Don't bite me?
Seeing these three words, everyone was stunned!
Bite?
What would bite?
Dog!
Instantly!
Everyone could smell the gunpowder inside.
Everyone's eyes lit up.
He clicked play!
Hu Hu Hu ~
A whistle sounded, followed by a dog's bark!
Hearing this, everyone's interest was piqued.
"At ease, attention, stand up, stand up, stand up!”
Lin Feng's familiar voice rang out.
"Kun, why is Fanfan so disobedient?”
"Sigh! Fanfan is used to crawling, but you have to make him stand, right?”
Lin Feng spent a hundred yuan to hire a waiter to record this sentence.
"That's true! After all, it was a dog, so it couldn't be too demanding on its food!”
"Then let's just walk it and play!”
Following that was the prelude, which sounded a little like " hehehe "!
It was filled with mockery!
All of Lin Feng's " old fans " knew that Lin Feng would often start with a king explosion.
And the first few sentences were exactly the same!
Little Kun's little dog, Fanfan, didn't listen to Lin Feng!
Who was Little Kun?
What was rice?
Everyone knew that!
He figured this out.
Everyone could not help but gasp.
From the initial guess to the current "Little Kun" and "Fanfan", it was very obvious.
This song was directed at the fan war tonight!
The smell was extremely strong!
At this moment.
Everyone was curious, excited, and shocked as they continued to listen.
"Sure enough, 2021, Teacher Lin is back here again. She's gently rapping about some things for you to listen to!”
"If you don't have the patience to listen, please turn off the player immediately.”
The original 2007 was changed to 2021 by Lin Feng!
It just happened to match the time!
Vae was also changed to Teacher Lin by Lin Feng!
The voice of the opening sentence was also very relaxed and happy.
After listening to Lin Feng's 'Compendium of Materia Medica' and 'My Domain', everyone was no stranger to this type of music.
On the contrary, it felt very rhythmic.
It sounded very brainwashing!
He continued to listen.
"Not to mention 2021, even if it was 3021, there would still be food accompanying us all the way!”
"Writing lyrics and composing music is my pleasure, but isn't it too much of an honor to sing a song for it?”
The two lines of lyrics were accompanied by a relaxed rhythm.
It directly blew up the entire arena!
Look!
Look!
How much did he scold Fan Quan?
A dog that barked for a thousand years!
Moreover, the word "praise" expressed disdain!
It was just a bunch of brainstorming!
Full firepower!
He was really going all out!
Hearing this, everyone could not help but have the same thought:
"Awesome!"
" Really awesome!!!"
Some people even stood up from behind their computer screens.
The excitement on his face was concealed with satisfaction!
The Lin Feng that he was a fan of was really tough!
There was no mistake!
The voice continued,
"I just sit in front of the keyboard and write my own songs.”
"This is my talent and my interest. Whoever is behind this plot has bad intentions!？”
"It was originally a simple piece of music, but it was tainted by interests.”
"Every note and pure heart in music, why can't they escape the fate of hypocrisy!？”
Hearing this.
Everyone exploded!
What was this song?
Didn't this mean that those people in the fan circle were instructed by someone?
One had to know that everyone had witnessed Fan Huan's earlier attack on the Yan Country's Poetry Association.
Moreover, very soon, someone came out and said that this was an organized action by the various big and small fresh meat artists!
He relied on sending videos to boost his emotions!
If this wasn't profit, then what was profit?
There was no other reason. It was because Lin Feng had touched the cake of those capitals!
But-
How could this be turned into a song?
In fact, the song was released immediately after this incident?
So fast?
This was obviously not prepared!
But if this was the case, then this Lin Feng was too terrifying!
The counterattack was accurate, the counterattack was fast, and the song was catchy. It wasn't something that was forced out. The standard wasn't low at all!
At this moment!
Everyone who was paying attention to this matter was a little dumbfounded!
This level of music, this foundation of music, it's too f * cking awesome!
As for the entertainment industry and music industry, they were even more shocked!
Awesome!
This was too f * cking awesome!
Even some people in the fan circle were stunned!
We've just started scolding, and you're already coming out with a song to counter us?
Dimensional reduction attack!
It was a complete dimensional reduction attack!
You can't play like this!
"Damn it! Was this a monster? Who did we offend?"
As for the passersby and Lin Feng's fans:
"Awesome! Teacher Lin is awesome!"
"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! Is Fan Huan still shouting now?"
"You only know how to bark! He wrote a song directly!"
"Crazy! Now you still want to be arrogant? Haha!"
……
During the time when Fan Huan had lost his mind, these people had more or less been exposed to the internet!
There were countless cursing words!
And the result?
Now, it was directly washed away by Lin Feng!
Before he could even finish listening to the song, he had already scolded the entire fan circle!
He didn't say much and continued to listen.
"I once asked myself if it was necessary to fight back so coolly.”
"But some people make me feel disgusted just thinking about them. I should still take out the courage to get food.”
In the original version, the words " Big Brother's Courage " were written at the back. In the end, Lin Feng directly changed it to " The Courage to Eat!"
That's right!
Wasn't it just Fan Huan clamoring now?
It was disgusting just thinking about it!
Get food!
That's right!
Hearing this, everyone was amused!
"There's something! Teacher Lin is definitely something!"
"This song is not only good, but it also has energy!”
"What do you mean by awesome? This is called awesome!"
……
The song continued,"
"I often ask myself if sanctimonious people still have a conscience.”
"If it's because of mental illness, you're welcome to go to the hospital to register for mental illness.”
Hospital registration for mental illness!
The original sentence was,"I went to Anhui to look for a famous doctor, Vae, but Lin Feng changed it directly."
With this change, it immediately exploded again!
"What the f * ck? He really doesn't use vulgarities when scolding people!"
"He became mentally ill?"
"I have to say, I also think that there's something wrong with Fan Huan's brain!”
"Good scolding!"
……
There was a wave of cheers!
When Fan Quan heard this, his face was about to explode with anger.
However, what they did not know was that they were even angrier!
The song continued, and a voice that was almost like a rap sounded.
"Don't you understand the principle of being a person first before doing things?”
"Does it matter what you send? Does it matter if you can face your parents?”
"Don't you understand the principle of being a person first and doing things later?”
"Does it matter what you send? Does it matter if you can face your old parents?？”
As soon as these few sentences were said, the target was immediately raised!
The meaning was clear:
You're scolding me!
Your internet exploded!
You guys are the brains!
Have you ever thought about your parents?
Never thought about it?
Haha!
Just say it!
Did he not have a mother?
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