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23 Xu Damao’s ultimate move!

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"Should I take the initiative tomorrow?”

"If he touches me during the movie, should I reject him?”

" It'll be very late after we watch the movie and eat. Will he send me home, or..."

The sky had already darkened.

At this moment, Lou Xiao'e was tossing and turning in bed.

She was thinking about the clothes she would wear tomorrow and the makeup she would put on.

In his mind, he imagined the conversation with Li Sen, as well as the various reactions and scenarios that the other party would make.

Her pretty face was already burning.

His heart was beating wildly.

"Come quickly tomorrow!"

"No, it should be tomorrow night.”

Lou Xiao'e smiled and fell asleep in her sweet fantasy.

......

At the detention center.

On the large bunk bed, a fire was burning in Shazhu's heart, he couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

He was not afraid of this environment.

This was the law of the jungle.

A place where the fist was the truth.

Silly Pillar was known as the Siheyuan War God,

Ever since he was young, he had never lost a fight in the courtyard!

Of course, the contest with Li Sen was an exception.

It could be said that whether it was the detention center or the prison, as long as he wanted to, he could become the boss, the boss!

The days were still moist.

But what Shazhu was afraid of was losing his freedom!

During the process of being detained, Officer Liu told him that in the hospital, the situation was very bad when he was operating under the police's nose and did not listen to the warning.

In addition, this incident had caused an uproar.

Thousands of people jointly guaranteed that it would definitely be published in the newspapers tomorrow!

The matter had blown up, and Silly Zhu was also caught in the whirlpool. There was a high chance that he would have to deal with it severely.

Even if he didn't hit Li Sen.

But he would probably be sentenced to at least two years!

Two years of freedom!

How could Silly Zhu not be afraid?

Moreover, if this happened, the iron rice bowl of the rolling mill would definitely be lost.

This was not the most important thing!

Most importantly, Qin Huairu was the goddess of his dreams!

They hadn't seen each other for two years. What if Qin Huiru got married?

At the thought of Sister Qin throwing herself into another man's embrace, Shazhu's heart felt like it was on fire!

This was the most terrifying part!

"Li Sen, I'm screwed this time!"

"When I get out, we'll ride a donkey and read the lyrics.!”

"I can't beat you in the open, so why can't I do it in the dark?”

Anger rose from the heart, and evil grew from the guts!

At this moment, Silly Pillar really wanted to kill him!

"Sister Qin…"

Shutting his eyes, Silly Zhu began to weave a plot with Qin Huairu in his mind.

The corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Only when he thought of Qin Huiru would he feel better.

......

"This is five hundred yuan."

"Xu Damao, tell me your idea.”

Yi Zhonghai threw the bundle of dumplings on the table and said with a serious face.

Li Sen was not willing to compromise even if it was 1000 yuan.

However, Xu Damao claimed that he could settle it with 500 yuan.

If he really succeeded, this deal would not be too bad.

"Xu Damao, this is a serious matter. Don't bother with an old woman like me.”

"Otherwise, hmph!"

He slammed his walking stick on the ground.

The Deaf Old Lady threatened.

"Haha, don't worry!"

Seeing the great unity,

Xu Damao's eyes lit up!

He quickly put it away and said with a very proud expression,"I, Xu Damao, have been traveling all these years. I don't have any other skills, but I have many friends from all walks of life."

"I'm not afraid you'll laugh at me, but I have at least 50 friends who have been in prison!”

Hearing this.

The Deaf Granny and Yi Zhonghai rolled their eyes at him.

Was this something to be proud of?

"Xu Damao, if you have something to say, just say it. I don't have time to listen to you keep me in suspense now.”

Yi Zhonghai said unhappily.

"Hehe, Grandpa Yi, don't be anxious!"

Xu Damao raised his eyebrows and said," This unique skill was heard by a good brother of mine. If it wasn't for the 500 yuan, I wouldn't have told you."”

"This matter is neither difficult nor simple."

"Have you heard of medical release?"

What?

Hearing this, the Deaf Granny and Yi Zhonghai were stunned.

He was puzzled.

