In the manure pit.
A yellow liquid trickled down the corner of Jia Dongxu's mouth. He looked like he was enjoying himself, as if he had arrived in heaven.
The stick was soaked in it. Its head, face, ears, nose, and mouth were all covered in feces, and its eyes were green.
Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu also rushed into the public toilet. When they saw this scene, they almost fainted.
"Grandma, Mom, save me. Quickly pull me up!”The stick cried and shouted at Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu.
As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, a lot of feces poured into his mouth, and it was very intoxicating.
Qin Huairu's heart was about to shatter as she helplessly wiped away her tears.
"What are you guys still standing there for? Hurry up and save her!" Jia Zhangshi shouted.
"Silly Zhu, quickly find a bamboo pole!”Yi Zhonghai mobilized his troops.
Hearing this, Silly Zhu ran out.
After a while, he found a long bamboo pole.
"Stick, grab the bamboo pole and I'll pull you up!”Silly Zhu put the bamboo pole into the manure pit.
Silly Zhu still doted on him like he was his own son.
The stick reached out to grab the bamboo pole, but was unexpectedly pulled down by Jia Dongxu.
"Silly Zhu, you wicked thing, are you trying to snatch our Red Braised Meat?”Jia Dongxu scolded Silly Zhu.
Silly Zhu was dumbfounded.
"This Jia Dongxu is really protective of his food!" Liu Haizhong held his hands behind his back and gloated.
"Silly Zhu, it's not easy to be a good person. Why don't we let him eat a little longer!”Xu Damao and the others stood and watched the show.
"Xu Damao, do you want to go in and eat?”
Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao, wanting to kick him in.
"Stop messing around. Saving people is more important!" Yi Zhonghai glared at Xu Damao.
Jia Dongxu dragged the stick down and drank a few mouthfuls of the feces.
In order to break free from Jia Dongxu, the stick thug kicked Jia Dongxu's body and took the opportunity to slide to the side.
Jia Dongxu sank.
After a while, the stick was pulled up by Silly Zhu.
"Ugh!"
The stick was pulled up, lying on the ground and vomiting.
This time, he didn't get to eat the red braised meat, but he was full from the feces.
The stick had vomited out all his bile, and his face began to turn purple.
"Silly Zhu, quickly pull Jia Dongxu up!”Yi Zhonghai commanded.
Jia Dongxu was Yi Zhonghai's disciple, so he couldn't just watch him soak in the manure pit.
Shazhu put the bamboo pole in and shouted at Jia Dongxu,""Brother Jia, grab the bamboo pole. I'll pull you up.”
However, Jia Dongxu was very protective of his food and did not come up.
Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu broke down.
"Silly Zhu, jump in and get Jia Dongxu up!”Jia Zhangshi said.
Everyone looked at Jia Zhangshi. This person was really strange. Why didn't you go down?
Silly Zhu shook his head, not going down even if he was beaten to death.
Jia Dongxu only woke up when the effect of the charm was over.
"Eh? Why am I in a manure pit?"
Jia Dongxu was dumbfounded when he realized that he was soaking in the manure pit.
His mouth was filled with the smell of feces, and so was his face and head. It was very disgusting, and he immediately vomited.
"Damn it, did you throw me into the manure pit?”Jia Dongxu was furious.
He grabbed a handful of dung and threw it at everyone.
Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong, and the others stood in front to watch the show. They were the first to bear the brunt, and their bodies were stained with a lot of feces.
"Jia Dongxu, are you crazy? What does it have to do with us if you jump into the manure pit yourself!”
"Your wife forbade you from eating sh * t, yet you hit me!”
"That's right. You've done too many wicked things and suffered retribution!”
“......”
Xu Damao and Liu Haizhong cursed Jia Dongxu.
"Nonsense, I'm clearly eating braised pork!”Jia Dongxu didn't believe it at all.
"Silly Zhu, quickly pull Dong Xu up!”Jia Zhangshi urged Silly Zhu.
Silly Zhu put the bamboo pole into the manure pit again.
