stretched.
He had never had such an easy time chasing a corpse, but he was still a little sleepy after not sleeping for a night.
"Ah Yi, we're home. I'll introduce you to your senior brother.”
As Daoist Priest Four-Eyed spoke, he asked Lin Yi to bring the client into the courtyard while he went to open the door.
Bang, bang, bang. There was no response from the room.
"Jiale? Jiale, open the door!"
"Open the door, Jiale!"
After knocking on the door a few times and seeing that there was no response, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed impatiently tore through the seal on the door and opened the latch behind the door.
When he opened the door, he saw that his disciple, Jia Le, was slacking off and sleeping in the room.
"Don't, don't, Qingqing."
"Aiya! I told you to guard the door, and you're dreaming about the Duke of Zhou!”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's eyes shifted to the bundle of bamboo sticks in the corner of the wall.
Lin Yi stood in the courtyard and held back his laughter as he watched Daoist Priest Four-Eyed bring back a large bundle of bamboo poles and distribute them to the customers.
"Martial Uncle, what are you doing?”
Lin Yi pretended to be stupid and asked with a smile.
"Don't worry about it. This Jia Le is really infuriating. I have to teach him a lesson today.”
"Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, undeads have spirits, undeads have sex, forget the bell, beat when you hear me, beat when you shout, oh my, listen to my orders!”
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