Yi Zhonghai was also a ruthless person. For the sake of his reputation, he was willing to give it his all.
He jumped just like that!
Yi Zhonghai had never received professional diving training, so when he jumped in, he made a lot of urine splash.
Things mixed with the reincarnation of the five grains splashed high up.
Some of the comrades who had just rushed into the toilet to save the others were almost splashed on their bodies. They hurriedly dodged.
"I say, Old Yi, what is it that you can't take things too seriously? He actually chose such an extreme way of dying by jumping into a manure pit?”
Someone in the crowd suddenly shouted.
At this moment, two of the more muscular employees wanted to pull Yi Zhonghai up.
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai realized a very serious problem. He didn't seem to know how to swim!
For a moment, he kept slapping the golden water surface, scaring off the two workers who wanted to pull him ashore.
He wanted to shout for help, but he did not dare to open his mouth.
When the people around them saw this scene, many of them became anxious.
"Hurry up and save him. If this continues, Old Yi will probably drown!”
At this moment, someone suddenly suggested,""Quickly get the rope and pull Old Yi up!”
There was a lot of rope in the factory, and soon someone brought the rope over.
Under everyone's relentless efforts, Yi Zhonghai was finally salvaged.
Yi Zhonghai looked like a drowned rat.
Even though he had tried his best to hold his breath and shut his mouth, some things still slipped into his mouth.
He could not help but vomit on the spot.
At this moment, Qin Huairu hurriedly asked,""Grandpa Yi, what's going on? How did you fall into the manure pit?"
As they were from the same compound, Qin Huairu understood Yi Zhonghai's personality very well. She did not believe that Yi Zhonghai would commit suicide.
After Yi Zhonghai vomited for a while, he hurriedly said,""Thank you for your rescue. I'm not looking for death. It's because the ground is too slippery. I accidentally stepped on empty air just now, so I fell in! Fortunately, everyone came in time!"
"But didn't the announcement just now say that someone saw you pass out in the toilet?" Qin Huairu asked again. What's going on?"
Yi Zhonghai naturally knew that someone was deliberately making fun of him so that everyone would see him as a joke.
But he couldn't tell the truth!
He could only beat her at her own game." Yes, I did feel dizzy just now, and then I fainted. However, I felt a little better after a while."”
"Just as I stood up, I felt a little dizzy. I stepped on nothing and fell into the manure pit.”
Yi Zhonghai's flawless explanation immediately resolved his awkward situation.
He suddenly felt that he was really clever.
"Old Yi might have been too tired recently and his body couldn't take it, which is why he felt dizzy!”
"I think it's most likely so! Old Yi, you have to pay more attention to your health in the future!”
Everyone tried to persuade him. They didn't laugh at Yi Zhonghai, but felt that he was a little pitiful.
Seeing everyone's attitude, Yi Zhonghai finally heaved a sigh of relief. This was really a close call.
Although it was a little disgusting, it was still worth it to save face.
However, at this moment, Silly Zhu rushed in!
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's body covered in the Five Grains of Reincarnation, he was dumbfounded.
Why was he covered in diarrhea?
"I say, Master Yi, didn't you just have diarrhea in your pants just now?" Why was it all over his body? You're making it seem like you've fallen into a manure pit!”
Everyone turned to look at Yi Zhonghai.
Everyone's eyes revealed a strange expression.
"Old Yi, you're already so old, why are you still putting your pants down?”
"You really can't judge a book by its cover!"
"You didn't deliberately jump into the manure pit to cover up your diarrhea, did you?”
"Old Yi, you're really a ruthless person!”
The people around them were all talking at once.
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai's face turned green! His eyes were filled with anger as he looked at Silly Zhu, thinking to himself,'Why did you have to come at this time?'
If you say you're coming, then come. You actually said something you shouldn't have.
Originally, this move of his had already resolved the predicament and successfully saved his face.
You're good. You've wasted my efforts.
I jumped for nothing just now, and I suffered for nothing!
You pig teammate, aren't you pushing me into the fire pit?
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai felt the strange gazes from everyone around him. He wished he could find a hole to hide in!
When Silly Zhu saw Yi Zhonghai's expression, he realized that he had said something he shouldn't have.
However, he did not expect Yi Zhonghai to fall into the manure pit. He thought that Yi Zhonghai had pooped all over himself, which was why he was shocked.
He accidentally told the truth.
He knew that if he didn't turn the situation around today, First Uncle would definitely fight him to the death when he returned.
Silly Zhu thought about it and finally thought of a way to salvage the situation.
He hurriedly said to everyone,"That, everyone misunderstood. I was just joking just now!" You may not know this, but Yi Zhonghai is the eldest son of our courtyard. We have a good relationship and he likes to joke around when he has nothing to do! I was indeed joking just now.”
"I was in the office with Director Li just now, and I haven't seen the first uncle at all. If you don't believe me, you can ask Director Li!”
Although this explanation was somewhat forceful, it still sounded very reasonable.
Many people started to believe what Silly Zhu said.
When Yi Zhonghai saw that everyone's eyes had become more harmonious, he heaved a sigh of relief.
However, before the first wave subsided, another wave rose!
Before Yi Zhonghai could celebrate, Liu Haizhong's voice came from outside the toilet.
"Silly Zhu, Old Yi, I've already brought your pants over!”
Hearing this voice, Yi Zhonghai wanted to die. F * ck, God is going to kill me!
Yi Zhonghai felt extremely aggrieved.
He suspected that Silly Zhu and Liu Haizhong had teamed up to trick him.
First, it was Silly Zhu who ruined his plan. Now that he had finally managed to smooth things over for him, there was now a bang. This was simply the rhythm of wanting to kill him.
Everyone looked at Yi Zhonghai strangely again.
Liu Haizhong's words, didn't it prove that what Silly Zhu said when he first came was true?
The rest was just a forced explanation.
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