Jia Zhang-shi had been soaked in the manure pit for a long time, and her clothes were soaked with manure water, making them very heavy.
If it wasn't for the fact that Silly Zhu was the Siheyuan War God and had great strength, it would have taken a lot of effort to get Jia Dongxu up.
Jia Dongxu was pulled up, but he did not say a word of thanks. He ran out of the public toilet and threw up on the ground.
After vomiting for a while, he almost vomited out his bile.
Jia Dongxu remembered that he was clearly eating braised pork. How did he end up in the manure pit?
The stick and Jia Dongxu's faces turned purple. They vomited for a while and lost their vitality.
The stick terrier suffered an unexpected calamity and was forcefully eaten a wave of feces.
He hated Jia Dongxu to the core and wanted to stab him.
"Mom, what's going on? Why am I in the manure pit? And why is the stick covered in feces?”Jia Dongxu's face was pale and he looked even more gloomy.
The moment Jia Dongxu opened his mouth to speak, the smell of feces assaulted his nostrils.
Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, Silly Pillar and the rest quickly retreated to create a safe distance.
He wanted to vomit just by smelling it.
Jia Zhang-shi sighed. She had really seen a ghost.
"You treat dog poop as braised pork and even eat it with a stick. We can't stop you!”Jia Zhangshi sighed.
Jia Zhang-shi's face was still covered in dog poop, and her words also smelled like feces.
"Impossible! I'm not old and blind. I can still distinguish between braised pork and feces!”Jia Dongxu didn't believe it.
Everyone was talking at once, trying to recall Jia Dongxu's memories.
The facts always spoke louder than words.
Jia Dongxu's body, mouth, and nostrils were full of feces. No matter how much he didn't believe it, he had to accept reality.
"Dongxu, don't talk about it for now. You guys go and wash up.”Yi Zhonghai said.
Jia Dongxu was Yi Zhonghai's cheap disciple. Back then, he had taken Jia Dongxu as his disciple because he wanted to scheme against Jia Dongxu to support him in his old age.
However, after Jia Dongxu became a full-time employee, his temper was exposed.
"Let's go, I'll take you to wash up.”Jia Dongxu stretched out his hand to pull the stick.
"I don't want you to pull!"
The stick was still sulking and slapped Jia Dongxu's hand away.
Jia Dongxu washed his body with a stick.
Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu went home and helped the two of them get clean clothes to change into.
Yi Zhonghai, Silly Zhu, and the others also went home.
On the way, Jia Dongxu and the stick were covered in feces and were laughed at.
The stick meme was ridiculed by some little kids as the king of eating sh * t.
The stick wanted to hit someone, but he couldn't catch up.
Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth in anger.
The thug's face was green and he didn't say a word.
"It must be that dog He Yi!”Jia Dongxu gritted his teeth.
He remembered asking He Yi for braised pork, but he was rejected.
On the way back, she suddenly felt a chill on her neck and couldn't remember anything else.
Courtyard.
Silly Zhu, Yi Zhonghai, and the others returned one after another.
"Thank you for today, Silly Zhu." Qin Huairu was talking to Silly Zhu.
"Heh, it's just a small matter.”Silly Zhu said with a noble look.
Silly Zhu was happy to be able to talk to Qin Huairu.
From the first day Qin Huairu married into the quad, Silly Zhu had already taken a fancy to her.
However, he had the heart but not the guts, so he was willing to be sucked dry.
After saying a few words, Qin Huairu went home.
Jia Dongxu treated the feces as braised pork and even jumped into the pit to eat it.
This glorious deed spread throughout the courtyard and became the topic of everyone's discussion.
Silly Zhu ate a few boiled sweet potatoes for dinner. After a while, he felt hungry.
Back home.
Silly Zhu wanted to get some peanuts and drink some wine to satisfy his hunger.
He reached under the bed and pulled out a bag.
Shazhu shook the bag and found it empty.
"When did this brat take my peanuts away?”Silly Zhu muttered, but he was not angry.
He thought that the stick had stolen him because he was kissing him.
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