"How annoying, knocking early and knocking late!"
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed opened his eyes in disgust and looked at Lin Yi helplessly.
"Ah Yi, now you know why I hate that stinky monk.”
Lin Yi smiled bitterly. There was indeed nothing wrong with a monk reciting Buddhist scriptures, but it was wrong for him to disturb the people.
He knew that knocking on the wooden fish and chanting would disturb the neighbors next door, but he still built the house so close to each other and made it so loud.
It was obvious that he did it on purpose.
"Martial Uncle, Master Ikxiu shouldn't be able to knock for long, right?”
"Hmph, it stops after a while, but I'm annoyed. Knocking so loudly every day is obviously bullying us Taoist priests for having nothing to knock on.”
Lin Yi shrugged his shoulders. A monk was chanting scriptures to knock on a wooden fish, but a Taoist priest really didn't need to knock on anything.
"Master, Master didn't do it on purpose. It'll be fine in a while.”
Jia Le whispered.
"Are you his disciple or mine? You're actually not speaking up for your master!”
His eyes widened, scaring Jia Le into shrinking his neck.
"Master, of course I'm your disciple. I'm going to wash the pot.”
"Annoying!"
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed looked through the window at the room next door.
The monk sat upright and straight, knocking a large wooden fish with a wooden mallet.
Qingqing was sitting in front of the table, kneading something with dough.
Lin Yi also saw it and could not help but sigh in his heart.
"Zhen Zhen was simply at the peak of her beauty when she was young. Her figure and appearance are really amazing!”
Speaking of which, back then, it was known as a fight between gods. Not to mention the male stars, the Four Heavenly Kings and 10% on two weeks were all existences that were off the charts in terms of looks and strength.
Amongst the female celebrities, there were the White Lady, Little Stutterer, Little Jewels, 13th Aunt, Nie Xiaoqian, and so on. There were so many of them that he couldn't even count them.
Pure face, no photoshopped pictures!
Tsk tsk, who knew if he would have the chance to see them in the future.
……
The sound of chanting stopped.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed rubbed his stomach and walked into the house.
"Ah Yi, go to bed early. Otherwise, this stinky monk will knock again tomorrow morning.”
"Understood, Uncle-Master."
Lin Yi nodded and went out to wash up. Then, he returned to his room and prepared to sleep.
A few hours passed by before he knew it.
Suddenly, a chicken crowed in the courtyard.
Lin Yi turned over and looked at the sky outside. It was still dark.
Suddenly, a series of thumping sounds could be heard.
"Namo Posuya, Namo Posuya…"
"F * ck! It started so early!"
Lin Yi was surprised for a moment. He looked out of the window and saw that the moon was high in the sky. It was still early until dawn. Master Yixiu, you're too pious!
The thumping sound stopped, and suddenly, a crisp bang sounded.
Lin Yi sat up with a swoosh.
It can't be! It wasn't enough to knock the wooden fish, but he still had to knock the bowl!
"Ah!"
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed also exploded.
"Knock knock, knock knock early and knock late, are you done yet?”
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed pulled off the earmuffs on his ears and stuffed cotton and wick into his ears. He had prepared so many things, but it was useless.
Soon, Lin Yi saw Daoist Priest Four-Eyed carrying a small wooden box and walking out.
Lin Yi stretched lazily, and he was no longer sleepy.
Not long after, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed came back with a wooden box and a clay figurine in his hand. He smiled proudly.
"Knock knock knock, I'll let you knock!"
"Master!"
Jia Le was also woken up by Master Ikxiu. He had a bad feeling when he saw his master holding Master Ikxiu's clay doll.
Master wouldn't want to tease Grandmaster, right?
"Okay, let's start the altar!"
"Ah! It's not even dawn yet!"
"You still have to pick the time to start the altar? Go!”
"Oh!"
Jia Le helplessly went to start the altar.
"Hmph, hmph, you're dead meat. Ah Yi, come over here. Uncle-Master will show you what the Art of Loathing Victory is!”
Lin Yi's eyes lit up. A good show was coming.
"Coming, coming!"
