Chen Xiujun officially moved into the Siheyuan and was going to be neighbors with the beasts in the Siheyuan. He was going to be a professional beast tamer. Whoever provoked him would be tricked, and he would train these beasts. Other than Silly Zhu's family, he didn't take the initiative to cause trouble for others. If others came looking for trouble, then don't blame him for convincing them with virtue.
On the first day he moved into the courtyard house, he found it unbelievable that someone had come to his house.
He had never expected that the first person to enter the house would be a stick. It was simply unlucky.
"What are you doing here?"
"Could it be that your wife is pregnant and came to tell me the good news?”Chen Xiujun teased him. If his wife was pregnant, she could only be his.
After all, although he had been married to Tang Yanling for some time, he had never touched her.
"Chen Xiujun, I want to make a deal with you.”
Chen Xiujun was a little surprised by the meme's words. He couldn't think of anything good that the meme could take out that would catch his eye.
"Deal? What kind of deal is this? Do you have any treasures or mines? You can't sell your two sisters to me so that you can earn two betrothal gifts, right?”
Chen Xiukan looked at the stick meme teasingly, not knowing what he was up to.
Chen Xiujun's words made the meme speechless for a moment. He didn't know if the jade bracelet could be exchanged for Tang Yanling, so he hesitated. However, as long as there was a chance, he would try.
Chen Xiujun lay on the rattan chair and didn't look at the stick at all. Instead, he picked up an orange and started peeling it.
He was very good at peeling oranges. The ordinary-looking orange peel actually turned into a small figure in his hands.
As the saying goes, life needs a sense of ritual. Eating an orange was also full of ritual.
Then, after he finished eating the orange, he casually threw the orange peel on the stick stalk's head. Then, he saw that the color was wrong.
Then, he looked at the green and half-eaten watermelon skin beside him and had an idea.
"The sun is a little big. Let me put a hat on you. It's a little cooler now. Continue."
Chen Xiujun stood up and walked a few steps forward when he saw that the stick was silent. With the green watermelon skin on her head, she really wanted to be cuckolded.
However, he had indeed been cuckolded for a few days.
"Chen Xiujun…"
The thug's face was filled with anger, and his entire body was shaking with anger as he clenched his fists tightly. He only wanted to trade the jade bracelet for Tang Yanling, but he didn't expect Chen Xiujun to insult him like this.
"Keep your voice down. I can hear you. Why are you clenching your fists and wanting to beat me up?”
"Come and hit me. If you don't kill me today, you'll be my grandson. If you hit me, I'll hit Tang Yanling. Don't you like her?”
It was just that the fighting style of the two people seemed to be somewhat different. The stick style was just fancy moves, while Chen Xiujun's style was the Mighty Heavenly Dragon.
Chen Xiujun pretended to pick his ear with his little finger. Although there was nothing, he still flicked his finger, aiming for the stick's face.
He had even deliberately wiped his hand on the stalker's jacket to see how long the stalker could hold it in.
However, he never expected that the meme would still not make a move. It was too f * cking boring, so he was not interested in playing with him anymore.
Chen Xiujun saw that the stick was silent for a long time, so he put his hands on his shoulders and gently patted him. Then, he helped the stick straighten his clothes and gently patted his face.
"Awesome. As a person, you have to be calm at all times. Don't be too excited. Didn't they want to trade? Why didn't they say anything?”
Chen Xiujun lay back on his recliner, crossed his legs, and leisurely closed his eyes to rest. The recliner creaked, and this rhythm seemed a little familiar.
After hearing his words, the stick instantly became less nervous, and his tightly clenched fists relaxed.
"You can start now. Make it short. Don't disturb my health and leisure.”
"I…I want to use the jade bracelet to exchange for my wife.”
The meme was a little tongue-tied, probably because he was nervous. Then, he took out a jade bracelet from his pocket. It was crystal clear and had a strong sense of light. There was a lot of water, and those who knew jade would definitely be able to tell that it was a treasure.
"Jade bracelet? You stole it from under Silly Pillar's cupboard.”
Chen Xiujun opened his eyes and took the jade bracelet from the stick. He placed it in front of his eyes and looked at the sun. It was really transparent. Although he didn't know much about jade, the texture and the penetrability were good things.
The stick was the " God Thief " of the Siheyuan. He had been stealing chickens since he was young and stole things from Silly Zhu's house. It was not strange for him to take this out.
However, he was curious that the meme had brought this thing to him, which meant that the meme knew the important use of this thing.
If that was the case, then he understood why He Xiao had gone missing. It was because of the gossip. The stick meme had hidden He Xiao in a deserted place, or perhaps because the stick meme He Xiao had gone missing and the stick meme did not know where he was, the stick meme probably did not dare to kill him. Anyway, He Xiao's disappearance should be related to the gossip, but it had nothing to do with Chen Xiujun. He was Silly Zhu's son anyway, so he couldn't be bothered to care.
"Don't worry about it. Where did you get the jade bracelet? Just tell me if you can exchange it for my wife.”
The stick did not answer. Where did this jade bracelet come from? He only cared if this jade bracelet could bring Tang Yanling back to his side.
"Awesome, you're a joke sent by the monkeys. She's your wife, and you're asking me to trade?”
Chen Xiujun wanted to laugh. The meme was too stupid. Whether a woman was willing to be with you or not depended on herself. It was hard to buy, but she was willing.
"Because she listens to you."
Chen Xiujun was rendered speechless by these words. What kind of logic was this? How could he say something so smart?
"Awesome, do you know what love is?”
Chen Xiujun asked the reporter a question that he had never encountered before and had never thought about before.
"I don't know."
After hesitating for a long time, he couldn't come up with an answer.
He didn't know what love was. He only knew that he met Tang Yanling on a blind date.
He felt that Tang Yanling could take care of him, which made him feel at ease. He didn't know if this was love or love.
" Stupid blockhead, you don't even know what love is. Let me tell you something, love is..."
As Chen Xiujun spoke, he couldn't continue.
"Ahem, that's not the main point. The point is whether I want your jade bracelet or not. Whether Tang Yanling wants to follow you or not is her business. I can't make the decision.”
The meme fell silent. He didn't know what to say.
"I'll give you the jade bracelet.”
The stick placed the jade bracelet on the melon plate beside the recliner. A gust of autumn wind blew past, and a few ginkgo leaves fell.
Chen Xiujun looked at the back of the stick meme and suddenly felt that it was a little too bad to turn the stick meme into a " literary youth."
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