Xun Yu only reacted after hearing their explanation.
It turned out that Zhen Mi was not a god, but the prototype of that article!
Ah! It's all my fault for being obsessed with the article. I'm in a daze, I'm in a daze!
Little Xun, who had made a big joke of himself, couldn't help but blush even though he was thick-skinned and shrewd.
Fortunately, the three of them served the wine. The three of them drank and boasted, and the atmosphere quickly became harmonious.
Especially Han Dun, who dared to boast about anything after drinking a little wine!
"Damn, Little Xun, I'm not bragging to you, but do you really need me to guess Boss Cao's intentions?”He slapped his thigh wildly, feeling smug!
"That day, my uncle asked me who Cao Gong wanted to attack. I was laughing in my heart and couldn't be bothered to answer you.”
"Is there a need to guess?"
"I just want to take revenge for that arrow in Wan City!”
"Even a pig brain knows that he wants to crusade against Zhang Xiu!”The drunk Han Dun was invincible.
Guo Jia and Xun Yu: ”
"I want to f * ck Zhang Xiu!"
Han Dun shook his head again." However, I feel that Zhang Xiu should be slightly behind. Cao Gong might have miscalculated."”
"Oh, what do you mean?" Guo Jia asked curiously.
"Don't you know?" Han Dun had a surprised expression.
"What do I know?" Little Guo was dumbfounded!
"Don't you know that Shouchun Yuan Shu has gone mad?”
"Ever since he exchanged his soldiers for the Imperial Jade Seal from Sun Ce a few years ago, he has been thinking about how to become an emperor every day.”
"You're possessed, do you understand?"
"Currently, natural disasters are occurring in the territories under his command. The hungry people exchange their children for food, but he indulges in pleasure and is drunk. This is the reason why the heavens want him to die, but they must first make him crazy…"
"I reckon…" Han Dun drank another cup and said with drunken eyes,"He should be thinking of becoming an emperor…!" Pin 'er!"
" What?!"
"Emperor?"
Xun Yu and Guo Jia immediately sobered up from the shock!
As mentioned before, it had been three to four hundred years since the Great Han Dynasty's Great Ancestor killed the White Snake and started the uprising!
In the past few hundred years, other than Wang Mang, who claimed to be a living saint, no one had dared to usurp the throne!
This was also the reason why Huo Guang and the other powerful officials did not dare to sit in that position no matter how powerful they were. At this time, Boss Cao even considered himself a loyal minister of the Great Han Dynasty. He just wanted to be another Huo Guang.
The two of them suddenly heard that Yuan Shu was going to become an emperor!
To him, it was no different from the collapse of the sky and the collapse of the earth. His three views had collapsed. It was unimaginable!
Even Dong Zhuo, who was so arrogant, slept on the dragon bed at night, played with the concubines, and deposed many people, didn't dare to have such thoughts?!
How was this possible?
The two of them did not believe it at all!
Seeing their gazes, Han Dun narrowed his eyes and sneered."You guys definitely don't believe it, right?”
"But this is what it means to be possessed. Since Yuan Shu is already half-crazy and there's something wrong with his brain, it's possible for him to do anything!”
"Moreover, this is not a momentary thought of his. Ever since he obtained the Imperial Jade Seal a few years ago, he has always dreamed of becoming an emperor.”
"This child, can't you let me have some fun before you die?”
"This matter is too ridiculous…" The two of them still shook their heads, thinking that he was talking about that strange story." No matter how crazy Yuan Gonglu is, he won't risk the world's condemnation. That's no different from courting death…"
That's right, whoever dared to declare himself emperor would definitely cause an uproar in the world. In an instant, he would be cursed and spurned by countless people. More than 90% of the people in this Great Han Dynasty would become his enemies, and the vassals of the world would even attack him!
How was this possible?
Even a lunatic has to respect the basic laws!
They felt that this kid was simply spouting nonsense.
"Oh... That's true. Just take it that I'm talking nonsense after drinking.”Han Dun was not stubborn and only shook his head with a smile.
The two of them only snorted twice and threw it to the back of their minds…
...
In the afternoon, when the guests were drunk, Han Dun drank a large bowl of hangover soup made by Lady Zhen and watched the two girls play mahjong with Qiutang and Zhinan in the courtyard. It was a beautiful scene.
During his idle days, he not only invented Fight the Landlord, Mahjong, and Jenga.
He had even started designing role-playing board games, including a macho version of Monopoly.
It was guaranteed that he would be able to play until he forgot to eat and sleep.
Oh no, these girls had already played mahjong until they forgot to eat and sleep…
"Pai 'er ~"
"Next time…Next time, I'll have to play one. If I lose, I'll have to take off a piece of clothing as punishment…"
In a daze, he began to laugh evilly.
There were too many fun things. Why was life so wonderful?
"I'm drunk. I'm going to sleep!" He mumbled and lay down on the bench.
When the four women heard this, they all looked at him. Then, with a look, they all stopped playing cards.
They walked over together, and soon, Han Dun, who was as heavy as a dead pig, was carried into the room by eight jade hands.
A servant girl fetched water for him to wash his feet, and another servant girl used a hot towel to wipe his face and neck.
Even the clothes that reeked of alcohol were pulled down by Cai Yan with a frown.
Wow!
Looking at that well-proportioned figure, he didn't look like a scholar at all!
He looked at that long face again!
Wow!
He wished that he could place his head on his chest and melt there…
The girls blushed, but no one said anything. They did their own things to avoid awkwardness.
This was obviously not the first time they had done this…
On the other side, Han Dun was already fast asleep…
...
"Young Master, let me help you wash up ~"
Early in the morning, Han Dun had just woken up with a hangover and a headache. The servant girl Zhinan brought him hot water.
"Oh…" He could not deny it and let her small hands move up and down to help him rinse his mouth and brush his teeth, wash his face and massage his face. Finally, he tied his long hair into a crown. At this moment, another servant girl, Qiu Tang, also brought over a clean scholar's robe. The two of them helped him change into it.
With a wave of his hand, a servant girl brought him the hangover soup that Cai Yan's younger sister had made in the morning.
Gulp…
Phew...
He exhaled comfortably.
When the bowl was taken away, another servant girl was already wiping his mouth with a towel…
Outside, Cai Ji and Zhen Ji were waiting for him to play mahjong.
Sigh, it was no wonder that he boasted that he could not go out for several years…
Ding!
" Daily accumulation conditions met. Skill Salted Fish triggered!'
[Obtained Survival Points: 1 point!]
At this moment, a crisp sound suddenly sounded in his mind!
He had accumulated enough Salted Fish Points and converted them into Survival Points!
Good!
Very good!
Han Dun was delighted. He waved his hand and said," The two of you go and prepare breakfast first. The morning session will be Zinan, and the afternoon session will be Qiutang!”
"Yes ~!"
The two girls were so happy that they were looking forward to the wonderful performance at the mahjong table later.
"System, open the interface!"
At this moment, Han Dun silently muttered in his heart…
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