"Silly Zhu, why are you sneaking around?" Yi Zhonghai shouted hurriedly. Are you trying to peek at the women's bathroom?”
"Let me tell you, you can't do this. If you're found out, you'll be punished. In serious cases, you might even be fired!”
Hearing this, Silly Zhu said with a straight face," First Master, look at what you're saying. We've been in the same courtyard for so many years. Am I, Silly Zhu, that kind of person?”
Yi Zhonghai thought to himself, even if Silly Zhu had the heart, he wouldn't have the guts.
"If you're not peeping at the ladies 'room, then why are you sneaking around here?" he asked with a frown. Don't let others misunderstand you!"
Silly Zhu didn't answer, but asked mysteriously,""Grandpa Yi, let me ask you, did you see Lin Jianjun in the toilet just now?”
In fact, he had already calculated the time. Logically speaking, after Lin Jianjun ate his food, he must have started to have a stomachache. He had secretly come here to watch the show.
Yi Zhonghai shook his head. If you want to find Lin Jianjun, go to the health center to find him. Why are you looking for him here?”
Shazhu shook his head and smiled slyly,""I'm not here to look for him. I'm here to watch the show.”
Yi Zhonghai was getting more and more confused. He asked,""What are you talking about? You said you came here to look for Lin Jianjun, and then you said you came here to watch the show. Why don't I understand what you mean at all!”
"Master Yi, I have good news for you! Isn't that Lin Jianjun always on bad terms with us? Didn't he always not give us face? I've already thought of a way to deal with him today. Guess what it is?”
However, Yi Zhonghai didn't have the time to guess.
His stomach was rumbling again.
He hurriedly asked," Alright, don't keep me in suspense. My stomach hurts. Hurry up and tell me. I still have to go to the toilet after you're done!"”
"What? Didn't you just come out?" said Silly Zhu as he looked at Yi Zhonghai in shock.
Yi Zhonghai waved his hand." Who said I can't go back after I just came out?" Tell me quickly!"
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai seemed to be in a hurry, he hurriedly said,""Grandpa Yi, I specially prepared a box of sumptuous food for Lin Jianjun today and added two slices of meat.”
"But I also added a large amount of laxatives in it. As long as he takes it, I guarantee that he will have diarrhea for two days! Two days is enough for him!"
"This guy actually dares to go against us and not give us face. Then we should teach him a lesson and let him know that we are not so easy to provoke! Hehe! First Uncle, isn't my idea awesome?”
Hearing Silly Zhu's words, Yi Zhonghai's face turned green!
No wonder he had a stomachache after eating that box of food. It turned out that Silly Zhu had put a lot of laxatives in it. Lin Jianjun didn't know and gave him that box of food. In the end, he became the unlucky one!
Yi Zhonghai had the urge to beat someone up when he thought about the amount of laxatives that Shazhu had put in there, enough for two days.
"Silly Zhu, you, you bastard!”
Yi Zhonghai scolded angrily.
"First Master, I was just plotting against Lin Jianjun. Why are you scolding me?" Could it be that you were bribed by him? That can't be. Our relationship is so good. Why are you scolding me because of that guy?”
Yi Zhonghai still wanted to curse, but he couldn't hold it in anymore. If he said another word, he would fly off.
He hurriedly rushed into the toilet.
Soon, the sound of a storm came from the toilet.
Hearing this voice, Shazhu said enviously,""Grandpa Yi, I really envy you. To be honest, I've been constipated recently and can't poop no matter how hard I try. Seeing you poop so happily, I'm really envious!”
However, Yi Zhonghai's angry voice came from inside,""Envy you??? Quickly think of a way to help me find a pair of pants. I haven't had the time to take off my pants yet."
Yi Zhonghai had the urge to hit someone!
Boss was already so old, but he still pooped in his pants.
He felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his life!
If others knew about this, where would he put his old face? How was he going to survive in this factory?
Wouldn't he become the joke of the day?
Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth in anger. He thought for a moment. Who should he blame for this?
Blame Lin Jianjun?
If Lin Jianjun hadn't given him the lunch box, he wouldn't have done this.
But on second thought, he couldn't blame Lin Jianjun.
She didn't know that the food was laced with laxatives.
If he wanted to blame someone, he had to blame Silly Zhu. If it wasn't for the fact that Silly Zhu had put a large amount of laxatives in the food, he wouldn't have ended up like this.
But although Silly Pillar was the main culprit of this matter, he wasn't targeting him!
Silly Zhu only wanted to take revenge on Lin Jianjun, so he put a lot of laxatives in the food.
If he had to let Silly Zhu take responsibility for this matter, then Silly Zhu would feel wronged.
After all, Silly Zhu had thought of such a trick to deal with Lin Jianjun for everyone's face.
Logically speaking, this was understandable.
Thinking about it, Yi Zhonghai felt that something was wrong. Since Lin Jianjun was not to blame, he could not blame Silly Zhu either.
So he could only blame himself?
If he hadn't been greedy, he wouldn't have become this unlucky person.
The more Yi Zhonghai thought about it, the more depressed he became. Who was he going to reason with?
At this moment, when Silly Zhu heard Yi Zhonghai's words from outside, he was also dumbfounded. This was the first time he had encountered such a situation.
He couldn't help but laugh. Why are you still so careless?"
Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and scolded,"Silly Zhu, why are you still laughing?" Do you know that I ate the box of food you gave Lin Jianjun? The reason why I'm like this is all because of you! I'll settle the score with you when we get back.”
"Go back and get me a pair of pants immediately. If anyone finds out that I'm like this, my reputation will be ruined!”
Yi Zhonghai cared a lot about his reputation. He did not want to become a laughing stock.
Hearing this, Silly Zhu was dumbfounded!
"Grandpa Yi, why are you eating Lin Jianjun's food? What should he do? I put a lot of laxatives in it! But... But I'm not targeting you. I didn't know you would eat it. Oh my, bad news!”
Shazhu's mind was in a mess. He wanted to explain, but there was another loud sound coming from the toilet.
Yi Zhonghai saw that Silly Zhu was still blabbering outside, he was so angry that he cursed,""Stop talking nonsense. I'm almost full. Hurry up and get my pants!”
Silly Zhu was sweating profusely! He thought to himself,'Grandpa, how much did you eat?'
However, he didn't dare to waste any more time. He felt that if he didn't get his pants, Yi Zhonghai would be so angry that he would grab the philtrum and throw it at him.
"Okay, Grandpa Yi, wait a moment. I'll go back and get your pants right now! It'll be very soon. Hold on a little longer!"
Silly Zhu consoled him and left quickly.
After Shazhu left, Yi Zhonghai wanted to take off his pants because they were too heavy.
However, he was worried that someone would suddenly come in. If they saw him, wouldn't they say that he was a pervert?
Helplessly, he could only endure it and curl up in a corner, hoping that Silly Zhu would quickly bring the pants over.
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