The next day, Xu Damao slept in and only got out of bed at noon.
Since Lou Xiao'e had returned to her parents 'home, Xu Damao ate some of yesterday's leftovers. He put on his cotton jacket and wrapped a towel around his neck. He pushed his bicycle out, but when he came to the middle court, his eyes flashed and he was dumbfounded.
Ah!
He saw the three awe-inspiring old men standing under the eaves of the east wing of the courtyard house. One of them was holding a walking stick, one of his hands was wrapped in gauze, and one of his glasses was broken. Behind him was a bruised and swollen eye.
"I say, three masters, what's wrong?”Xu Damao asked curiously.
Yi Zhonghai, the First Uncle, saw this and did not say a word. The Second Uncle grinned and said unhappily,"Go, Xu Damao, go to the side. What does it have to do with you?”
"Yes, it's none of my business. I'll go somewhere cool.”Xu Damao knew that these three masters must have suffered somewhere and would definitely not tell him about this, so Xu Damao did not ask anymore.
However, as the saying went, a friend would die, but a poor one would not. Xu Damao saw that the three masters were at a disadvantage and walked forward happily. However, he was stopped by the third master Yan Bugui after two steps.
"Xu Damao, don't go yet." The Third Master, Yan Bugui, stopped Xu Damao's bicycle and said coldly.
"What?" Xu Damao asked in confusion. Third Master, I didn't provoke you. If you're angry, don't vent it on me!。”
"Xu Damao, don't worry. I didn't say that you provoked me. I just wanted to ask you, what were you and Lin Tianjiao whispering about last night?”Three. Seeing this, Yan Bugui softened his tone and asked Xu Damao curiously,
"We didn't say anything." Xu Damao thought for a moment and continued to explain,"Hai, it's just a chicken…Didn't Lin Tianjiao build a chicken nest? The last time I went to the Red Star Commune to play a movie, they gave me two old hens. One was eaten by the stick stalk, and the other was still locked in the cage. Lou Xiao'e didn't know how to raise it, so I thought it would be better to give it to him.”
Third Master Yan Bugui said in disbelief,"Are you guys really not lying to me about the chicken?”
"What else can I say if I don't say chicken?" Xu Damao said unhappily.”
"You…didn't plan how to deal with us three masters?”Third Master Yan Bugui didn't hide anything and asked the question in his heart frankly.
Seeing this, Xu Damao was unhappy and quickly explained,"Third Uncle, what are you saying? Why would I, Xu Damao, deal with you?”
As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, a figure flashed in front of him. Lin Tianjiao whistled and walked over with a birdcage in his hand. He smiled and said,"Hey, aren't these the three elders in the courtyard? Why are you all so unlucky?”
"Ah, three masters, three masters…"
"Ah, changed, changed…"
Heh, you said that the bird in the cage was a chatterbox. Lin Tianjiao hadn't wasted his efforts in finding this parrot from the spirit spring farm rewarded by the system. He fed it some spirit spring water and specially trained it in the spirit spring space for a while.
Third Master Yan Bugui was so angry that he glared at him.
After all, if Xu Damao said that he didn't know why the three masters of the Siheyuan Courtyard had become like this, he would have a way to explain it. However, if he were to ask this question about Lin Tianjiao, it would be akin to killing someone.
As the best schemer, the third elder, Yan Bugui, knew better than anyone how the three elders of the courtyard house had become like this…Although he couldn't produce any concrete evidence, the third elder, Yan Bugui, felt that the culprit was Lin Tianjiao. This was also the consensus of the three elders of the courtyard house.
Seeing that the three elders were silent, Lin Tianjiao walked to the front of the three elders and pointed at Yi Zhonghai. The parrot in the birdcage in Lin Tianjiao's hand said,""A hypocrite."
Lin Tianjiao pointed at the parrot in the birdcage in the bangs of the second uncle and said,"Beasts are worse than domestic violence."
Lin Tianjiao pointed at the third uncle, Yanbugui. The parrot in the birdcage finally spoke,"A bad teacher."
The parrot in Lin Tianjiao's birdcage had almost angered the three old men of the courtyard house to death when he said these three words. They couldn't just sprinkle salt on their wounds like this.
Xu Damao tried his best to hold back his laughter. This Lin Tianjiao kid wasn't wicked at all. Look at the nickname he gave, but it was quite fitting. Seeing how smooth the parrot's chirping was, it must have been trained for a long time. It seemed that Lin Tianjiao had been dissatisfied with the three masters of the courtyard house for a long time.
After a while, the three masters of the courtyard house finally recovered. Yi Zhonghai, the first master, glared at them and said,"Lin Tianjiao, what are you doing here?”
Lin Tianjiao shook the parrot in the cage and said proudly,"Isn't it obvious? I'm going for a walk."