……
In front of the altar, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed formed a hand seal and raised his sword finger. The paper figurine on the table was controlled by Daoist Priest Four-Eyed to pick up a walnut and throw it out.
Very soon, a thumping sound came from the master's house next door.
Lin Yi ran to the window to take a look. The master next door threw away the wooden fish and swept the copper bowl on the table with his arm.
With a wave of his hand, the table was flipped over. The incense burner and candles instantly flew out and scattered on the ground.
"Sigh! Sigh! Sigh!"
Master Ikshou looked at his hand with a blank expression. Then, he realized that his body was out of control and was twisting wildly.
Upon hearing the commotion, Qingqing ran over quickly. When she saw Master Ikkyu squirming around like a lunatic, she was instantly confused.
"Master, what's wrong?"
"I don't know what happened to me either! I can't control my body anymore."
In the next second, Master Ikshou chuckled.
"Hehehe, I was…Hehehe, hit on my laughter acupoint. Hahaha, quickly help me, ha, release my laughter acupoint!”
"Oh!"
Qingqing nodded and quickly ran to get the silver needles.
Through the window, Lin Yi could see clearly that Master Ikxiu had picked up the pliers on the cabinet.
Tsk tsk, he was familiar with this thing. He had used this to pull out Old Master Ren's two zombie teeth.
"What am I doing with those pliers?"
"Ah, hahaha!"
Master Ikyu laughed as he put the pliers into his mouth.
Crack!
Roar!
"Haha, I pulled out a tooth. Haha, fortunately, it's a decayed tooth. Ouch, growl, it hurts.”
"Master, I'll help you unlock your acupoints!"
Qingqing ran back with the silver needle and snatched the pliers from Yixiu's hand. Then, she stabbed the needle into Yixiu's smile acupoint.
"Wuuuu! I'm being controlled. Qingqing, quickly go get the garlic!”
"Oh!"
Qingqing nodded and looked at the garlic hanging on the beam.
The beam was at least three meters tall. With a run-up, Qingqing leaped up and grabbed onto the beam with both hands. With a swing of her body, her legs hooked onto another beam, and she hung onto the beam. With a casual pull, she tore off a garlic.
This series of actions made Lin Yi's eyes widen.
In the movie, there was a stunt double for this action, and Longhu Martial Master could handle it. Qingqing did it herself!
A young lady with a charming figure jumped more than a meter high and hung herself on a three-meter-high beam. This skill was not enough to beat Qiusheng Jiale, but it was definitely enough to crush a literary talent!
"Stop fooling around, Uncle-Master! Master Ikxiu has gotten the garlic!”
Lin Yi turned around and went to look for Daoist Priest Four-Eyed.
If he continued playing, he would have to drink lamp oil in a while.
……
A few minutes later, Master Ikyo rushed over with Qingqing in an aggressive manner. However, when he saw the situation at Si Mu's place, he was instantly stunned.
The room was pitch-black, and the master, disciple, and nephew were sleeping soundly.
"Four-eyes, you have guts! You win today. Aiyo!"
Master Ikxiu covered his face and left angrily.
A moment later, Daoist Priest Four-Eyed's stifled laughter rang out in the room.
Lin Yi, who was lying on the bed and pretending to be asleep, covered his ears speechlessly.
Oh my god, Master Yixiu stopped hitting the wooden fish. Why did Uncle-Master start again?
"Here, here, here. Hehehe, hahahaha!”
The more he laughed, the more exaggerated it became.
Gradually, Lin Yi sensed that something was wrong. He stood up and went over to check, only to see Daoist Priest Four-Eyed laughing so hard that he was about to faint.
"Master, what's wrong?"
Jia Le rushed over as well. Seeing his face turn green, he rushed over nervously.
This was a curse!
When did he fall for it?
Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and an exorcism talisman instantly appeared in his hand.
In a flash, he arrived beside Daoist Priest Four-Eyed and slapped the exorcism talisman on his forehead.
With a puff, the talisman turned into ashes.
Four-eyes, who had been laughing wildly, finally stopped laughing. He collapsed on the bed and panted heavily.
Daoist Priest Four-Eyed only recovered after a long time and raised his middle finger.
" Sh * t, stinking monk, you win!"
……
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