Although these two old fogeys were not good people, their social circles were considered clean.

He wasn't like Xu Damao, who only befriended dubious people.

A person who had never been to a police station in his entire life, how could he have heard of being released for medical treatment?

"Heh, look at you guys, you've never heard of it."

"Let me tell you. Simply put, because the prison's medical facilities are not perfect, prisoners who are sick have to be released on medical bail, which means that the patient is released to society for treatment.”

"My buddy said that in prison, everyone wants to get sick. There are coughs everywhere, and everyone wants to get sick.”

"If you know who has pneumonias or malaria, you'll be in high demand!”

"We have to fight to eat in the same basin and brush our teeth in the same basin! They even breathed in their breath, dipped their cornbread in their spit, and almost hugged and kissed each other!”

"Strangling the thigh with a rope, causing the blood to stop flowing and causing muscle wasting, using nails to scratch the skin and flesh, then smearing dirty things and garlic to make it fester, and pretending to be crazy to eat and drink urine!”

"Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each displaying their own abilities! In short, as long as he was sick or seriously ill, he could apply for medical treatment!”

Yi Zhonghai and the Deaf Old Lady were dumbfounded by his words! His heart was pounding!

There was such a thing?

It really refreshed his worldview! Live long and see!

"It's not impossible. Although it's a little humiliating, compared to two years in prison and losing the iron rice bowl of the rolling mill, suffering is nothing.”

Yi Zhonghai frowned.

The Deaf Granny sucked in a breath of cold air and didn't say anything.

It was obvious that he had tacitly agreed.

"Xu Damao, you really have a lot of ideas!”

Yi Zhonghai sighed.

In this courtyard, Xu Damao was indeed considered knowledgeable.

"Muscle wasting, pneumonias, and even some other diseases are too scary. I think the one that caused the skin to fester is okay.”

Yi Zhonghai thought for a moment and said.

In his opinion, external injuries were better than internal injuries.

The Deaf Granny nodded in agreement.

Unexpectedly, Xu Damao sneered,""Master Yi, these methods are not suitable for Silly Zhu, and those bad ideas are not worth the 500 yuan you gave me.”

"As I said just now, although there is a certain chance of being released for medical treatment, it is too time-consuming. The torture in the process can easily make people collapse!”

"And in the end, it might not succeed!”

Hmm?

Yi Zhonghai was stunned.

No?

"Then, Xu Damao, what other tricks do you have?”

"Alkaline!"

Xu Damao narrowed his eyes and said fiercely,""This move is a top secret and is worth a lot of money. If it wasn't for the fact that that brother and I were sworn brothers, he wouldn't have told me so easily.”

"He swallowed industrial soda and let him go on the spot!”

"Instant results!"

"I just need to suffer a little…"

"Hehe, of course. It's your business where to get the kerosene.”

"Remember, this bro didn't come here today and didn't say anything.”

"It's up to you whether you want to do it or not!"

With that, Xu Damao turned around and left!

One had to admit that Xu Damao really had a lot of bad friends.

This move only became popular after more than ten years.

The kerosene melted when it came into contact with the saliva and began to flow into the esophagus. It could burn the entire esophagus!

This was something that couldn't be cured even in the 1980s!

His esophagus had been burnt to a crisp, and there was no possibility of recovery!

Moreover, this involved the cost of treatment and management responsibilities, so in this situation, all of them were released on bail for medical treatment!

If he really ate it, he would be instantly released from prison!

To put it bluntly, you want to die outside!

It was not until the early 1990s that the relevant regulations were introduced. Don't even think about getting out if you eat rockets! The loophole was filled.

He completely suppressed this evil wind.

However, this was all in the future.

How could Yi Zhonghai and the Deaf Old Lady understand how terrifying the fire soda was?

Even Xu Damao's so-called friend had never personally taken the potion. It was just hearsay!

If he really knew that the danger was so great, Xu Damao would not dare to use such a sinister move! After all, he would have to bear the responsibility if things got out of hand!

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and the Deaf Granny looked at each other.

He let her go immediately after eating, and the results were immediate?

Was the fire soda that powerful?

These two old fellows were tempted!

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