Lin Tianjiao's actions were simply too obvious. How could the three elders of the Siheyuan not know that Lin Tianjiao was here to make a fool of himself? But what could they do to him?
If they were to say that Lin Tianjiao was the main culprit, without any evidence, they might just end up being mocked and ridiculed. After all, this fellow was flawless in his actions. He even taught the parrot to scold others. If they wanted to charge him with disrespecting an old man, he could use the parrot's insensible barking as an excuse. If they didn't say anything, they would feel too aggrieved.
Lin Tianjiao, go take a walk in Ditan Park…" Third Master Yan Bugui could only suppress his anger and pointed to the northeast."Lin Tianjiao, what are you doing in the courtyard?”
Lin Tianjiao was also an old Yin Yang man, so he immediately teased,"Yan Bugui, just say what you want to say.”
"You…You…You…"
The Third Master Yan Bugui was trembling. He was so angry that Yan Bugui wanted to sew his mouth shut.
"Old Yan, ignore him. The more you pay attention to him, the more excited he gets.”The second uncle could tell from his bangs that Lin Tianjiao was intentionally here to provoke them. He was simply trying to anger them to death.
"Little thing, I taught you to sing yesterday.”
As soon as Lin Tianjiao finished speaking, the parrot in the cage really did flap its wings and said,"
"Living in a rich castle
I've forgotten how profound the meaning of heroes is
I need to think seriously
Sing a song about beating the tiger up the mountain to find your ambition
First of all, we must quit being impatient
No matter how bad it is, I still have to keep smiling
Tens of thousands of aquatic plants wrap around my body
Always be on guard, be careful not to hit the rocks
The lofty sentiments penetrate the clouds, and the lofty aspirations are in the mountains
Unafraid of danger and storms
Come and take the real move. Even the earth shakes
Where can the false ambition escape to?
It doesn't matter that the tiger became a trap
Don't lose your courage
……”
Although the tone wasn't smooth enough, and the tone wasn't good enough, it was good at enunciating the words clearly. In terms of momentum, it really had the taste of Peking opera, which was popular in the era of "Love Filled the Siheyuan"-"Fighting the Tiger Up the Mountain."
However, for the three masters of the Siheyuan, whether the parrot sang well or not was secondary. The key was the title of the song. This was the most popular Beijing opera segment in the world of " Full of Love Siheyuan ". Everyone in Sijiu City knew about it.
What did he mean?
Who was the tiger? Where was the mountain?
The three masters of the courtyard house weren't fools. How could they not know that Lin Tianjiao was scolding them in a roundabout way!
However, Lin Tianjiao still felt that the fire wasn't big enough. Seeing this, he stretched his finger into the cage and picked the parrot's beak. He said with a fake smile,"Third Uncle, you're well-educated. You should be able to understand this Beijing opera, right?”
"You…you…you little bastard.”The Third Master Yan Bugui could no longer suppress his anger when he heard this and cursed angrily.
Lin Tianjiao wasn't willing to suffer a loss. He immediately mocked,"Hey, Yan Bugui, you're a teacher of the people. Why are you scolding me? This is too uncivilized. There's no morality, no morality. His awareness is lower than an ordinary worker like me.”
Gulp ~
The Third Master Yan Bugui swallowed a mouthful of saliva, unable to speak. Seeing this, he hurriedly used his hand to continuously stroke his chest, trying to straighten out the anger in his heart.
"Second Uncle, your hand…was bitten by a dog? Did you get your vaccine? Yes, that's quite expensive. At this time, you must not feel bad about the money. If you contract rabies and die, how will your family survive?”
After Lin Tianjiao finished angering the third uncle, he rushed towards the second uncle's fringe.
"You…Don't be so arrogant. Lin, let me tell you, from now on, you and I will be irreconcilable enemies.”
Ignore him?
Can I ignore him? Lin Tianjiao's words were like an awl that could pierce into the soles of shoes, drilling into the hearts of people.
After saying this, the second uncle snorted coldly and quickly left. Out of sight, out of mind.
"Grandpa Yi…Forget it. You only have one leg left. I really can't bear to badmouth you anymore.”After saying that, Lin Tianjiao turned around and patted Xu Damao's shoulder,"Xu Damao, give me a ride."
"Where to?"
"Didn't Third Uncle just point out the place? I'm taking a walk in Ditan Park."
"No problem, go ahead."
And so, Lin Tianjiao and Xu Damao chatted and laughed as they left. Yi Zhonghai instantly gritted his teeth in hatred. Was Lin Tianjiao not saying anything bad? Yi Zhonghai felt that this was even more outrageous than Lin Tianjiao's words about the second and third grandmasters, Yan Bugui. What did he mean by having two of his legs crippled? Wasn't this mocking Yi Zhonghai for being infertile and an old man!
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